How common is casual sex among normies? Are they usually open

>>37405833
Very common and of course to both of your queries

>>37405833

>How common is casual sex among normies?

I'd say, for boys, every sixth party. So about once a month, a little less. For girls, probably 2-3 times a month, especially if she is pretty in that innocent looking way. Because the men line up to fuck them, so they always get a good enough answer to give it up.

>Are they usually open to fucking with their friends?

Depends on how big of a party it is. After party with two hot guys and three hot girls, the two lesser hot girls are willing to share. Very willing.

>Orgies during parties, does that happen?

Yes. But it depends on the party. If everyone is above a 7/10, then it can happen.


I can give you an example.

I was at a party. We were three boys, and six girls. We got drunk and danced. Then I kissed a girl in the bathroom. A friend of mine kissed a girl on the couch. Then the third guy went into the bedroom with a girl.

I had started chatting with another girl. The other guy also started to make out with two girls in the couch. So me and the three girls went into the shower and had sex.

We get out in towels, in the room everybody is having sex. We stop wearing towels and just walk around naked all night. Licking pussy, getting our dicks sucked and stuff.

Two days later we found out that the oldest girl was 17years old...

>>37406157
Normalfags are fucking disgusting holy shit

>>37406157
Reee get out etc etc you know the drill

>>37406157
I doubt this happened, but it's a nice story

>>37406157
hahahaha pls tell me more

>>37405833
I don't give a shit about that give me a source

>>37406157
Do you ever feel like this entire board is some sort of program to make people like us ever more resentful towards normies and makes us feel more and more disgust towards society in general?
Do you ever think that maybe, just maybe, somebody wants to bring us to the breaking point for whatever goal they have? To become Elliot Roger or become an army of NEETs for example?
Maybe none of those stories are actually real?

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>>37405833
>Orgies during parties, does that happen?
Stop watching porn.

>>37406157
Stop acting and get your shit together.

>>37406157
That story absolutely reeks of wishful thinking. Also, 9 people is nowhere near a party. Nice try

>>37405833

source on this

orregano

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>>37406157
>using parties as a unit of measurement for time
Might as well just come out and say you're a turbonormie

>>37406443
I can tell you that shit like this actually happens. It's been prevalent since Mesopotamia, and won't go away. Human beings are capable of sick, degenerate things, and will not lament over how far it'll go for transient fixes and pleasures.

I like the sound of an army of NEETS, down with the Normies.

>>37406498
You won't like it though

http://www.xvideos.com/video19358511/dad_fuck_daughter

>>37406508
Of course it happens somewhere but this board tries to portrait it as if this were the norm, like every single normie is out banging random sluts every weekend and orgies are common place. The majority of people don't have casual sex all the time like it's not big deal.

>>37405833
my roomate fucked pretty much every guy she ever knew

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Fag here.

I dunno if straight women just love the idea of a gay friend, but they always open to me their "girl talk" and inner secrets.

Trust me, you would not believe the degeneracy of normies. It always makes me laugh when people here feel guilty about fapping to whatever shit they do.

You have nothing on these normies.

>>37406443
I can tell you this sort of thing happens. It is however likely to be exaggerated by the people telling the stories in order to have more impact.

As far as the board is concerned, my only answer will be: it ain't helping.

>>37406570
phew. I didn't last long. Thanks for posting anon.

>>37406622

Nice.

I'm glad to see someone else say it.

I believe you anon. Some 'Normal' people are just as fucked-up as any NEET

>>37405833
>How common is casual sex among normies?
The average person has a maximum of ten sexual partners in their lifetime.

>Are they usually open to fucking with their friends?
Some fantasise, but don't go that far (sex ruins friendships).

>Orgies during parties, does that happen?
A fraction of them.

>>37406595
You're right about that, but it's still too commonplace for comfort. I've come across my fair share of people that attach no value to sex or have terribly low standards for those they'd engage in it with. In this past year, alone, I've been approached by plenty of people that have expressed desire for it solely on the basis of appearance. It's abhorrent, self-destructive behavior.

>>37406622
Bi guy here. Sometimes women assume I'm actually full on gay... Then they open up... And I think to myself "I wish she'd just tell me her secret to not be riddled with STDs at this point"

>>37406157
noice pasta anon

>>37406691
Ha! Ten partners is nothing. Most normal people have already had that many partners in high school. Sex only ruins friendships if you're a beta bitch who can't separate emotions from sex

>>37405833
For the normies at work (they go to Uni and work part time) they have casual sex about 2-3 a month.

>>37406691
>The average person has a maximum of ten sexual partners
I think us robots with 0 partners brings down the average to 10. Without us, it'll be 11 or 12.

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>>37406652
You legit jerk off to incest

>>37406701
That's something that troubled me greatly... The lack of value people have for sex. I considered it the ultimate (with currently available technology etc) act of physical intimacy... But "no lol silly anon it's just for fun and giggles, just not with you ok? You can't have fun"

Now I am so jaded I don't give a fuck.

>>37406806
One of the most common fetishes in existence

>>37406812
I've only ever had sex with people I've seen a future with and had deep feelings for, and, because of that, I don't regret those decisions. Even when the point comes that your principles are spat on or ignored, you still have them, stood by them, and can walk away, ultimately, untouched by whatever went afoul.

I'm 22 and I've never met a normie that DOESN'T have casual sex. That's actually pretty fucking gross when you think about it. I was lucky my bf was friendzoned/led on by bitches before me or he probably would have as well. I don't think anyone has the self restraint to stand up for their morals and actually say NO in the moment. I've been in a situation where things were moving too fast and found it hard to say no, but I did, and know I would've regretted compromising my morals. People treat sex like a fucking handshake now, like it's no big deal, and it disgusts me.

>>37406356
>>37406383
>>37406408
>>37406454
>>37406466

You don't believe me huh?

It was a party. We, the three guys, ordered the hotelroom. We invited girls from the internet, one of us had slept with one of them, the boss-girl, before. He had fucked her in his car, she had snuck out her bedroom window in the middle of the night. She brought her friends.

This was all I knew about them. They brought their own booze, so I thought "Okay, these are old enough to buy strong liquer".

It isn't wishful thinking. If you look kinda good, and you're sitting with a girl in a couch talking. If you have the right eye-contact, you can just kiss her. She will look at your lips, then back at your eyes. Then just kiss her.

These were some good girls. They did well, they've done well later in life too. The one I kissed was a redhead with freckles, but just around the nose, she was actually very cute. The other one was a thic blond. The third one was half latina, delicious skin.

We fucked all night. Some of them stole my underwear and wore it so theirs wouldn't get wet from all the dry humping they did while we were showering. I brought my underwear because I was well prepared, because my dick leaks when it gets horny. I hate wearing it when it is wet from my precum.

After they left we took the underwear they had worn, put in on our heads and sniffed the pussy smell.

It was an orgy. It happened. I promise you it happened. This happens.

Later we found out they were a bit younger than I had thought. Also, two of them had a bf. The one my friend fucked in his car before we met them had a bf. And her best friend had a bf. They gave it up to us anyways.

>>37406806
What's wrong with two consenting adults having sex?

>>37405833
Normies don't get laid that often. Most normies I know get a gf once in a while and cry when they break up. The average male only has 4-5 sexual partners in their entire life. tinder has also made it so average or below average girls can pick the best one out of the matches she gets. So they're self worth becomes inflated because unless you're a hideously deformed woman you can get laid.

I recently overheard a girl at my university talk about how her female friend texted her something like
>come over lets have fun
and she said she had no idea whether it was meant sexually or not but she didnt care and so she just went.

I was shocked about how openly and casually she talked about it and how unphased the other person in this conversation was. so I guess it's normal.

>>37406911
Lol ordering escorts with your bang buddies is not normie behavior, loser. Hope you had a good wank while you made that up

>>37406443

No. This is real. Many girls go out every weekend. You can see the 18+ year old girls on the school bus and hear the bottles of 45% vodka clucking from their plastic bags on any friday, esepcially on Friday. Do you really belive they drink all that at home by themselves?

It is all about what you look like and who you know. If you look good, the guys will take you under their wing. Because one 10/10 hot guy alone is less powerful than seven 7/10 hot guys standing together talking in a circle. The guys hold the parties, girls can hold parties, but they rarely do, because if a girl holds a party and nobody comes it is a big shame to her. A guy can have total saucage fest and it is okay.

There are several parties every weekend. We usually visit two. People call you up on the phone like "Heeey, wazzup, I'm at a party here, you need to come, now dude! The girls want you here!" and then you go there and say "Hi" in obnoxious manners and girls think it means you're very popular and wants to fuck you.

All the hot girls get an offer from all the guys. So, the hot girls say no more often, but they end up having the most sex anyways.

Also, girls can get invited to a party is they're cute, even if they have no friends or social antennas. We just invite them over, hold their hand for an hour, share some awkward conversation, then we just make it easy on the girl and take her virginity.

You can forget finding a virgin that is older than 16. At least hot ones. They're usually gone by the time they're 14. Guys are even earlier if they are genetically blessed.

>>37406622
tell us some stories please

>>37405833

>cant make work party cos working
>onitis whom im mad for goes as does a work acquaintance
>next day she comes in
>rubbing my arm "why didnt you go? i missed you, we could have done shots together and danced"
>great, il just go next time
>talking to acquaintance
>he casually mention he fucked her
>"all i remember is her moaning and her alarm going off in the morning, dont think i even came, and i let her out the back door so my family didnt see her"
>"her only words to me were 'where is your door key?'"

women are a fucking mess. society is going downhill fast

Casual sex is disgusting, especially party hookups and orgies and group sex is disgusting on another level. Doing this over and over is disgusting, the more that normies sleep around the more gross they get. Then there is the drugs, so low life, drugs and smoking. Drinking loads. Normies are disgusting!!

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>>37407178

There are no real "woah" stories.

Its just their attitude to sex and relationships. Highly casual.

They way they talk, it's exactly like those rdpill comics.

"hehe Brad's dick was sooo big, you were right about him"

I know I'll get hate for this but I'm really jealous of them getting top tier men so easy.

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>>37406157
>>37406911
>>37407142
Here we have some classic examples of robots pretending to be Chad/normies. Better luck next time

I'm not too big of a normie but sex with just friends is pretty common among my social circle. Not like.. dating, but just a friend you can hang out with and also have sex with?

>>37406443
Lol shut up and get laid you fucking leech. Or not, so you can whine to more worthless freaks about how it's not your fault. Pathetic.

>>37405833
Normies are always fucking usually this is 'coz they are inviting partners by eyecontact
Robots cant into eye contact thus missing all that normie sex.

>>37407114

When I wrote that we invited girls from the internett, I meant that we met them on a social network website first. This was back in the day before tinder and that stuff.

Me and my best friend tried chatting up the same girl on the website. But he cucked me on it, but she still had a good impression of me. She was a good girl, she was easily the alpha of the girl-flock. She brought five delicious looking friends of her to the party.

The party was basically just me and the two other guys buying a hotel room, putting on some music and saying "This is a party".

Me and my friends lifted together. That is how I got into the group.

Let me be absolutely clear about this. Girls go out friday or saturday, sometimes both, most weeks. If they are 10/10 hottest girl in the village, they get offers from everybody. We don't hold back, these people don't think like you do, that "Ouh, I don't want to make a move, because everybody makes a move on her, she is getting tired, I am gonna be different and special by totally avoiding her".

We do the opposite, we approach until they are tired of rejected the never ending horde of horny guys and let us have our way with them. And it works so much better.

You guys are sending them thought out texts with cute emojis and stuff on facebook and snap. They don't give a damn. They think that it is just a way some poor under-developed boys act. They don't see you as men. They don't even believe you like them, they just think you're strange and creepy. They don't respect you, they don't see you in that way.

They fuck fit guys that are taller than them, with cool haircuts, clean skin, fashionable clothes who are direct. Going right after their pussy, not with words, but with action. I've seen guys turn mild rape into consensual sex.

And there are no special girls. They all get fucked if they are pretty. Young girls don't say no to a party, because cool people go to parties and they want to be cool.

>>37407142
Good lord you yankees are degenerates. I can safely assume you live in the northeast or west coast in a suburban/urban environment.
Things work kinda differently in the Widwest and South (esp. rural areas). The two most "Chad"-like people in the entire town (both of which I'm friends with) have had sex with two girls each. Most guys here under like 23 are virgins, and men past that are married.
Similar story with the girls but to a lesser degree. Typically depends on wealth and religiousity.
Pretty stark cultural contrast, huh?

>>37407433
nice LARPing, i hope your cumming your pants over the thought of this masterpiece of fiction

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>tfw I'll never find a girl remotely like me.

I can't comprehend how someone can live with themselves after having sex with someone they aren't going to spend their life with. Normies are truly disgusting.

>>37407433
It is so painfully obvious that have absolutely no experience in any of the things you've mentioned. Literally every post you've made is written like a robot's fantasy. It's clear to me that your only knowledge of the normie world is from movies and tv

>>37407433
Instead of trying to convince everyone that your bait isn't bait, try writing believable bait next time

>>37407307

I have a "woah" story.

I have a girl, she is decent looking, but not really my type, because she fucks arabs and you have to draw the line somewhere. I have fucked her though.

But she had a bf, and me and her would talk on the phone together and make fun of him. I guess he eventually got tired and said he wanted a break. The girl of course begged him to stay, but he was gonna set an example.

So, I invited her to a party where I knew most of the people. The guy who held had a spanish mother, so she of course went after that dark skinned guy. They are hitting it off real good, and decide to go to the sauna together.

This is the middle of the evening. Then her boyfriend calls her up and says he regrets taking a break and that they should get together and work things out. She is just like "Uhm okay, yeah lets do that. Yeah, but I'll see you tomorrow".

The music is on in the background. Dunking. So her bf asked her what she was doing. "Nah, I'm just over with my friends, nothing big" and then the Spanish boy came out of the Sauna like "Jeanet, are you comming? The sauna is ready". And her bf was like "Whos that? What is going on?!" And she is trying to make it seem like nothing, while the other guy was beconing her on in the background.

Eventually, she hung up and went into the sauna. Where I am positive she got fucked.

>>37407657
Why did you even waste time typing that snoozer out?

>>37407569
Its easier than you think. And sometimes the people whom you thought were nice turn out to be assholes.

>>37407704

I think it is funny, because I am actually telling you the truth and you refuse to believe that it is real.

I have lots of more stories.

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>>37406806
There's nothing objectively wrong with incest. I genuinely don't understand why it's institutionalised.
Just abort your retards.

>>37407711
Tell more then

>>37407733
He has to make them up first, duh

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>>37407730
Did you know it's forbidden?

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>>37407657
>Then her boyfriend calls her up and says he regrets taking a break and that they should get together and work things out.
Cucklord Prime.

I genuinely don't understand how someone can forgive cheating. The person gave you confirmation of them being a disloyal animal, unworthy of love and trust.

>inb4 douchebag's desperate justification and calling me a virgin

The first party I went to was when I was 17. I had a friend who was a complete weasel, but he did anything to hang with the right kind of people and it paid off. He was at a party.

The girls in my class were at the same party. So he had told them that he knew me, they had asked him to call me up. He invited me over.

I asked my mom and dad to drive me there. They did it, because I am their only child. Then, after talking with my friend on the phone I found the house.

When I arrived the party had kinda died out. People were leaving to go to another party. But some people stayed. The flat was owned by two guys, one of them greeted me, said hi and gave me a beer. I was a bit nervous, but when I got the beer I felt a bit better.

My friend was sleepy because he had been drinking so much. He drinks when he gets nervous because he thinks it is cooler to be drunk than weak.

I sat in the sofa and talked with some of the girls, I wouldn't say it was smooth. Two of the other guys there made a lot of noise and did funny things, while I became more of a spectator.

I got up looked through the house. Heard the voice of a girl in my class comming from behind a door. Opened the door. She was naked on top of the other guy who owned the house. I quickly closed the door. But they didn't get upset, they just laughed.

I went to the toilet, to be alone and relax. I later met the guy who fucked her, who was the other guy who owned the house. He said I owed him for the beer. He was very alpha and intimadating.

Most people left, I slept on the couch. The guys who owned the house slept in their beds. The one guy slept with the girl in my class. No biggie, she wasn't my onitis.

I slept for two hours, then I left for the first bus home. Mom and dad asked how it went, I said it was okay.

Now I would give it a 2/10.

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>>37406157
LARPing faggot detected

>>37407817
That's even more retarded than inbred kids.

>>37407319
Hate to break it to you but that is actually how normie life is. I was only loosely associated at the lower rungs of that world for a bit when I tried to into normiedom but can confirm everything he said is accurate. You may not like it but this is how most roasties get fucked.

>>37405833

Even for normies it's not like it's extremely common. Like, just because a guy can go to parties, play some sports, all that normie stuff doesn't mean he's having sex and going to orgies every week. Average normies don't have much casual sex at all and have pretty limited experience with threesomes or orgies. Average single normies probably have sex once every 4-6 weeks. For higher normies it's probably something like once every 2 weeks (once = 1 girl, ofc morning sex and booty calls a day or two later are pretty common afterwards). Everyone goes through phases of having lots of sex to having no sex at all. To normies, not having sex in 2-3 months is considered pretty sad - not sad as in pathetic, but sad as in "damn bro i feel for you, hope it changes"


Chads are completely different. I was friends with a high-tier Chad in college and it was dumb how much pussy he got. The guy had 5-6 girls on-call at all times to come bang pretty much whenever he wanted to. Some of them were friends and he'd have threesomes with them. He didn't treat them like whores either. He always kept it fun and treated them like cool people and would hang out and do friendly group shit with em too (which was always funny because as the night went on, I'd just sit and watch as 2 of the girls on his roster would try to one up their way into fucking him that night lol).


That's HIGH level Chad shit though, he was legit model tier facially and his parents were extremely wealthy - and to top it off, he's actually a super cool and kind dude. I was more of a high level normie that acted like an average normie at the time, so it was pretty ego destroying getting literally zero attention from girls when he was around. He was like the Vince Vaughn to my Jon Favreau.
Not sure if this helps or not. A lot of the lower level Chads in that Chads friend group would still only have sex 1x/ 1-2week or something, but honestly that's mostly because they were intentionally turning sex down

>>37406622

Tell us most degenerate stories.

>>37407871
I give this LARP a 0/10

>>37407924
Trust me I know how it is. More than you realize and I'm not denying that's how it goes down. I'm just calling this dildo out for being the obvious role-playing liar that he is

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>>37406157
Yes this totally happened.

Where I lived, people from a certain district have to live away from home to study certain subjects. They live in a dorm thingy, they have a room with toilet, kitchen and shower. but they have a big livingroom that they all share and clean together.

I was there at a party. I knew a girl in class who lived there. I hung with them for a bit, then I went out to the living room and talked to girls. I had a good thing going with a half asian girl, but she left before I could get down to business.

I go out, because I know that the smokers will be there, they're always social. I hit it off with a blond irish girl. She is an exchange student.

She is less attractive than the half-asian, but I decide to stick to her. After a while I kiss her. I guard my investment all night and walk back to her place aftewards. Then we have sex.

It isn't harder than that boys.

>>37406157
>spending this much effort to write erotica for robots
Lol

>>37408030

It did.

6 young innocent girls and 3 fit guys.

>>37408031
nice larping story 2/10

>>37407433
h3r3s ur r4ply

>>37406498
Just go to pornhub and type sleeping in the search bar, it should be on the first page.

>>37406622


Fags always hit on me at bars/clubs. I'm straight (straight) so I turn them down (mostly indirectly) but always have a real convo or whatever just like with anyone else.


You faggots almost always end up hyping me up to your girl friends when they eventually join the convo, or if I go over to your circle later and join your convo with them.


To be blunt I appreciate it, but I always wondered if you're just doing it on the off chance of trying to get in on some weird threesome shit hoping I'm secretly bi

>>37406806
boy are you in for a rude awakening
>>37403194

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>for guys, monthly
>for really good looking guys, maybe twice a month
>don't know about girls because I don't know or talk to any
>source? I have a lot of Chad friends

They pretty much go on tinder whenever they want to kiss, or fuck something. Give them a few minutes and they will have a girl over.
They sometimes show me their tinder conversations to brag to me, and they get several matches a day. Their conversations aren't even interesting. My friends usually says hi, and the girl does the rest of the work in the conversation.

I wish I was them. The girls they talk to literally type paragraphs to them, while I never get matches. Then when I do, I can't get more then 2-3 words from them. I can just tell they are screaming "please stop talking to me."

>"inb4 normie"
I'm actually khv, and don't talk to any girls. It's why they brag to me all the time. I just have friends, surprisingly.

>>37408106
>Fags always hit on me at bars/clubs.
even though you're trolling this kind of personality still exists and I laugh at it and have not one modicum of respect for it

>>37406806
You honestly think they are actually related?

>>37408106

I know there is a type who do, but that's not me.

I wouldnt even approach any normies when out, gay or straight.

>tfw even straights get hit on by qt boys more than you

Just end my suffering

Anybody who thinks I'm larping should just get the snapchats of some of these girls. Make a Chad profile on Tinder and just get them to add you on a Wednesday, then just see what gets published on Friday and Saturday.

They are partying every week. They get offers all the time. At least 10 every party. They go out at least 40 weeks a year.

That is 400 offers for sex.

So let's say she is a girl that only says yes to 1 in a 100. That is 4 guys every year since she was 14.

And you know she is gonna say yes more than that, and have sex with the same guy multiple times.

>>37406157
>There are people in this bread that actually think this happened

>>37407998
That's why the balance in the sexual market is fucked up. A small minority of men get to fuck many times a week while there are still men in their 30s that haven't fucked a girl inn a single time. Right there is all the pussy they are not getting.
Is just like capitalism. A great majority of capital belongs to a very tiny minority of people.
Sexual communism when?

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>>37406157

Sounds implausible, I refuse to believe in this yarn.

>>37408214
>That's why the balance in the sexual market is fucked up


literally you atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlJ8AfCZRvs

>>37405833
Pretty uncommon.
Men who fuck around get a stigma from women, women who fuck around get a stigma from men and women. If normies are having sex, it's 98% of the time with a committed boy/girlfriend.

Seriously, don't let the jaded views of this board get to you. A friend of mine told me that it becomes routine, like masturbation.

Also you guys have really fucking outdated views on normie sex. Rarely is there any "cold approach"

People dont try to approach people in clubs and then fuck. Everyones views here I suspect come from pre 2007 TV and film. Forget it all, now.

Social media has changed everything. Normies have close friends as they have always done.

But then reams and reams of acquaintances both on FB and IRL. Friends of friends.

Pay attention.

MOST NORMIE SEX HAPPENS WITH FUCKBUDDIES

Girls have tons of fuck buddies and potential ones lined up. Normie guys have a good few.

This is one of the most amusing threads I've read in a long time. The RPing autist doesn't know when to quit.

>>37408192
Just give up already. Everyone in this thread knows you're a bald, lard ass typing out these posts from the safety of your anime lair in mommy's basement

>>37406157
buster_arthur_internet-lies.png

>>37407383

The epitome of normalfag intelligence right here.

>>37408298

He's exaggerating yugely the numbers but in principle he's right.

>>37406911
>It was an orgy. It happened. I promise you it happened. This happens.
Hahaha Jesus dude, you reek of insecure 12-year-old. We are anonymous here anyway, don't know why you feel the need to push these blatantly false stories so adamantly.

>>37408272
What becomes routine?

>>37406911
>the boss-girl

AHAHAHAHA YOU MEAN THE "BOSS-GIRL" TV TROPE, AS IN THE ASSERTIVE ONE WHO TALKS FOR THE OTHERS

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

>>37408273
Did your parents lock you in the basement your entire life? I'm asking seriously, have you ever actually set foot outside?

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>>37408272
You act like we're all in high school, and if we fuck around a lot then eveyone will know. Unless you live in a small town, you can fuck as many girls/boys you want and no one will care.

Also, do you know how long relationships last? It's not like all normies date for years and years, and don't cheat on each other.
Most have a few long relationships, and a lot of short ones. So it starts to add up.

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>>37407657

I met a girl on Tinder and she gave off that "innocent" vibe. Very vanilla seeming. But she was down to hang out and actually had a very nice petite body so I invited her over, we watched a movie, and had sex.


I invited her over the next weekend, we were having drinks with her sitting on my crotch. Someone started calling her, and before she answered I asked who it was in a teasing way, and she let out a laugh and said, "Oh it's my friend Anon".


I pulled her back on my crotch and held her there, breathing along her nape, telling her to let it ring. She started squirming on my cock, obviously getting turned on, but said she had to answer it.


So she answered the phone and I hear it's a dude. Asking her what she's doing tonight and all that. The whole time I'm running my hands all over her clothed body. Teasing her by running them along her inner thigh.


She tells him, "Oh I'm just with my new friend Chad having some drinks". I could hear him asking her how she met me and trying to entice her to leave and go hang out with him to smoke weed. It only made me start feeling her up even more. I started whispering in her ear, slowly raising my voice so the guy on the phone could eventually hear it, saying stuff like, "End the call and let's go have fun...", "Tell him your phone's dying...", "Tell your boyfriend you have to go...". She giggled at all of it.


She starts telling him to keep the weed and they'll smoke it the next day but he isn't having it. I can hear his frustration as he says no, either come now or it's gone. I let out a loud, "Well I guess you're not going", she giggles then simply says to him "whatever then" and hangs up the phone.


She then proceeded to tell me he's a friend of hers who's been trying to fuck her for years, and, through her laughter, says she never has and never will. But he gives her free weed, so she has to play nice.


He called again a few minutes after. But at that point she was already sucking my cock.

>>37408384
Having sex. From what I hear, your first time is an embarrassing fuck-up, the next few you develop a connection, but after a year or so, you wish you were beating off instead.

>>37408455
Different anon here but he's pretty much right around where I live at least, super casual hook-ups to the point others have described isn't something common in these parts

This thread makes me want to vomit even though most of it is made up.

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>>37408410
Did you say the boss baby?

>>37408462
>You act like we're all in high school, and if we fuck around a lot then eveyone will know.
That's the thing, if it's college, your job, or the local scene, people talk. If there's one thing that normal people uniformly enjoy, it's gossip.

>>37408467
>this whole post

fuck it

>this whole thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>37408272
Jesus, this has to be bait. I refuse to believe someone that naive can actually exist in today's world

>>37408273
You are beyond retarded for typing this out and thinking that it's some kind of deep revelation

>>37408467
What subreddit did you steal from that?

>>37408516
That's how it works, dumbass. If you get all of your information on how society works from fucking r9k then it's time to quit.

this entire thread makes me cringe, holy shit

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>>37405833
Genuine cyborg/borderline normie who went to normie parties and I can tell you that >>37406157
is full of shit or at the very least not a normal normie party.


Normies are actually quite prude for the most part, and their parties are fairly boring. It's cyborgs and failed normies that are the most promiscuous.

I was involve in three threesomes, lucky number I guess I got dubs in real life. Two of those pairs of girls were actual lesbians/bi while the other two were just sexually confused teens.

I also dated a girl who was the village bicycle. She had a group of friends that she had hung out with since like grade 7 and I was an outsider but by the time I met her she had hooked up with two of them, one of them being a serious boyfriend and the other a one night stand, I was a one-night stand for her as well but convinced her to break up with her bf to be with me and she was for a while, then she went back to play musical chairs with all of her remaining guy friends. One of those "girls are too much drama that's why all my friends are guys" girl who ironically creates drama between guys by fucking all of them.

You've let porn and hollywood movies warp your perception of reality.


Also as far as drugs go, 99% of normies are scared drug virgins. They might curiously smoke a joint with you but anything stronger than that and they freak out and keep asking you if you're okay and ruin everyone's buzz.

>>37406443
Either way it's creating the perfect nucleus of socially-isolated ideologues to be harnessed by some future fascist demagogue. I genuinely can't wait for the next Hitler (who will undoubtedly come out of either the U.K., U.S. or Canada) because even if I die in the purges I'll die happy knowing that the normans will get theirs.

>>37408550
Uh no shit, dumbass. I'm calling you out for writing the most duh post in this entire thread

Normies are fuckign disgusting, a mistake.

>>37406157
>every sixth party. So about once a month
I don't even make one party a year let alone that many a month.

>>37408569
>Also as far as drugs go, 99% of normies are scared drug virgins. They might curiously smoke a joint with you but anything stronger than that and they freak out and keep asking you if you're okay and ruin everyone's buzz.
>everyone's buzz
>buzz
>scared drug virgins

hate faggots like you, just saying

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>mfw all the angry little shits ITT

>premarital sex
>drugs
>orgies
Give me one reason not to abandon society.

>>37408509
Your somewhat right. But I think normies that date their co-workers are just asking to be known as the workplace's slut/manslut.

But I'd like to present that dating apps/sites are a thing now. Chads and Stacies have sex right at their fingertips, so sex is easily obtainable now. Every one fucks like rabbits nowadays.
If you go on tinder right now, by the time you're done doing your swipes. You will probably find 3 girls that said "I just want some fun but I have a bf."

>>37408569
Did you just pull this out of your ass or what? Because you have no idea what you're talking about and you're making gross generalizations that don't hold any water

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Why would you ask /r9k/, this would be the board least likely to tell you whether it be people who never go outside or people trying to anger robots with wild accusations.

>>37408685
There's 3 reasons right there fag lmao

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>>37406157
perfect place for an uprising

>>37408697
>Because you have no idea what you're talking about and you're making gross generalizations that don't hold any water
So this entire thread

>>37408718
Burn in hell you fucking degenerate.

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Did somebody call the boss baby?

>>37408726
see you there timid pussy

>>37408724
Pretty

ITT: role-playing, sweeping generalizations, and clueless virgins lecturing other clueless virgins about something they have no experience in

>>37408651
I have no idea why you're mad

Do you have some regional slang that is way cooler than "buzz" when describing a general drug experience?

Or are you mad because I used the term scared drug virgin and that hit a little close to home?

>>37408697
I'm just talking about my own life experience.

Most normies won't touch a joint until they're in their very late teens or early 20s and they won't even think about trying anything else, casual sex is very rare between them. Normies like to be in long healthy relationships and study hard and work even harder and only have a few drinks when they go out dancing.

Failed normies and cyborgs are the ones who do blow and coke and take turn sucking each other's bodies in a shitty appartment.

>>37406209
>>37406224
>>37406356
>>37406443
>>37406466
Hey even if this is real, people who do things like this are in a small minority. Honestly, most normies just have sex in relationships and the occasional tinder date. Normie =/= Hedonist Degenerate (most of the time)

Why the fuck do normies come here to torment depressed virgins? You are all sadistic fucks. Get off my board reeeeeeeee original reeeeeeeeeee obligatory reeeee

>>37407817
There is no law that forbids incest between two consenting adults

Public women are fucking gross and diseased.

I especially enjoy the gross whores who think the bad form of herpes is extremely common. Lolnope. Some herpes may be common, but the nasty herpes that leads to cancer and brain herpes is not.

Women with sex type herpes are fucking disgusting disease carrying public condoms. The whores above whores. The Skank Queens of the Kingdom of Syphilis.

There's a reason "nasty" is used when describing public women and their habits.

>>37408787
I have no idea where you're getting this erroneous information from, but you are absolutely incorrect about that. Your own life experience is anecdotal and irrelevant

>>37408913
Spoken like a true permavirgin. Amen

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>>37407730
the children dont even have defects until the second or third generation of CONSISTENT incest so no real problems

>>37405833
My gay friend has sex with his best friend who is Stacey.
Gay guys have a better chance at Stacey than me.
It's not even fair.

>>37408913

You do realize that herpes are just cold sores right?

If you've ever had a cold sore you've had herpes.

>>37408961
>I have no idea where you're getting this erroneous information from, but you are absolutely incorrect about that.

It's my own life as a cyborg/borderline normie.

I dated several girls, had family dinners with their parents, not all of them were fat stoners. That's pretty fucking normie. I went to regular nightclubs for birthday parties with friends. I lived the normie life even though every second of it I just wanted to go back home or have sex with another chubby punk girl.

> Your own life experience is anecdotal and irrelevant

and yours isn't? Where is this judgement coming from.

>>37409087
if i remember correctly doesn't most of the population already have some form of herpes already?

I'm exhausted fellas. I live in the middle of nowhere and haven't seen a girl my age in months. Maintaining a try-hard fake instagram image seems too exhausting. My account has been "shadow banned" on tinder for a year.

What should I do? Where do I go to hit on women now?

>>37406157
>>37406157
hahahahah hope no one believes this dribble
keep dreamin of the good life buddy

>>37408787
>I have no idea why you're mad

because people like you exist. ie. drug users, let alone drug elitists and people with a casual attitude towards drug use

>Are they usually open to fucking with their friends?
If the friend is actually good looking, yes most people have fucked within their inner circle

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>>37406157
reeeee get the fuuuuuck ouuuutt nooooooooww

>>37409278

what

I'm not a drug elitist, I don't think that my choice of drug is better than anyone else's. I'm not going to look down on someone because they prefer cough syrup over cocaine. Everyone has fun differently.

>people with a casual attitude towards drug use

That's a good thing though. A bad thing is people with a hardcore attitude towards drug use.

I don't even do drugs anymore either, it's been years, minus the couple of times where I had painkillers from a legitimate medical operation and I took more than double the dose because why not. The last time I smoked weed was 3 years ago and other drugs were even further back than that.


Weed is getting legalized here and I think it's fine. I'm not cumming in my pants over it.

>>37408214
>Sexual communism when?
The only thing that can fix this situation is making women dependent on marriage again, ie removing them from the paid workforce/higher education.

>>37409717
You should try this thing called not being a sexist piece of shit. It goes over really well with women. Unless you actually want to die a virgin

>>37409787
Are you implying the biggest chads see women as equals? All my chad friends are more sexist than me tbqh

Normie/Brad here

Casual sex is pretty common, but it's usually based off acquaintances/ friend or a friend compared to going home with a stranger.
Obviously it still happens, but there has to be a sense of "comfortableness" that comes with it.
Generally speaking, if there's a friend group with girls and dudes mixed, and they're all single, they've all had sex with each other at some point. That's just the way she goes.
3 ways are moderately common, orgies not really, especially at a huge party.
So basically yes, all of that happens, but it's just as memey as you think it is

>>37409914
I am. I'm a Chad and myself and all my friends see women as equals. We've actually stopped hanging out with a few friends because of their overt sexism. I can't see dating going well as a sexist

>>37409128

naw youre thinking of a form of HPV which is like herpes-lite

>>37410180
I want off this ride, comparatively mormonism doesn't sound too bad.

>>37409787
>>37410237
> I'm a Chad and myself and all my friends see women as equals.
lmao ok dude

Why are robots so intimidated by the notion of sex?

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>>37406157
>I'd say, for boys, every sixth party. So about once a month
this dude thinks every guy is some Chad that goes to parties this often

>>37407871
>He said I owed him for the beer. He was very alpha and intimadating.
That's not alpha, that's being an asshole.

>>37407251
I've seen this greentext before. Is it a copypasta now or are you just trying to get your story out there as much as posible?

>>37410180
You normies are disgusting

>>37410472

>When you realise men invented religion (even f they knew it to be a lie) as sexual communism
>when you realise we killed it

>>37406992
This.

most guys won't admit they are not getting anything.
you can instantly tell who is getting laid and who isn't. usually the good looking guys are fucking some bottom of the barrel bitch on the regular and probably have an avarage gf to boot. the rest are dating down and get sloppy seconds from girls that look like shit

the 8 and 9's usually wait to strike gold

>>37410501
Not sure why that's so hard to believe but whatever. Not everyone is a sexist, racist waste of space like you

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>http://www.onaverage.co.uk/sex-averages/35-average-sexual-partners

>"A lot of people tend to lie about the number of sexual partners they've had. Often people exaggerate when asked about it. The actual average number of sexual partners in the UK is 9.8. In general men have on average more sexual partners than women. So the average number of sexual partners for men lies slightly above 9, and for women slightly below 9. In almost all of the countries where research has been conducted into the average number of sexual partners, men have more sexual partners than women. Only in New-Zealand women tend to have more sexual partners then men. The worldwide average of number of sexual partners is 9."

9.8 NINE POINT EIGHT IS AVERAGE, thats just your average bog standard number sexual partners over a lifetime here in the UK. I just love how the article makes a point to talk about how women have a lower number, 9.8 vs "just under 9" no fucking difference whatsoever, thats clutching at straws, women are just as slutty and easy as the men. You can tell that it was written by a woman.

>>37411056
most guys get with 1-6 woman. most woman get with 4-12 guys

>"the average number of male sexual partners a woman has over a lifetime has increased from 3.7 in 1990-1991 to 7.7 in the latest survey (a similar increase in men was seen from 8.6 to 11.7)"

Sharp increase from 1991 to 2012 there, only gets higher with tinder

>>37411056
This honestly makes me want to cry. Why can't I have one virgin girl to marry? It's all I fucking want.

>>37406157
the amount of (you) one this shitpost is of the charts. really tells you how angry the losers on this board are lmao

>>37411212
what makes you think you deserve anything like that?

>>37411237
Why is it so unreasonable? I'm not asking for anything I don't fit.

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>>37405833
I'm generally that person who stands in the corner of the party not talking to anybody, because I have one friend who is a semi-normie, and who invited me along. From what I've observed, the average Chad will most likely try to "get laid" as many times as possible, and will likely have sex at about every party. For the people who are more focused on just drinking, possibly once every three parties. For people like me, never. The Stacies will be all over the Chads at all opportunities, and intercourse will ensue as much as possible for them, until they become the average roastie 25 year old.
Also, late highschool parties have the most amount of intercourse, I'd say.

>>37410663
i know right, hes talking as if he's some authority, I love it when people try to convey what being a normie is like.

They act like they are talking to retards or something, always funny.

Also it sounds fake as hell. we're anonymous here, why even bother, how little do you think of yourself when you feel the need to impress total strangers you'll never meet.

weird.

The person who typed that up is either lying totally or chanced into a normie party by luck and his wild imagination is filling in the gaps about what happened behind closed doors.

or something.

>>37405833
I had a 5 people orgy once at a house party while rollng hard on molly. It was in a small flat so everybody in the next room could here us including the guy one of the girls had a thing with lmao. Needless to say everybody was angry at us the next day. But I am a degenerate and couldn't care less.

Japanese females between the ages 20-30 average ~9 sexual partners.

>>37411274
Stop going to those things anon, you are better staying away from those normies. You will never be one of them, not your scene.

>>37411320
>I am a degenerate
Yeah you are but not the kind of degenerate that belongs on here.

>>37406806
>incest
You mean a bunch of random porn stars who are not related at all fucking each other in a supposed incest scenario? You could take literally any porno and change the title to "dad fucks daughter"/"brother fucks sister"/"son fucks mother" depending on the age of the porn stars.

>>37407863
Yeah, especially in modern relationships which are mostly between two random people who met somewhere (which often means drunkenly making out at a party), dated for a couple weeks, and then fucked before they had any sort of feelings for each other and then just kind of stayed together afterwards.
I mean I can kinda understand why guys who got together with their high school crush forgive cheating years into the relationship, because that one girl was their first and often only long-term girlfriend, and at that point they've felt like they would spend the rest of their lives with that girl. I'm not saying they are right, but I can understand them.

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>>37406691
>The average person has a maximum of ten sexual partners in their lifetime.
Keep in mind that lifetime sexual partners is pareto distributed.