Ideal gf thread

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Aesthetic gf is superior

>that image quality
What is your fucking problem? Maybe the reason you can't get a gf is that you post horribly compressed pictures from facebook

>>37402635
Show me every picture in your folder, I'm sure at least one of them has pretty nasty jpeg artifacts.

>>37401878
If a girl has cutting scars, she is unstable and will cheat on you in record time. Literally faster than any turboslut or Stacy. The second someone makes her feel more secure than you do or offers her novelty, her impulsive ass will fuck another man.

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>Ideal grill

>>37402694
Nigga my imageboard folder (with all its sub-folders) is 25 GB. Do you really want me to upload it all somewhere?

>>37402710
>tfw no dark souls gf with an ifunny watermark

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>>37401878
The sad thing is that a qt girl that cosplays went at my old school but i waited too long and i never apprached her before i changed school the next year. I recently checked her Facebook and now she found a real chad.

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>>37401878
reposting bf
these threads need more bf

>your ideal gf already exists word for word
>in a video game
absolutely end my life senpai
who else knows that feel

>>37402763
Buy a pillow of her

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a cutie i found on twitter

>>37402755
tfw this is pretty much me
dont wish a bf like this anon...

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>>37401878
my ideal grillfreind anon

>>37402755
You seem really cool, I saw you posted this in another thread a few days ago. I match up pretty well with that picture but I saw you posted that you were in Europe so that kinda sucks. I'd like to be your friend though. Contact details?

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Only I don't have any friends to kill

>>37403239
What end do you think will come of this? You're trying to talk to whores on /r9k/ of all places.
Go to /soc/ if you're so fucking desperate for attention.

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>>37403330
I just want to make interesting friends. And no /soc/ culture isn't conducive to meet the kind of people I think I can form bonds with.

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Why cant I have a girl like this?

>>37401878

ShirofromDeadmanWonderland.jpg

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>>37401878
My irl gf

Get you a grill that likes who you are

>>37403405
And /r9k/ culture is?
You're interested in that attention whoring roastie because you want a woman to talk to, while she's only here for the attention.
I can see that you're trying to come off as "well adjusted" and "more normal" then the rest of us, because you want to appear better when compared to the /r9k/ dregs like the rest of us. There's legitimate competition for the attention of whores on /soc/, so you decide to haunt here in the hopes of coercing something "more" out of a "friendship" you made on /r9k/ of all places. You're a normie seeking the attention of a normie who wants nothing to do with you.

>>37403468
i envy you anon, i really do

>>37403468
Man I can't even get a grill

>>37403468
Women have only ever hated me my entire life.

>>37402733
Same there was one I knew who seemed interested in me but I was too much of a bitch to do anything so she ended up with a different beta.

>>37403468
>a grill that likes who you are
None would like who I am

>>37403483
Yeah /r9k/ has the type of people I feel more comfortable with. To be honest, I'm pretty sure I sound autistic and not normal at all. If I really was a normie talking to another normie, why do you even care man. You have a shit tier view on people.

Anybody have anymore of those Ideal gf pics?

Anyone want to bump this thread with some ideal gf pics

>>37402755
Not gonna happen, anon.
Frequent LSD users are too much of a pussy to wanna do anything extreme like bomb government buildings

>>37403442
I thought OP's was best, but this might be even better.

>>37401878
>tfw "Facebook shitposters" are stealing our templates
>tfw they get attention from it

STOP STEALING MY GF TEMPLATES REEEEE

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/pol/ gf nice gf

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Stick her with the prod

>>37406180
Oh my god, anon you're the bomb.

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>>37401878
>tfw no gf who's just as broken and lonely as you

>she's healthy
>she has sex with me
>she doesn't have sex with other men
>she lets me have sex with other men
>i let her have sex with other girls

That's about it.

Ideal gf?
> Dead, but not dead for very long
> Ideally I killed her, though I'm willing to deal with others
> ideally a " clean death", bonus points if she died from a stroke or something that doesn't disfigure her
less of a gf, more of a pump and dump

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>last thread died after I posted mine
>that feel when elves aren't real

>>37406322
You have no respect for human life, why are you in this thread?

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I like clingy girls, but not this clingy

>>37406819
CUTE!
I used to be really into fantasy and I loved elven girls. I need to get back into it.

>>37407080
What is she gonna do?

>>37407580
>>37407080

pic related on other post

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We are stuck here

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>>37401878
saffron orig

is there a depressed smoll gf

>>37401878
Holy shit that's literally me if I was a girl (and it's also my ideal gf, that's meaningful I guess)

>>37407163
You absolutely should. Elf girls are patrician-tier

>>37407899
The matrix universe is telling you to become a girl.

>>37406998
He has more respect for human life than most. Most just want to throw a dead body away, he wants to fuck it. He kills the girl he is with so she cannot cheat, instead she always remains faithful and can never say no. Truthfully, it is the perfect gf.

It would be amazing to meet a girl, one unloved entirely by anyone else and has no family or friends to be troublesome, then poison her. It would be nice to tell her she is going to die, see her reaction, and have her spit venom. It would be nice that it was entirely futile. She would be immortalized as the perfect love, a love that can never birth kids and can handle whatever degenerate desires I may have. It is the ultimate sacrifice for your own personal pleasure.

>>37406819
>elven
>gf
Elves are for TORTURE and RAPE

>>37401878
I have to stop coming into these threads
How much I enjoy them is waaay to unhealthy
Instead of going in this thread I'm gonna smoke a bowl and play shadows of mordor and then I'm going to go get that haircut with my coworker

>>37407965
Sorry, not a native /r9k/ user. Have to remember that almost everyone on here is pretty much insane and without hope. Same goes for /b/.

>>37403442
>tfw this is me but I'm a girl(male)

>>37408260
I am a /b/ and /r9k/ poster. Not exactly sure how either of them are insane. They seem to make more sense than other places. If I had friends like the posters here, I might actually not lose them so quickly. Of course, my interests are too niche. I just love playing terrible mods released for Doom and Quake, but only those made made no later than 1998.

>>37408319
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>>37408412
Closer to
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actually :/

>>37402713
yes, like right now

>>37408601
L D R ?
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>>37402594
Tfw this is basically me and my sister at the gym

>>37408601
North or South of it?

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS POSTING THESE TO FACEBOOK

MY CRUSH SAW THE ONE I MADE FOR HER AND CONFRONTED ME ABOUT IT IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME

>>37409807
Pics or it didnt happen.
Also story, one does not simply come to a conclusion like that

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>>37410062
She commented on one of the pictures some page uploaded and lo and behold it was the one I made about her.

Everytime I'd post the the ideal gf picture of her I'd always mention how she was my gf when she really wasn't. I just wanted to look better.

Someone even commented saying that someone she knew probably made it for how accurate it was

She sent me a message this morning just saying hey but I know she's going to question me about it

Also no screencaps because I don't want anyone finding her and making it worse

she already has a boyfriend already too if she found out I was posting saying she was my gf I just might kill myself oh my god

>>37410062
not that anon, but I see that shit a lot.