Looking for an Ugly Loser Fembot.

wow u look like a uglier version of billie joe

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>>37397652
this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this website. unparalleled.

what you need to do is buy a trashed black/white stratocaster and start playing angry punk rock/old style emo, not even trying to fuck with you here, you should just follow the destiny carved into your genetics. if anything you'll make friends at least

>>37397652
>not using matte black nail varnish
lmao pleb

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>>37397652
>I go to college
fuck off normie

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>>37397668
T-thanks?

>>37397699
Believe me, it hurts to exist at least 70 percent of the time.

>>37397718
Maybe it's time to try to learn the guitar again I suppose.

>>37397719
Would applying a top coat make a difference?

>>37397723
Ha! Thats the funniest joke I've heard all day.

You think an ex-recluse NEET like me can relate to the hyper-normie redditors that surround me at college?

This website has become a part of my life. I've become so much more of a misanthrope, so much more alienated and distant from everyone around me.

I feel like there isn't a single person I can relate to. And if and when those circumstances are met, all I ever do is chase them away with tales of my depressing and miserable life.

I'm a dark raincloud of misery and fat and no one wants to be near me, and likely for good reason.

>>37397842
>Would applying a top coat make a difference?
Yes, that is typically how you make nails matte.

>>37397842
you are an emo faggot and i can already tell you're a drag to be around. probably the most pathetic thing i've seen on r9k and i used to browse this shit for 16 hours a day so i don't say that lightly.

there's an age when you should stop painting your nails and dying your hair black. you look like a middle aged man dressed up as an edgy teenager. it's not a good look but hey whatever just b urself :^)

moreover, you type like an absolute autist holy fucking shit, do you have a thesaurus next to you? is that what that book in the background is?

jesus christ

Dont let this thread die! Make this faggot a meme

>nifty factoids
kek you must be having a laugh

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>>37397652
Wow this is just really sad. Why would you make a thread this pathetic, OP?

>>37397861
also
>reflection from normal/glossy paint reveals bumps and bubbling from cheap paint or poor application
>topcoat makes the surface look a bit smoother anyway and makes it last longer
>matte is more subtle and is about as masculine as nail polish can conceivably be

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>>37397861
>>37398056
Well, all done I guess, heres a topcoat on my nails.

>>37397992
>i can already tell you're a drag to be around. probably the most pathetic thing i've seen on r9k

Well, you're not wrong. I've tried to explain how I've chased everyone away with my depression.

>>37398006
I'm actually not laughing at all. Believe it or not, this is how I speak IRL.

>>37398023
Because I am pathetic, I deserve to be mocked, laughed at, and ridiculed.

I can't wait to see how this glint of optimism blows up in my face like everything else and I wind up more miserable than I was before.

>>37397992
>probably the most pathetic thing i've seen on r9k and i used to browse this shit for 16 hours a day so i don't say that lightly.
It's really nothing new mate. People who browse here are faggots who post pictures of themselves and write stupid autistic shit all the time, the only thing particularly egregious is how autistically he dresses. He's also not middle aged looking, he looks like he's in his 20s outside the hairline.

>>37398151
Nice try OP.
fajfiejfir

>>37398151
I dunno lad, this is way up there on saddest things ive seen on this board.
(Been browsin on and off since 2011, mostly funnyjunk)

Im sticking around to see if this worm an heros, or hopefully the birth of a meme

wow this is some legit type O negative shit right here

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well at least you decided to hit a new low

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>>37398226
>le fresh meme lurkers
you don't really come here for that, do you?

u should try drinking a lot

>>37398087
Stop pitying yourself some much its pathetic

>>37398277
I've hit lower. Begging for an internet GF isn't really beneath me at this point.

I've been rejected by everyone in real life. What difference does it make if people online mock me for how pathetic I am?

>>37398343
I just want happiness.

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>>37397652
Hearty keks in the morning, thanks.

>>37398279
Nah, I dont even post.

On the flipside I wonder if OP srsly expected some qt to take up his offer? He being loled at by the most autistic board. If he is a troll, then 10/10, I swallowed.

>>37398382
Maybe you should transition mtf

just a t hought

grosssss painted nails on a dude

>>37398397
>Nah, I dont even post.
That's what a lurker is silly

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>>37397842
I'm sorry anon but I must leave this thread. I'm deathly afraid of spiders and would sooner let one of my family members die than have one touch me.

>>37398419
>not painting your nails in CURRENT_YEAR

>>37397652
getting a gf wont magic away your problems or make you feel better instead you now have to miserable people inflicting their pain on each other

it's borderline abusive t b h

I'd rather learn to be okay with myself/accept myself than have a gf, however this is an opinion of a khv who has never been in a relationship

>>37397652

Youre kinda cute op, download myfitnesspal app and starve with me.
Well make it

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>>37398397
I literally asked for ugly girls. Thats all I expected. Maybe a lonley fembot to share some conversations with before she inevitably finds out I'm a trainwreck and leaves me just like everyone else.

>>37398312
>>37398414
I won't drink or transition, but thanks for the advice.

>>37398419
I know right?

>>37398432
I think spiders are pretty cool. I'd rather have a pet boa though if I were gonna get a pet.

>>37398459
>getting a gf wont magic away your problems or make you feel better

I'd be impressed at myself for the ability to get a girlfriend at all. It'd be a major self esteem boost considering I'm lower than ground level at this point.

>>37398481
I'd love nothing more than to starve desu. If I wasn't so addicted to food maybe I'd have a gf by now.

>>37398502
post more pics of yourself

>>37398279
is this the ground 0 for REEEEEE?

>>37398605
jesus how fucking new are you

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>>37398553
Here you go. What do you think?

From one average looking person to another.

You are heavily misinformed about the roasties that inhabit this board. They arent ugly, they are above average stacies looking for orbitters. Close your thread and try somewhere else.

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>>37398698
I can't, the thread has already been up for an hour, you can only delete it if it's less than 20 minutes old.

>They arent ugly, they are above average stacies looking for orbitters

Shit, is it really that bad? I was really hoping to find someone on my level.

This thread failed me. The worm didnt kill itself, and a meme was not born. Word of the wise to OP:
Kys

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>>37398750

>Shit, is it really that bad? I was really hoping to find someone on my level.

Yes, I'm sorry to say but you have better luck just walking up to someone you think is worthy for you on your campus. Stay away from these succubuses.

Good luck.

>>37397652
>>37398660
You literally just need to drop like 50 lbs and you'll get gf

Just trust me on this; I've seen fags just like you (but thinner) do fine.

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OP I understand you have a goth style, I can sympathize since I was in your same position but you can't get away with that shit now in the current year.

It's all about being subtle, remove those black nails cause girls are gonna get the wrong impression, wear normal clothes but wear em with dull or just grey colors, and don't over stylize.

you won't look goth anymore but hey let's be subtle.

T. former "goth" during middle school/high school when the scene fucking died already.

>>37398750

Not entirely, most of the male robots on here seem to be eurofags while alot of the fembots are muricans.
Basically, theyre probably mostly asleep.
You should try /soc/ instead. More chances and there are people way uglier than you.
Btw, youre not ugly at all, youre just a little heavy and you could be way worse off.
If you dont want to diet then just start weight training at the gym. Itll come off fast.

>>37398879
CURRENT_YEAR is one of the better times to dress like a fag, what are you talking about

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>>37398914
If you want to get pozzed in the neghole sure.
but if you want a girl then dress like an adult.

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>>37398861
>>37398879
>>37398880
>>37398914
Dropping 50 lbs will be a challenge. I've really been struggling with my eating habits.

The thing is, I've always kind of Idolized Goth Girls. And that's what got me started on sort of adopting the style, as a sort of homage.

And since then I've really grown to like the style. But yeah, I could downplay it just a little I suppose.

>>37398945
Nah, he can easily charm some 18 year old female memegender tumblrtard with that dress sense. Your current year statement still doesn't make sense though, there was never a time where it was more socially acceptable to dress like this.

>>37398382
If you want happiness at least attempt at being less pathetic you can find a weird fucking cute goth girl if you gave yourself the right frame watch this guy Tyler Durden on pickup he is more like a pyschologist

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>>37398985
>there was never a time where it was more socially acceptable to dress like this.

Is this true?

>>37398991
>at least attempt at being less pathetic
I'll try..

>you can find a weird fucking cute goth girl

PLEASE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS!

>>37397652
I'm not a fembot but I'm training to become a trapbot/boypussy, is it enough for you?

>>37398502
y no drinking? if youre shitty with ppl (WOMEN) drinking makes u better

>>37398660
You had to wear sandals? You are the most unattractive type of male there is I will give you a few tips and if you dont take them stay miserable. #1 stop the self pity party. #2 cut the goth teenager bullshit. #3 try to respect yourself think about the best version of yourself and attempt to become him... girls love confidence and hate a man who lacks it

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>>37398976
Totally dude, heck the certain style I adopted is "Mime" appeals
where I would where normal clothes but only get them in different shades of grey, white and black.
maybe some dull blue or brown to make it less obvious I lack color.
just bought myself some faded jeans and a white/black stripped shirt too.

but yeah the bracelet, colored hair, nails, and earrings have to go, I wouldn't say throw them out but keep them somewhere else.

>>37398879
What the fuck? Wearing dark/grey clothes is not dressing subtlety goth - it's dressing normally. It's literally indistinguishable from somebody who just likes to wear neutral colours. That's like saying wearing a blue shirt instead of a rainbow shirt is a subtle way of showing you're gay. You're not being subtle, you're just not doing something.

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>>37398985
you obviously weren't around during the haydays of MySpace and highschool goths when it was in.
heck in the 80's you could have gotten away with it in a closed knit group when Lydia Lunch and Siouxsie were still relevant.

>>37399026
don't know where you can find goth girls sadly, maybe tumblr?

>>37399120
Slav countries are filled with goth qties. You can try in Bosnia for some cute euromuslim goth girl, or maybe in Poland tho.

>>37399120
I was around plenty, it's never ever been socially acceptable for an adult to dress like that and it wasn't moreso then than it is now. You are misremembering.

>>37399109
oh I guess subtle isn't the right word then.
I guess conform into their style of clothing without giving up much?

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>>37399061
Sorry but I'm not into dudes. Goodluck though.

>>37399064
I lose all control, it ain't pretty. I already rarely make grounded and rational decisions.

>>37399109
> Wearing dark/grey clothes is not dressing subtlety goth - it's dressing normally. It's literally indistinguishable from somebody who just likes to wear neutral colours. That's like saying wearing a blue shirt instead of a rainbow shirt is a subtle way of showing you're gay. You're not being subtle, you're just not doing something.

I must agree.

>>37399120
One of these days I swear I will find a good one.

I-its on my motivational poster I made which I hang on my door..

>>37399130
Noted.

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>>37399130
Kurwa here, I haven't seen a single goth girl in Boland since 2009

>>37399071
Your advice to just dress normal and forgo any sort of accessories that might identify him as goth is over restrictive. He shouldn't wear spiked bracelets, but wristbands are fine. At a stretch he can paint his nails black. It will look odd but if he actually wears coherent clothing and lives in a 'progressive' area rather than looking full on hot topic it can work. You had people like Dylan Reider painting their nails. It's a weird fashion but it's not the end of the world

If anything you sound like the reactionary version of him. Rather than his unabashed, unrefined autism clothes you're afraid of standing out or being identifiable at all, because it's more 'adult'. There's still plenty of room for anybody under 40 who isn't a professional to get a bit weird with it if they want. People care way less than you think.