Tell me about how you got banned, robots.
>>37397388
I got banned from /pol/ for organizing a campaign to harass a prominent liberal at my college, by having people spam her college email address (which I gave out).
They ended up sending out a campus wide email for it, calling it a potential hate crime lol.
I made a post for r9k that i accidentally posted on pol instead and got banned for a few days.
OP here: I made a bait thread once on /pol/.
It was one of those typical "you are not white if you live outside this border" threads (pic related).
Of course every /pol/ tard fell for the bait and I got over 100 replies in less than an hour, made me kek.
not a single ban in my 10yr career.
I got a one day ban once for calling someone a faggot and telling him to kys. On /r9k/. Boggles the mind. Maybe it was a mod.
>>37397388
I actually got banned from r9k for bypassing the unoriginial filter by putting "original qt origami" in the description field when I uploaded a pic to one of those qt threads.
was butthurt
i got banned from /v/ because the autistic janitor is a pc cuckold race faggot that thinks any thread that BTFOs pc mustards means you're just baiting.
>>37397388
Got banned many times for baiting /pol/tards
Goreposting on a blue board, many such cases
I got banned from /pol/ numerous times for posting "off-topic" content; which was never really explained, since those threads were always about some politician or political party. I used to get banned from /r9k/ for racist trolling, but it seems you can get away with that now. When /r9k/ was first deleted, I dicked around /sci/, and got banned multiple time because the mod was power abusing dickhead getting rid of anything he didn't like (he even blocked entire universities). A few times from /adv/ for posting stress relief threads instead of actual advice. And from /tv/ once or twice for making threads about some celeb's personal life, since you're apparently only allowed to post about their careers and body of work (yep that was written to me in the ban page).
I can change my IP address at will. It just takes several minutes.
>>37397458
>>37397415
>>37397410
>>37397482
Why is /pol/ so easily baited? I quite enjoy teasing them, even it results in a ban.
Who else here /mischievous/?
>>37397482
Holy shit, you can change your IP address! You have mad hacking skills.
I got banned from /sp/ during the world cup for "off topic posting"
Fucking cunts were just abusing their power because the cp spammer kept btfoing them, nobody normally gets banned for mild off topic discussion.
>>37397509
I'm the third you in your list.
I didn't bait pol however. I posted real info on the girl, which pissed them off into helping me.
>>37397509
Are they even easier to bait than /r9k/?
>>37397388
I wasn't banned but one of our dorm internet ips is banned since 2015 for posting cp
>>37397512
The maddest skills, son! I even once wrote a C executable that printed "Hello World" in command prompt. Can't top that, can you?
Got a 1 month ban on /v/ because I had 20+ bans there back in January kek
I got never banned for anything
I play the "stick to the rules" game way too hard
Got banned from posting/commenting in my due to abuse 2 times
I've had a few short bans from /a/ for crossing the shitposting line
I posted a dolphin vagina on /vg/
I've been banned for posting lewd posts on blue boards.
>>37397509
>baited
Those people broke the rules. You're not rusing anyone by being a retard and then getting banned for retardism
easterposting on /int/
I've probably been banned over 60-70 times in the last year alone. Nothing illegal, but I shitpost anti-/pol/ stuff on every board.
Very easy to circumvent 4chin bans
put up a new one bois, pray for me.
>>>/pol/127827034
>>37397578
Whoa
My ban was for making a "roll for trips" thread. The reward would be release from this site forever, and a normie life. I think someone won before they shut it down, not sure. Got over like 200 replies in like 30 min after I stealthily bumped it a few times and pretended like others were trying it. Then it just steamrolled. Unless I'm remembering wrong
Day ban
Got banned from /sp/ a few times during the height of the hot pockets jokes. Fun times
>>37397687
Oh well...
htsqsqehqeququyh
I got banned for my first post on 8ch /pol/ for a few days because something went wrong while posting something and I somehow posted it twice
I once got banned for posting cp. Which freaked me out because I didn't. I thought the feds were gonna btfo me at any moment. I wrote back and appealed my ban and it was lifted and I was vindicated.
I get banned from /tv/ regularly for baiting conservatives.
I got banned for a month for making a thread linking a video of two guys rubbing a hedgehog against the ground until it screamed, on /b/. That shit was pretty wack. It wasn't even an edgy post like "lel check out this sick animal torture", it was just a genuinely interesting and unusual video that made for a good thread with good discussion. 200 posts in and it was deleted and I was banned with the reason "disgusting animal abuser". Nothing about it was rule-breaking or worse than the usual shit. Just a particularly soft mod that day, I guess. Only ban I got in 9 years.If you want to see it, search "arabic hedgehog cruelty" on liveleak
Do you think if I make a thread asking to get permabanned the mods will grant me one?
>>37397388
recently I got banned for posting the gommie pasta in the commie thread on /pol/ before that I got banned for using shit to make my post original on r9k but I think it had to do with me asking if the black guy smoked crack.
>>37398319
O yeah I also got banned for posting a picture of a dick jizzing on a koran on pol
I got banned from several boards for conducting the Bomb Rolling game.
I don't know why people get their panties in a bunch, I think it's kinda fun
>>37397388
I once tried to post and it said my IP had been perma-banned for posting cp. I appealed because it said the ban had been in place for 3 years but I had been shitposting the day before. Scared me though. I was afraid my parents would see it.
Dubs in /v/ I still miss it
>>37397388
I said that the role of the cultural background in (gang) rapes committed by immigrants should be counted in. As the result, all the other board members wanted to slaughter me as a new-born Hitler, and the admin threatened to ban my IP if I post more. It was a fan forum of a British indie band, supported by artistic people like myself.
https://youtu.be/i7mEB2wnDLQ
I still like them tho. The band. One of the most genious bands of the 90's.
https://youtu.be/iJKPP13Tqi4
>>37397388
got banned for the mods thinking i was underage because i made a joke in which i pretended to have an underage birth date
>>37397388
I got banned once for replying to a pedo thread here. I wasn't advocating child molestation or anything, but the entire thread got a blanket ban. Same thing happened with a roll thread: I didn't reply to roll, but the entire thread got a ban, which I'm all for since those threads are cancer anyway.
They were each for a day or two, though I think the first one was site-wide.
>>37397859
>linking a video of two guys rubbing a hedgehog against the ground until it screamed, on /b/
You and the dickheads rubbing the hedgehog shall be killed.
I'm happy for you ban.
>>37399551
I deserve to be killed for wanting to discuss a video of animal abuse? Calm down a bit, bud. Take the sjw glasses off for a second and chill. You should watch the video, it really is interesting. I had no idea those little fuckers could scream like that.
>>37397388
Been banned from all boards for up to a month and one time for 3 months for basically calling /soc/ whores whores. One time I was accused of violating US law but the actual post nor thread was ever linked in the ban. Just some fag enabling cuck moderator abusing their power as usual. Its a shame /r9k/ doesnt have as dedicated mods, would solve the female and faggot problem over night.
Was banned from /pol/ for bogposting
got banned once. some guy asked /r/ to nudeshop some hot girl.i recognised her (we went to the same high school) and i commented her name haha
b& from /b/ for posting an image of a man fucking a dead cat
b& from /mu/ for 30 minutes as a joke for saying neutral milk hotel isn't even that great
b& from /b/ again for posting another animal-related thing
b& from /b/ one last time for posting what I DIDN'T KNOW was CP.
I guess I won.
I got banned from /ck/ for spamming:
For me, it's a pure glass of water.
in all those fatty threads
I never went back there.
>>37397388
During the most recent /mu/ kpop exodus haven't been back since then.
My interest had been waning for years and the ban just sealed the deal.
>>37397421
>People REALLY get banned in /pol/ for baiting threads
And here i thought the mods didnt care at all, amazing.
I got banned for GETs in /a/ , that's it.
Then i got two warnings in /a/ because the mod thought i was doing a get, which wasnt even close, and another for asking for sauce (considered "poor quality posting").
>>37397388
Been temp banned from /pol/ in ye olden days when they tried very hard to ban right wingers.
>>37400023
I also got perma b@ for posting apparent CP. I told an IRC mod that it wasn't and I could prove it. The woman had a wedding ring on in the picture. He told me to upload it to tinypic and he saw it, was like "oh cool" and then I was unbanned.
I was shitting myself because at the time I had a static IP.
I was banned from miniclip forums because I had a link to jasmincams or whatever in my signature. I was like 11 and somehow thought that would be a fun idea.
>>37399839
>Take the sjw glasses off for a second and chill. You should watch the video, it really is interesting. I had no idea those little fuckers could scream like that.
If you find a video where an innocent animal is being rubbed against the ground interesting, you are a sociopath not capable of empathy. You need to be contained, in the least.
Also, there is no hope for you, or anyone else, trying to prevent me, or anyone else, from eliminating the animal abusers by calling it "sjw". Do not even try.
My elderly parents have two hedgehogs living nearby and they feed them while they're staying at their backyard. Now that is the right way to go.
>>37397388
Got banned from all boards for 2 weeks once.
There was a Formula 1 race and I was watching it with /sp/ and their F1 thread. The race was really boring, and the thread was just whining about how nothing was happening. So I dumped my hotglue folder.
People enjoyed it, and even thanked me for saving the race, but it's NSFW on a blue board so I got banned.
>>37399875
Is your picture related what they post at /soc/? Never learn to understand these attention whores. What are they getting from it?
>>37400023
>for posting an image of a man fucking a dead cat
He probably killed the cat so that he could fuck it. SERIOUSLY, FILTH LIKE THIS WILL BE EXECUTED VIA SLOW IMPALING FROM ARSE TO MOUTH. There's NO OTHER WAY to gain justice.
And even if the filth found the cat dead in the alley, he is still a F*CKING PIECE OF FILTH, who DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE, as he is incapable of feeling any empathy for animals. You do not fuck a dead animal, if you are capable of feeling empathy for animals.
This world needs to be cleaned from filth.
>>37400200
It is interesting because it shows how trashy human beings are. If you don't watch it you maybe would miss out on this knowledge.
>>37400374
Heor more likely sheis too emotionally involved, don't bother
posted an oc of chris mccandless holding up a piece of paper saying "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep"it got no replies either
>>37400627
I don't think so. I'm also a she and don't act like that.
I got banned for pic related on /b/
>>37398373
>Bomb Rolling game
What is that senpai
>>37397388
/pol/ for continually making are 'x' white threads
>>37397427
You're doing something very very wrong then
>>37400879
Not shitposting is what you're supposed to do. 4chan was a lot more fun before shitposting was cool
>>37397388
>participated in "rolling" in some thread on /pol/
3 days ban, but lifted after few hours
>>37400879
>not contributing to decline in quality is considered bad now
>>37400350
>F*CKING
wow.
I get banned on spuh for horse athlete and power rankings
I get banned on vee for racism
I got banned on teevee for trope posting before it was accepted.
And I got banned on paul for midf shilling during revolution ball
>>37397388
I've been banned for posting /an/imal gore on an and for an unknown reason on r9k for over a month or something, im guessing spam
>>37401378
>spuh
esspee
>paul
pole
>>37401395
Sorry bud but you're wrong
>>37397888
No but being banned depends on the board for example on /an/ you might get a week-month ban and on /s4s/ no ban.
>>37401430
No, my way is correct and everyone else is objectively wrong
>>37397388
I got warned on /a/ once for doing
t. something
>>37397578
why are you so proud to admit that
>>37397388
I was the guy who prefers regular milk
>>37400807
I got you senpai. Originalu
Disclaimer: I am over the age of 18
My last ban was in a greentext highschool stories thread and I started it off with "be X" (X was the age of me in the story.
I got banned for being underaged despite it being a greentext and in past tense.
I got it repealed after 3 days but it still sucked.
>>37401598
because he is a legend, son.
>>37397388
Am 21 posted story from when I was 17, get banned for a month.
>>37401457
typical teen scrotum who only needs to end his miserable existence and not perpetrating his genes
I called someone a nigger on/sp/
i posted the almighty yosemite sam
>>37397388
>from /r9k/ for "bloxxing" the very first day the robot was reactivated
>From /pol/ for replying to a "your mother will die in her sleep" post
>>37402671
>oh shit a bomb
send it to /b/ familia
I once got banned from /a/ for calling them all pedophiles. The fact that i was banned it's probably because it's true.
I once got banned from /x/ for memeing in the divination thread to a reader with
>13/f/Cali
Got banned from /v/ for instigating a flame war by posting one of those crying console wojaks.
>>37397388
>>37397388
got banned from /mlp/ for posting pony porn
got banned from /vg/ for posting loli porn
got banned from /pol/ for posting off-topic
got banned from /k/ for some variety of porn, I don't recall
haven't gotten banned from here or other boards though
>>37397388
I got banned from /pol/ for a few days. Some guy started a thread with a picture and in that picture was a girl wearing latex. I responded to the thread with a girl in latex and I guess I derailed the thread because people kept asking what it's like and blah blah blah. I know latex isn't political but people kept asking and I kept posting. I got banned twice within a month. Can't remember the second time though.
>>37397388
I got a week long ban for posting porn when I posted this on /v/.
>>37397388
I got banned from /x/ for making a thread calling them a bunch of dumbasses. I also once got banned from /v/ for shitposting.
got banned from /sp/ for posting waifus during halftime in a soccer thread
>pic very related
>>37397388
I got banned from /b/ for "commenting on some pedo bullshit thread" I have the screen cap somewhere was funny. I called the guy an idiot or something.
I think I got another for posting a DIY thread of a project but I had my lab equipment in the back ground, I'm a chem student so yeah. It was in my work and they said shit about drug manufacturing
I once got banned from /sp/ for posting shit about Peyton being better than Brady before the 2015 AFCCG
brodyfag mod BTFO
>>37403183
>>from /r9k/ for "bloxxing" the very first day the robot was reactivated
wow, you are oldfag
>>37400350
You type like an Indian trying to flirt with a girl on Facebook
Got banned on /tv/ for bumping my thread with pictures of celebrities feet
>>37397388
/int/: nws on sfw board (3 days) (innocent)
/int/: nws on sfw board (3 days)
/int/: nws on sfw board (3 days)
/int/: nws on sfw board (3 days)
/int/: spam (3 days)
/int/: spam (3 days) (innocent)
/b/: doxxing (14 days, appeal denied) (innocent)
/pol/: non political threads (3 days) (innocent)
/wsg/: nws on sfw board (3 days) (innocent)
/pol/: spam (3 days, cancelled after a few hours)
/pol/: doxxing (filter ban, 3 days, cancelled after a few hours)
Also got a bunch of warnings, but I don't remember them. Really, it's a miracle I'm not permabanned yet.
>>37404722
By filter ban I mean the Benjamin Fischbein incident.
>>37397388
Most of my bans are because of dubs and trips
Got banned for posting in a pedo thread. I posted a rant against pedos but got caught in the dragnet.
>>37397388
For two days after the [s4s] GET thing.
>>37404774
>a rant against pedos
Sure that's what happened...