Did you get your autism spinner yet /r9k/?

>>37395828
(((Autism spinners)))

Wow, not original? Jesus.

>>37395828
No. I did not give in to the cancerous normie fad that the Jews are shilling at the current moment.

No. I only buy food and gas.

>>37395828
I did. It actually helps quell my autism a bit so I don't dance like a retard in public.

I have legit ADD and it helped me

>>37395828
My brother got one because normie meme item, and then I ended up absentmindedly spinning it every now and then

Now I have ordered three and am waiting for them to arrive. Highly addicting and I can't seem to put it down and not spin it absentmindedly

No but I did buy a set of Astrojax. They'll be arriving tomorrow.

>>37395828
Borrowed one from my little sisters, it's moderately entertaining.

The only reason anybody is wasting their time to bash on a little toy is that it's popular.

>>37396034
>The only reason anybody is wasting their time to bash on a little toy is that it's popular.

I bash on them because the only thing to do with them is spin them. At least with other fads like yoyos and cup stacking you had to show technical prowess and learning to do cool tricks was fun.

>>37396034

Who's bashing? bought one yesterday.

>>37396070
Yeah, it's a silly little toy for children. How old are you that you actually care about this shit?

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I ordered one of those cubes instead because I actually do fidget a lot and need something like this.

>>37396133
>it's a silly little toy for children
>How old are you that you actually care about this shit?

I DON'T CARE! My problem is when everyone in my age group is bothering me trying to show off their *super cool* shitty kids toy that doesn't do anything except spin.

>>37396189
>everyone in my age group

You're actually a child, this makes sense now.

Yeah, I'm going to carry around a spinning piece of plastic so I can fit in with normalshits and special needs children.

If I want to relieve stress I can just masturbate.

>>37396213

I'm 23 and in grad school and I'm also a TA. Literally other grad students are trying to show me their fidget spinners. "Oh look Anon, this one lights up isn't it so cool?!" "I ordered an Avengers set online I can't wait until it comes in!"

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I bought an autism cube

I prefer to play with my unloaded pop gun instead. Pretending to load it then shooting it.

>>37396001
>I have ordered three
Why would you need more then one? How much do they cost?

>>37396521

They break easily because they're made with shitty plastic. Also there are numerous "collectors sets" to justify spending money on multiple of these things.

>>37396461
How is it? I'm waiting on mine. I just ordered a knockoff, though. Cheaper.

>>37395828

Don't you mean an Autismo Gizmo?

>>37395900
>>37395854
these good lad these

>>37396024
>"What the fuck are Astrojax?"
>Google them
>"Holy shit that's fucking cool"

How did fucking cup stacking get popular but not these things?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gllMGGbPJk

>>37396024
What are you like 30 those were around in the 90s

>>37396700

If the kids at your school were anything like the kids at mine then this would immediately devolve into trying to smack each other in the head or balls as stylish as you can with what are essentially nunchucks.

That's probably why they didn't get popular.

Im glad its summer because my school banned fidget spinners.

The next fad is going to be little, squishy, realistic rubber penises that fit in the palm of your hand, that you just hold there. "CuckBros" or something, they'll be called.

>>37397015
Those are called packers.

>>37397015
Finally, a life-size figure of your penis.

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>>37397015
>mfw there will be a special "BLACKED" Edition where you can insert it in your ass

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Why not carry around the original fidget spinner?

>>37397285
Illegal in most of Europe, Australia, and some states.

>>37397293
As far I'm aware you can carry around a SAK in pretty much every country, because it's not a weapon but a tool.

No, I flick Magic cards instead

>>37395828
Where can I buy a swastika one?

>>37397293
>Swiss Army Knives are illegal

Fucking why? If we're banning tools that be used as potential weapons then every workshop in the world is a fully loaded armory.

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>>37395828
>Autism spinner
Those are normiefied now, get a autism cube

My sister has one and I've tried it. It doesn't stimulate my autism at all. Jojos work much better for me.

>>37398506
*yo-yos

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>be me
>at university, no autism
>walking through shops in morning
>see person selling autistic spinner
>buy autistic spinner out of curiosity
>have it in pocket until at uni, waiting for class
>get spinner out
>spin it like a motherfucker
>fuck
>itsactuallyprettynice.elc
>use it regularly now
>pic related

>>37397525
>>37396461
But will it defend my virginity?

Whats this? New fingerbox

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Bought one with weighty stiff gears around the edge. Pretty shit, should have got a lighter one. At least the cats like it.

can anybody explain to me what the shit this is please thank you

>>37395828
I fucking hate how popular these have gotten. The spinners are fine but I just don't understand why people are so obsessed with them. My sister gave me a neat little pikachu spinner and it just sits on my desk. I never use it and I don't understand why anyone would care about these as more than just decorative pieces.

it's just really weird, I saw it for the first time two weeks ago and since then it seems like it's been around longer than the cellphone. I even see fucking refugees with them, it doesn't even look like it does anything either. I don't know how this was shilled since I don't have a tv but damn

>>37399528
They make a decent sound when spun. A little like falling rain.