how do you feeI about willies?

>>37395683
That's awfully dry looking for an uncut cock

>>37395683
Don't call them "willies" and I'm all for 'em.

>uncut dog dick

yuck

>>37395755
>Don't call them "willies"
why?

>>37395795
It's so goofy. Maybe in the right setting I could be okay with that.

>>37395813
what do you prefer? peepees? doodles?

>>37395683
it is very relaxing to have one in my mouth slowly thrusting in and out of my throat.

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>>37395845
Don't call them "doodles"... please.

Feel good in my butt desu.

origianio

>>37395991
THEN WHAT DO I CALL THEM? OFFER A SOLUTION.

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>>37395683
Like everybody on this board, I love them.

>>37396029
Honestly I'm good with just calling them dick. Cock is too porn-ish. Penis is too classroom.

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>>37395769

Go to bed Brian.

>>37396263
Also, all cocks are dicks but not all dicks are cocks.

>>37396392
I am okay with that.

>>37396337
Honestly, routine circumcision of baby boys is the greatest human rights tragedy of our time.

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> tfw no gay boyfriend
Have had crush on best friend for 3 years. Never make sexual advances for that would be inappropriate but also have hard time developing sexual feelings for others because of him. Also, being gay usually means being super hedonistic and spreading disease as a degenerate. So decent gays are hard to find. Also, have some feeling for women but sparingly and not as intense as for friend. Would like to get a girlfriend to test it out but I feel like that would be mega fucked up to use a person as a test subject.

>>37395683
Who doesn't love a good uncut cock? haha

>>37396523
People use others all the time when dating. It's that "playing the game" bit and it's wrong but it happens all the time. If you met a girl that you got along with well and did want more than a friendship then it would be fine but there's nothing wrong with sticking to guys. If your friend isn't noticing you or isn't into guys then maybe you should move past him? Just a thought.

There are some good gays out there. Just some.

>>37396586
Thanks for the advice, but I could never leave my friend. I enjoy his company too much. I don't try to be sexually attracted to him, just am. I suppose I should try with a girl sometime, if I can get an erection from a picture of a girl, even if not as intense, I imagine that's enough to justify a try. Although, everyone at school thinks im gay ;-; would be hard to change that. Also, women are more likely i feel to stick around and I can have kids with them.

>>37396719
Is your friend cute or what? What makes you attracted to him?

OP's is decent sized (assuming that's his).

I've been fucked by a 9" dick before and it was the most painful thing in my life.

>>37396523
>Friends with 6'7" guy in HS
>Despite being tall, fairly muscular, and good looking he's still in my same social caste of nerds
>Literally holds me down and fucks me one day after beating me in play-wrestling
>My anus bleeds

I will never be 16 again

>>37396766
He's cute, yeah. He's about 5'10 and rather skinny with nice long hair. Blonde hair and blue eyes. I mostly like him, though, as he's not afraid to talk about things that matter in life. biggest fears, deepest desires, desired direction for this country, love and loss. He's also extremely nice, always offering to come and drive me places just to spend some time with me while I ran errands and so I wouldn't have to do so alone. One of our greatest memories was simply cleaning his car out at a car wash for a solid hour or so. We just smiled at each other after it was done and said how nice it was that we could find joy together in the simple things of life. He also doesn't do drugs or drink, which is nice to have in this day and age were that seems to be people's main source of entertainment and social interaction. Not saying it's all bad, in moderation I'm sure its fine. Him not doing it at all makes things a lot simpler, though.

>>37396586
Hes straight, though.. *sigh*

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Rate or hate, don't care

>>37396949
Are you sure?
>>37396938
Also, he sounds like a great friend. No wonder he's your best friend. Is he older than you?

>>37396952
Honestly, I really dont care about dicks. Unless it's like seriously fucked, for instance, a 2 incher. All I care about, and most people as well, is how your face looks, your personality, and that you're not fat.

>>37396949
Ouch. Well... I mean, there's always a chance.

>>37396719
Sounds like you really cherish your friend though. So sticking by his side might be what works out best for you. At least you'd feel happier that way than trying to conform and go after a woman.

>>37397003
What are your standards for faces? Everybody tells me I look like a serial killer and I have no idea what that implies.

>>37396952
That's a nice dick. I'm always partial to a shaved crotch personally. Less hairs in the mouth...

>>37396980
I'm older than him actually by two months :^) And I think he's straight, he only tries to date girls and talks to me about hot ones he knows and met. He did say though 2 years ago that everyone's a little gay, what ever that means. I did offer to give him a blow job a year ago but he said that he felt it would be too awkward and declined. Wasn't my proudest moment but I figured it'd be a good way to see how straight he really was. Its bad, though, that I get jealous about his female friends. I don't talk to him about it but it always makes me fear he'll abandon me completely for them.

>>37395683
Looks pretty tasty ngl senpai

>>37397042
faces, err, idk. Its more a subconscious thing than anything. I generally go after more round juvenille looking faces but still old enough looking that they're clearly a teenager, which I am. For instance, my friend has really big apple cheeks. That might change when I get older but for now I figure it's fine.

>>37395683
Way better than smelly axe wounds, I'd like to take one someday just to try it but I'm too hairy and fat for anybody to want me.

>>37396263
how about todger?

>>37397474
Never heard that one before, I'll roll with it.

>>37397165
How hairy and how fat?
Cause tbqh that's kinda my thing

>>37396809
So, he fucked you one day after beating you in play-wrestling? As in, one day had passed since the latter occurred?
Didn't think so. Use a comma next time. Fucking illiterate.

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IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING A DICKLET!!!!!!!!!

>>37397777
you got some pretty good thickness there desu
also nice quads

i like them but i'm a sexually inexperienced gay in his mid 20s

dicks are pretty good
im a hairy fat gay guy in my early 20s

hmu

>>37398001
>im a hairy fat gay guy in my early 20s
so is everyone else in this thread

>>37397003
Girls say this until they experience a big dick. Sex with average and above average is good, but a monster cock is on another level.

>>37398039
you never know
one of them might be
a grill

>>37398050
>one of them might be
>a grill

'no'

>>37398074
that's the joke, idort

>>37398083
it was not funny

>>37397777
At least you got some pretty sweet quads there.

>>37396938
holy crap that sounds like me O_O

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>>37399226
Maybe that is you and he's your best friend.