>"Hey anon! Watchu doing in here all by yourself? You

Please don't eat me
You have been mooted

>>37393012
Bring over a bottle of MD20/20 and eat the shit out of some fried catfish.

>>37393012

End up growing old together surrounded by our loving children and grandchildren, having made the best decision of my life


T H I C C

>>37393060
>MD20/20
Mein nigger.

>>37393012
"No thanks Shaniqua, Id rather not"
Internally: "Fucking negroids reeeeeeee"

If you don't want to at least have sex with her, you are not in touch with your primal urges. Or you're a teenager

>>37393187
Makes sense to me famboli

Let her use my face as her stool for the day.

>>37393012
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY HOUSE!?

>>37393012
I actually fucked a fat black chick just like that off tinder. That's how thirsty I am