where do I find a trad gf?

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>>37392178
Ive got a bad feeling about this one

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>>37392178
Church in white rural areas has the highest drop rate.
Stay away if you arent white

>>37392178
Amish farms, go to church, defend kebab or remove kebab

>>37392228
what state do i move to

>>37392228
Jesus this pic gave me feels. Do girls like this exist or is this some manic pixie dream girl type thing? I will literally pretend to believe in god and wake up at 6am every Sunday for church if it meant having a girl like this. Oh man this fucked me up, I'm going for a walk

>>37392178
What about you get a car first you fucking dweeb

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>>37392241
South Carolina, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, arkansas.

>>37392246
Yes, i met several at a friends wedding I attended. A dozen qt christian southern girls.

It was refreshing after months living and seeing hideous northern girls diseased and maimed by progressivism.

>>37392340
I have a car and a good job and an apartment you fool
don't fucking reply

>>37392365
SIMS doesn't count you dumb dweebatt

Is there any way I can get me a qt Israeli gf without having to be a kike.

Where do i go to find jewish booty in the united states or europe

>>37392486
>wanting to perpetuate poisonous jew blood

>>37392228
You forgot following points:

>anon, go away sex is strictly for pocreation
>anon, you can't wank or you will go blind
>anon you have to earn more or we can't afford child number 7
>anon, I won't help you with that, I's not my job as a woman
>anon, the last time in church you seemed distracted. god isn't happy if you do that

>>37392178
Sir, you are on /r9k/. Did you mean a trap gf?

>>37392228
why tf would you want that

>>37392568
I want aIl of this

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>>37392568

>not wanting all of this

>>37392454
>Has a life
>But only true in a video game
Can relate

>>37392786
>>37392568
If you dont want that, you're a disgusting hedonist who will burn in eternal hellfire.

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>>37392210
>he uses meme generator

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>>37392568
He said traditionalist, not Mormon

Don't you dare bring Mia into this beta mess

>>37392178

Real answer:

1. Find a religion
2. Work out
3. Get a decent job

Then go looking on Christianmingle.com or some other site.

Or, if you are truly trad, rotate through social events in the trad sphere: Church activities, book clubs, book stores, grocery store. Volunteer somewhere like a Christian thrift store. Talk to all of the moms. They are looking to set their daughters up. Look very presentable. Wear a cross necklace

>>37392178
>only attracted to reserved trad women
>not religious

How fucked am I?

>>37393365
Completely

>>37393262
This
Churches are a good place to find wives

>>37393262
The place where you can find the most upright, well adjusted girls with flawless moral fiber is pro life rallies/protests etc. It will give you hope in the female species

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>>37392246
Yep, I've currently got a gf like that. She's also my first. Thankfully lost my KH status because of it.

>>37392344
Add rural North Carolina to that list.

>>37392568
this is inaccurate in the cases I've seen/heard about, though I'm sure it exists in extremities

will trad gf let me smoke that dank tho?

>>37394153
Get the hell out of my thread you reprobrate

>>37394153
In my experience, trad gfs are pretty anti-drugs of any variety.

>>37394153
originally never