I WANT TO BE STRAIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37392063
Same. I fugged trannies now i am cursed for life

>>37392159
You get one gay experience and then you can no longer call yourself straight.

>0 gay thoughts
Totally straight
>some gay thoughts
straight
>only gay thoughts
not straight

>0 gay interactions
totally straight
>1 gay interaction
straight
>2-4 gay interactiosn
mostly straight
>5+
not straight.

>>37392063
hahha you fucking fags
>tfw fapped to anything degenerate
>scat,joi,trannies,voyeur,traps,lesbians,and almost 1300 hentai maga/doujinshi/cg on exhentai
>now i can only fap exclusively to loli or pedoshit
>tried but can't get hard at shota traps anymore
feels good to be straight

>>37392063
Weird, I wish I was gay.

>>37392159
Are there trannies who pass on Grindr, or just obvious males?

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does it really matter if your a fag or straight?

just stick yer cock in what ya want

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>>37392063
Sure, just hold these jumper cables.

>>37392203
I did terrible things with a tranny to lose my virginity. If i didnt have my gf id enter a monastery

>>37392352
>grindr
Im not THAT degenerate

>>37393113
You're not supposed to actually follow through on the tranny fantasies, man. Didn't you read the manual?

>>37392063
I wish I was gay because I live in California and I'm probably going to be executed because WHITE CIS MALE PRIVILEGE REEEEEEEEE. Send help.

I want to stop being trans but even if I found a way I already have boobs now

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>>37393133
Tbh i was suicidal in those days and would do anything if i thought itd be funny
I wanted my life to be a joke

>>37393207
I gotta be honest with you, Anon, thats probably the reaction I expected the least.
Was it funny?

>>37393232
Yes and despicably degen.
Worse my family found out and now they think im a faggot, even though theyre nice about it. I left home and ran away to another state to escape the shame.

>>37393258
Did that work out? I have that fantasy but for entirely different reasons

>>37393052
top electric kek

>>37393282
Yeah, i moved in with an online friend and slept on the couch of a 2 bed apartment. Wageslaved like hell.

Had many adventures and ended up with that apartment filling up with more trannies.

>>37393258
Did you like fucking the tranny

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>>37393311
You doubled down? At least say they weren't garbage tier, man in dress trannies?

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>>37393323
I got spitroasted by two trannies because i wanted to lose my virginity in a funny way
Later when i moved out i fugged two and got an infection in my bepis from one, thankfully just minor bacterial

Now i have a tranny gf ive been with for years and I love too much to leave, even though i desperately want kids and want to stop disappointing my family

>>37393398
I just wanted to know what to expect if someone ever found me lovable or fuckable despite my being a tranny

>i desperately want kids and want to stop disappointing my family
So as I suspected it's better for me to reject people interested me rather than cause them years of pain

>>37393361
They werent. Only one of them was decent enough to be called a human, the rest were horrible autists

>>37393398
You have got to be freaking kidding me.

>>37393432
Its painful as hell for both of us, but some people arent like me. And Im hoping I can manage to find a way to get a surrogate, because I do truly love her.

If it comes down to it, i dont think I can leave her.
Dont give up trans anon, and get a guy less fucked up than me. Youll do fine

>>37393436
I.... I think you might be turning me off of trannies. There's no good porn star ones these days anyway

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>>37393446
They dont think it be like it is, but it do.

It only gets worse the more i think about it. At least my life story is always good to give some anons some laughs

>>37393472
Id say 90% of them are turboautists, too lazy to work or do anything. Usually hyper depressed and emotional vampires.

Some few are stable and decent people. Ive met a few of those.

>>37393173
Get out of the bitter echo chambers and do stuff. Maybe join a hackerspace?

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I WANT TO BE GAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37393497
>>37393526
I'm laughing, but its not really AT you. Its more at your situation

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>>37393565
I chose to make my life a meme, and the past cant be changed. It is my cross to bear.
At least my trans gf makes me happy and my family hasnt disowned me

>>37393619
You're not doing so bad then really. But having a gf does kinda make me want to Reeeee at you
t. Wizard

>>37392284
Being a pedo makes you worse

>>37393642
Having a trans gf has some unique hardships. Id recommend a cis girl mate

And trust me dude, Im fucked up, antisocial, and broke. You can make it too.
Honestly just moving out of my home and living in poverty improved me to the point where i got a gf

>>37393663
worse haha pedophilia is more acceptable because you're still attracted to the opposite genre
get fucked homo

>>37393173
Call yourself bi. Then the gays will still hate you, but some won't

>>37393687
Understood.

Originale

>>37393700
I don't see pedo bear lighting up the white house, so yea it's worse

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>>37393709
Take my lessons to heart anon. Dont fuck around with trannies for memes or your life will become a wild ride

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>>37393809
Thank you, friend. I won't. My ride is already unending, I won't add (more) curves and loops to the track.

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>>37392063
>>37393561
>tfw bi
truly the best of both worlds

>>37393872
Except you're loathed and considered the opposite of the orientation of whoever is loathing you

>>37393838
Godspeed anon.
Dont deal with trannies unless you are certain you never want a family

>>37393872
Gays and lesbians and heteros all hate bisexuals

>>37393936
Actually, I'm mildly certain that won't ever be an option for me, but I understand what you mean.

>>37393892
>>37393936
they're just jealous
hate us cause they ain't us