Any femanons here or fags that want to share their dream bf?

>>37392007
Go fuck yourself. This garbage thread already got deleted once and for good reason.

>>37392007
sounds like me except im not a carpenter, sorry.

>>37392022
Fuck you faggot let me find my robot bf

wheres the carpenters at

>>37392048
You'll just find some reason to reject any boy who wants you

>>37392101
craft an arch out of wood for us to get married under

>>37392101
you don't know that. give me your virginity

>>37392123
>gay marriage
literally why?

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>>37392136
yaaasss succubus

>>37392158
pic related

>>37392136
B-but I'm not a carpenter.

>>37392181
do gay people even marry anymore anon? i thought it was a fad

>>37392275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elopement

>>37392301
>wikipedia link
come on you can do better than that

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>>37392321
have you got what it takes?

Is this a thread to farm responses by listing either ridiculous criteria or criteria that describes exactly the kind of reject who browsed r9k, giving them false hope

>>37392348
no
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Is this a riddle post?

All your gonna get is lonely pathetic guys talking about themselves when you actually just asked other femanons to post their dream bf.

Anyway I'm not a carpenter and who the f is Nathan fielder?

>>37392598
>not a carpenter
stopped reading desu

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>5'10+
not to be this asshole, but does any woman NOT say this shit in their 'requirements'?
I feel like every single woman who has 'requirements' always has a height requirement.

>>37392705
I saw a few in the last thread

>>37392705
Nah somebody who wants to desperate robots will say 5'7+

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>>37392745
okay so if I'm a robot but not a desperate robot then I will never be wanted? (5'4 btw)

>>37392798
They have to make the bait realistic. If it makes you feel better nobody wants 5'7 men either.

I just want a Wizard BF. I want to strip him of his Wizard powers. I want to make a bitter Women hating virgin worship me.

Real wizards are hard to find though. Most guys on here will just lie about being a virgin to fit in.

>>37392844
demon
succubus
i will slay you with my sword

>>37393160
oh look you aroused a wizard