What is the minimum qualification for having a threesome? I think I just had a threesome.
>>37390035
Three people.
Your dog and/or cat doesn't count.
>>37390051
It was three people.
Didn't have sex, but I came. Does this qualify?
>>37390035
>>37390075
jerking off while you watch chad fuck your gf is not a threesome
>>37390266
It was two asian chicks, and I paid them.
Does this count or no?
>>37390332
>giving women money
please kill yourself as soon as possible
>>37390417
u sounds jealous bro
>>37390431
yes i wish i could be such a cuck as to provide women, who live life on easy mode already, an even easier life
>>37390332
Definitely not.originalues
>>37390462
If you want to get laid, you gotta pay for something. Food, time, whatever you will pay for it.
I mean do you care about sex at all or are you some sort of mega wizard who is to bitter to care anymore?
I don't mind paying $150 to have two hot asian chicks jerk me off. Was a great trade to me.
>>37390649
>he is actually this delusional
i've fucked 14 different girls and i never paid any of them shit. stay cucked beta fag.
>>37390035
Your left hand and your right hand ain't a threesome, heh, sorry kiddo.
Pic related, minimum qualliys.
>>37390035
if you imagine very clearly a threesome while you masturbate it is basically qualified as real
even better if you have a very realistic dream of a threesome with you in it
anyway a threesome is a situation where at least three people engage in a sexual manner with each other
if i posted a picture of sex in this thread, i have officially participated in an orgy
>>37390332
I think it pretty much counts, op. The only time I came close to a threesome it was with two girls but I only put my dick in one of them cause the other one was kinda chubby. But that's a threesome right? Or close enough
>>37390035
If two girls tortured me while I fingered one, does it count as a threesome?
>>37390731
>I'm delusional
You paid one way or another. Even if you just spent time with them. Time is money.
>>37390858
That sounds like more of a threesome than me. I didn't fuck either of them I just got jacked off.
>>37391013
Was it sexual?
So you paid for live lesbian porn?nice
>>37391330
No the one asian chick jacked me off, the other one kissed my neck and let me rub her ass.