Why is this not you right now, r9k? Hmm?

it's not you either is it?

>>37389692
Because I ate my last girlfriend.

>>37389780
I'm fat too! LOL iktf!

Because I'm not hitting the gym and putting my badass mode on standby for now :(

>>37389692
I have AIDS, lots and lots of AIDS in me.

I prefer to be by myself. 10 minutes of sex is not worth an incessant present of being inside someone else's head and partially responsible for their state of mind. I prefer to be alone. Chicks like guys who are fun, or at the very least remarkable, anyway. I'm boring and weird.

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W-what kind of dog is that?

Getting fingered by a dude?
Nah thanks

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>>37389692
I want someone to do this to me REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37390399
post contact if female

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It is, but with a cute pink haired girl that likes Super Smash Bros and Animal Crossing, we have no friends but we have eachother.

Because I did I half assed job at showing you how much I loved you back, anon.
Now you're gone, all I can do is wait for you to text me back.

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>>37389692
>tfw no bf ;-;; ;-; ;-;
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Lewd but very cute

>>37389692
Girls have cooties thus I don't want to be near them

>>37389692
Kind of weird how he's holding her like a baby

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because i'm an an anti social autistic cunt that can only maintain a conversation about waifus or national socialism

>>37391471
Who is this?
Who are you referring to?