Ask a cyborg who could have lost his virginity yesterday any thing

>>37389639
how was it orginial commento

>>37389655
how was it that you didn't lose it i mean>>37389639

>>37389639
>who could have

please elaborate OP

>>37389639
Can l have a (You)?

>>37389639
Greentext bitch

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>>37389639
I just got a little hoochie woochie myself, you probably have another at bat.. I wouldnt count it as a loss yet

>>37389639
Why didn't you get laid?

>be me 2 days ago
>walking back from the store with friend
>see female I know she says hi
>friend ask who she is
>say I went to school with her
Get home
>show him a video of her on instagram twerking
>so he direct messages her
>Is that you we just saw?
They start talking he tells her to meet up and she is gonna bring a friend
>next day
>look at his phone and see he has a message from her
>tell him
>we walk to the corner of the ally to meet with them
>See them
Silence
>"hey nice to meet you"
>female1 "hi"
5 minutes of silence
>female1 "are y'all virgins"
>both of us say no
>10 more minutes of silence
>"Are you allowed to bring girls to your house?"
>"yes"
>"y'all are weird"
>"y'all boring we're gonna go"
>"bye"

>>37389993
wow that was incredibly boring. there better be more.

More info im black they were wearing booty shorts,we saw the earlier wearing normal clothes so they changed and the whole encounter was as awkward as possible

>>37389993
It's really not that hard to talk about random shit

>>37389639
When I was 24 I dated a nympho 18 year old with cowtits who was into all kinds of kinky stuff for 7 months and I'm still a virgin now even years later

You will never match my cyborgness so don't even try

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>walking back from the store with friend
>look at his phone and see he has a message from her

YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37389993
Its possible they thought rape was coming, rape fills the awkward silence because everyone is thinking it, men and women collectively

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>>37389993
Sry I furgot the pic

>>37390147
what
how can this happen
Can you tell?

>>37390147
Are you a parallel me? I'm 24 and I'm fucking a
nympho 18 years old with cowtits who's into hard stuff since last Friday

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>>37389639
>could have

Ontario's original oreo's

>>37390038
>I'm black
I knew from the part about walking to the store kek