Advice for getting laid.

The game is rigged.

blox

Easy, just be Chad.

>>37389277
lulz posted at 8:40pm 17/05/17

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idk, lost my virginity at 19

>>37389344
that was before I ditched my social circle and moved out of town
she dumped me like 8 months after we fornicated

>>37389253
>tfw today i was going to quit but instead lost my v-genetay

>>37389277
Total redpill bro

Feminazis won't let us be gentlemen anymore.
The game is rigged, don't bother

>>37389253
go to summerfest or something and talk to girls and ask for their number
you might see a girl you know, hang out with them, maybe don't ask for the number and maybe they'll hit u up

>>37389277
LULZ

origianl

>>37389253
you gotta wanna be social and go places by yourself

Workout until you get laid. Worse case scenario you are an 80 year old bodybuilder.

>>37389382
>>37389344
since this shit, I've fucked like 15 escorts
I've never had a one night stand, it was just that one girl

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> "I want to get laid, give me advice."
> /r9k/

the only benefit of no-fap is that you can't chafe-ruin your dick

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>>37389253
If you make a thread like this enough times Moot will come back just to give you a gf.

you need to very social for a good headstart. if you don't like family events, vacations and taking pictures you are basically fucked.

go to a concert and dance with a girl, put your hand over her vagoo over her pants and she might let u finger her
I've done this to countless girls but it never led anywhere

>>37389548
or just dance really erotically until she asks u if u wanna go somewhere, this happened to me, but it was at a birthday party and she went for my dick while making out, made a move for my crotch and I flipped the script and pulled her pants down and her bra off because I had chafe-ruined my dick

ask nicely, and say please

ALWAYS have a condom, if u plan on using on (I highly suggest); I was in a bed with two girls (I think I invited them both upstairs) at a party, and we were all three making out hardcore and this fugly bitch busted in with a condom, but she wasn't invited and I stood up to get it, crossed the room, but she ran away and the moment was ruined

>>37389624
but the girls were into me and one asked a friend if she could text me
I decided I didn't wanna lose my virginity to her while texting

i'm assuming ur virgin, but never text, lose your virginity, and drive at the same time

Why would you come to /r9k/ to ask how to get laid?

and don't bring up sex in a text

here's an actual good idea: get an eyepatch and walk around

>>37389738
this never worked for me, but I feel like it could work for someone, it helps with intent

>>37389253
>bee yourself
>oreganalionshior

I hear tinder works

read this too:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/77012/forum
it may not help, but it's a cool read anyways, it's about an op who recognizes another's potential with women

>>37389738
>>37389762

Isn't that just peacocking?

and listen to "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.

>>37389831
no dude, an eyepatch actually makes u think a little differently and avoid scourges

THE GAME IS RIGGED

LULZ

>>37389886
u rapscallion

idk what op looks like but i imagined (him) dancing to Paper Planes and reading Befriending the World's Greatest Amog and it was funny as hell

>>37389253
Don't bother trying.

LULZ

>>37389253
Cyborg here, had over four sexual partners, even turned down some girls. Got a bj at 17 and sex at 18.


Be part of a subculture.

It doesn't matter if it's the Insane Clown Posse fanbase or a LARP club or dressing up like a goth or being a giant weeb that helps organize anime conventions or whatever else. As long as you enjoy it.


When you're a part of that subculture and you're active in it, you're essentially accepted into it by default. If you're remotely not-bad looking and have decent personal hygiene and can talk to a girl (remember, you now have all that subculture stuff in common to talk about now), and don't aim for the Staceys, then your chances of getting laid at least once in your life are virtually guaranteed.

>>37389253(OP)

Easy way is to get a prostitute
Get money, go to backpage or something similar and be very cautious.

Hard way would be to get tinder or a similar app and try to get a girl there.
My approach is to ask them about themselves for a bit and then hit them with the "what are you looking for on here?" And when they ask you what you want flat out say you want some ass.
Low SUCCess rate, but its not zero.

God teir difficulty is going out and socializing. Meet a woman who tickles your fancy and get the courage to ask her out. Then impress her on your dates, just bee urself XD, and then ask her to go further. Maybe, I dont go outside so i have no clue how this shit works.

Don't be afraid of rejection. Play the numbers game. The more you ask the greater your chances.

>>37389253
just lay down on your bed