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SpongeBob is not who you think he is 2017-05-31 12:06:30 Post No. 37388701
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SpongeBob is a filthy fucking chad and I'll tell you why:
>owns a home
>enjoys sports very much
>has a job (and doesn't hate it)
>is asexual but him and Sandy clearly have a romantic interest
>almost always wears a suit and tie
>good relationship with his parents but he doesn't depend on them
>literally sung a song where the message was "just b urself ;)" in the Ripped Pants episode
>has numerous friends, it's been shown that most of Bikini Bottom knows him
>yes he failed on his driving test multiple times but he doesn't really need to drive as his job is within walking distance
>his species has no concept of virginity as they can reproduce by budding so you can scratch that off the requirements
I can't believe I realized this until now. I feel like I uncovered something huge.
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>>37388701
Even patrick is too much of a Chad plankton is /ourguy/
>hated by everyone
>can't cook
>has computer waifu
>manlet
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>tfw spongebob is better than you and he's a fictional character
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Larry the Lobster is a failed chad.
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>has a 'cum' bucket
>success always taken from him
>has to steal to survive
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>>37388794
Holy shit, Plankton is /ourguy/. Never thought of him like that
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/ourguy/
Oregon trail
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>he's only now beginning to realize that he should have been self-inserting into the villains
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>>37389986
Except he's not, he's a failed normie. He was at one point a normie who had friends and everything. It's only now that his life sucks.
If anyone is /ourguy/ it's Squidward
>hates job
>hates normies
>has no friends
>nobody likes him
>has never had a girl show interest in him
>just wants some peace and solitude
>always get undermined by chad tier squilliam
>longs to be successful in life
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This thread made me realise why you faggots hate advice telling you to be yourself: even you hate who you are and have to identify with others to escape how shit you are.
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>>37390492
>didn't even think of squidward
It's so obvious
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>>37388865
>fictional character
Exactly why you shouldn't feel bad about it, my boy. Even Chaddie can't keep up with the Mary Sues of fiction.
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