Money thread
Post your monies
Alright.
I'm just under 6
>>37388344
looks like you have an STD, but we all know you're a virgin.
Sorry wrong picture lol
>>37388464
shrt cmnt lol
>>37388310
Cool I guess? You probably got that money from inheritance or parents or whatever
I only have 4k split among different accounts, but I'm slowly building money. Hopefully will have 10k by the end of the year...which I know it's not great but eh
>>37388551
>You probably got that money from inheritance or parents
i got it from working. pretty sad state of affairs when people thin the only way to have more than 10k is parents
Nice to see a fellow trust fund baby like myself here.
>>37388573
Your average American isn't going to have 100k in savings unless they're either lucky, old as fuck and have been squirreling money away for decades, a trust fund babby, or have rich parents.
-20000k anon reporting in again
>>37388636
will post boipucci for steam games
>>37388636
>Using a 000000000000000.1% APY retail bank savings account.
You're a major cuck anon, no offense.
At least get a 2-5% rewards checking account or a 1% internet bank savings account or invest it or something. Your money is probably going to depreciate to half its value in 20-30 years.
I got nothing but this meme
I've got like 1200 in the bank right now, and then -5000 in credit cards, and -1200 in student loans. I'm working on it slowly. Luckily, about 1500 of that credit card money is shit I lent to my mom, so she's been paying me... slowly
>>37388656
your average american has a 401k worth a quarter mil
>>37388636
just a warning but make sure your bank actually insures that much money. most banks only cover 300k
>>37388814
Nah. You're living in a bubble.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/25/the-shocking-number-of-americans-who-cant-cover-a-400-expense/
Shits only going to get worse as automation replaces jobs.
>tfw $950 dollars in savings
I'm not going to survive without mommy and daddy's support. They are very aware that I am psychologically ruined, and they take it easy on me in most regards because of how pathetic I am. Still, they have told me that once I am done with school that I have to move out, or else they will call the police. I'm doomed to be a poorfag until death
>>37388310
>tfw 21 year old wagie
>tfw only 14,233 between bank accounts and cash
>>37388915
that's pretty good though.
Somewhere around $20,000.
Original post.
I have $4k at age 32, but I'm pretty sure I'm too depressed to care about money/living/etc.
>>37388814
kek. maybe in 1990. boomers are going to work until they die.
>>37388903
>they have told me that once I am done with school that I have to move out, or else they will call the police
that's not taking it easy on you, mate. no wonder you have psychological issues with parents like that.
>>37389394
he could have terrorized his parents for all we know.
>>37388344
Are you the asian guy? that penis is kinda cute
>had 2k in savings from a year of wage cycling
>had to blow it all on a shitty 96 civic even though my dad has tons of money
>I now have about 180$ to my name and am scared every week I'll go to fill up gas and won't have enough
I wold get a job but I'm going to UCSC in fall
>>37389890
true, he could have
1700 Yuro right now minus rent 450 tomorrow makes 1250, 1250 plus incoming wagecuck money 1400 makes 2650.
I fucking hate my life. I wish I was born to a millionaire kike family in California or something.
>>37390119
>euro
>but wishes to be kike in cali
even europe knows this is easy mode. just sell one piece of property in socal and boom - you're a fucking millionaire
>>37389927
2k after a year
what are you doing man
i could save that in 2-3 months at my min wage job. you need to cut some of your expenses
>>37388636
Usc is shittier school. Kys senpai
27 years old here. $37,807 US in the bank right now. If you consider total assets and debts I have a net worth of about $36k. It wouldn't be that way if my parents didn't pay for my schooling, but it is what it is. Still trying to find the meaning of life, though. I considered buying a house where I am living now, but instead I decided to rent a place in the city with my good college friend and two other people he knows. My rent is going to go from $580 to $900 a month but my hope is I can at least have more of a social life in the city with my friends, and advance my career.
>21
>$10k in savings
I live with my parents, and they don't ask for rent. So I save almost everything from wageslaving.
It also helps that I'm super cheap and only buy a few videogames sometimes. The money doesn't help. I'm still a loser regardless.
>>37390260
depends on his situation. a lot of people live paycheck to paycheck just surviving. he's probably in retail or something horrible
Here's my savings account
>>37390762
sorry i should have specified real money and not meme money
>>37390861
>Implying I can't just trade this for fiat in a matter of minutes
Why sell when this works 20x better than a 401k or Roth IRA
Like 5k in a savings account that I've had since I was a kid and haven't ever taken from. That was going to be my "college fund" when my parents still thought I'd go somewhere in life.
>>37388903
>they are very aware that I am psychologically ruined, and they take it easy on me
>they have told me that once I am done with school that I have to move out, or else they will call the police
I don't know how many times they had to beat you for you to think that's somehow "taking it easy on you" but it makes me thankful I have parents that won't throw me out on the street any time soon no matter how much of a fuckup I am. I try to do my best to help around the house without being asked and am always respectful to make up for it, but I still feel like total shit. I'll get mine eventually though since I'm fucked once they're dead anyway, no way I'm getting any kind of inheritance.
>>37390904
>>Implying I can't just trade this for fiat in a matter of minutes
>implying you can
>>37389911
Are you hickbot?
>>37390311
t. poor UCLA cuck
Enjoy wageslaving away at Shekelstein's, while I'll be NEETing it up my entire life with access to almost everything.
Any of you /richbots/ pay for camwhore-related things?
>>37391446
Sadly, yes
I paid many camwhores to make videos for me. Some of them send me daily nudes or videos. I even have one that always sends me the outfit she wears that day.
If you mean camwhores as in pay a random girl? Then no. Only the ones off camwhore websites.
>>37391712
Oh, wild, I don't think that's sad though. I just made a cam-related account on a website, just wondering how many people with so much disposable income frequent them.
>>37390762
nice, i'm holding about 20 ETH i bought at 77 myself. pumped for moon ride in next 2 yrs
where my fellow inheritence/trust fund babbies at? Literally never worked a day in my life, and have my own place.
>>37391751
Many people frequent them, but not so many pay. You can just lurk and hope she does something on her own, or some richfag tells her to do something.
It's what I did for a year until I became a wageslave, and felt I wanted to get more involved.
>>37391601
Not sure why you delet'd this but your parents are genuine assholes. If you older than 18 like you say you should be able to withdraw yourself from a co-signed account so long as there isn't a debt owed. If they ask for your mom tell them your a legal adult and threaten to file a legal suit and or ask for the manager
>>37391907
>keeping 1mil in a single savings account
>where it's not insured
>not investing it
nice edit
>>37391986
Yeah, I'm starting the panty selling part, so at least it's pretty secure as far as actually getting paid.
i posted in last thread, mobile now tho so all i have is rh pics
>>37392023
Sorry, I felt like I sperged out a bit. Didn't want to derail the trust fund babbys and crypto autists
>>37388636
neet on for ol' SC
might I suggest to another
buy some imaginary internet points
and take up some hobbies
>>37392138
Paid? So you were planning to be the camwhore?
>>37392318
Y-yeah. Not really a camwhore I guess, just selling panties. The videochatting and stuff intimidates me.
>>37392138
Reminds me of the time some random girl on Craigslist let me fuck her and play with her body for $40. Called herself a "business woman" too, kek
You should get some self respect and make money other ways, otherwise please kys
>>37392222
Nice quads
>>37392345
Well good luck then. Personally I don't buy panties or anything physical like that. I just like pics and videos. Some guys are into it though.
>>37389890
I didn't, I was an alright kid up until 13 or so, when I began to starve myself which almost killed me a few times. But, I was never aggressive and never took anything out on them, just on myself. I never got into drugs or legal trouble and I always did well in school.
>>37392222
>Cryptoautist
Stay mad nocoiner
>>37389927
Hey anon, I am at UCSC right now, in my 2nd year. I probably won't stick around though, I despise this place
>>37392375
Sorry, I'm not a "businesswoman" and my reasons are none of your business thanks.
>>37392421
Yeah, the videos make more sense to me as well, it seems more personal. Different strokes though
and I thought having $3000 of my parents money was a trust fund
I'm broke as fuck. Kind of embarrassed, kind of not.
Just started a new job too, so hopefully things will be on the up and up.
>>37392635
it's okay, these threads attract people with stuff to brag about, so they will seem disproportionately represented.
congrats on the new job
>>37392915
Thanks bro. I'm excited. Maybe one day I can set my kid up with a trust fund so he can brag on 4chan.
>4800 in savings
>Vancouver
Feels alright, bots
>>37392538
I don't care about your reasons. just some advice. That shit isn't sustainable and you devalue yourself as a person. Plus the second you hit 25+, you're old and damaged goods.
Hookers, camwhores, strippers, twitch titty streamers, panty sellers, pretty much any women that exploit sex for financial gain are nothing but sub human slabs of meat in mine and most other men's eyes. Just an object to stick our dicks in, a jpeg/video to get our rocks off. Nothing more, nothing less.
Like that craigslist girl I mentioned, she wasn't a human being to me. Just a meat sleeve for me to stick my dick in when I was horny.
>"Do I want to buy this game or do I want to rent the fuckmeat for a few hours"
I don't even remember her fucking name.
>>37393142
Oh, yeah. Thanks for the advice, what you're saying actually makes a lot of sense. I guess I'm fairly confident in my boundaries and the fact that I need the income for school. I have an irl respectable job, but I also study full time and I just don't have time to go into another office full time.
I actually agree with a lot of what you said but unfortunately I feel like it's kind of where I am right now.
I have like $30 to my name right now
>>37393256
>what you're saying actually makes a lot of sense
what he'd not telling you is a lot of these women make more in those 5 years of shelf life then men make in their whole life. even stripping (in a decent place like miami) can bring in 1000 a night.