Does r9k believe in Astrology?

>>37386808
This isnt homestuckkk

>>37386808
I hope we don't. It's fucking retraded and some people are dumb enough to fall for it's meme.

Some girl asked me for my sign. Pisces. She didnt believe me at first, apparently i dont act like one. What are pisces like anon?

Astrology is for women with no control in their life.

>>37386808
Yes, I believe being a Virgo has comidically doomed me to a life of virginity.

>>37387179
Pisces are big babies, very emotional and wishy washy. They're Feels>reals and usually have problems with upsetting anyone. And they cry a lot

Chances are you've got a lot of earth in your chart to counteract or you're a cusp

>>37386808
Ha, that's accurate.
That's why come I love my Leo autist.

>>37388824
So would you say theres something to this sign stuff? I mean im a robot manchild so its kinda right

>>37387872
/thread

the robot was a mistake

>>37388824
Addition : desu im born 23rd feb,.so i guess im on the edge?

>>37388912
It really comes down to the nature vs nurture arguement. I just find patterns and notice they tend to fit. It's not a be all and end all, but it can be surprisingly spoopy sometimes

>>37388947
I quite like this kind of stuff desu. I dont know much about myself so i like to read about how im 'supposed' to be like

>>37388937
Ahh well you're a cusp which means you can embody traits from both signs. But there's more to it than just your sun sign, but then you start getting into astrology charts, houses, etc and it gets really interesting.

>>37389010
If you fill out this and post the chart I can give a little more insight if you're interested.
http://alabe.com/freechart/

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>>37386865
Feel free to kill yourself anytime anon

>>37388937
Ha fuck you im feb 24th. Master race.

>>37389126
Also to add to this I'm so emotionally fucked up that I block them out as much as possible. Fuck you. Also every one of those astrology chart things is always preettttyyy much perfectly a match to me its scary and weird. I have a lot of water in my chart thingy get at me

>>37387179
Pisces are arguably the most emotional sign in the zodiac. They use feels instead of logic in their decision making, as do any water signs. They struggle with real life as they mostly live in a fantasy world in their heads, which makes them prone to drug and alcohol abuse more than any other sign. Pisces born closer to Aquarius (February) however are more logical and Pisces born in late march close to Aries are usually more motivated.
The rest of someone's chart matters almost just as much as their sun sign. You likely have a lot air and earth in other parts of your chart, especially your rising sign which is basically how others perceive you upon first meeting you.

Most people here think it's all a bunch of bullshit but personally I've found that again and again this shit is proven to be accurate and different people's natures are typically true to their signs.
Astrolabe.com has a birth chart generator that gives you a couple pages of info about your entire chart and it's a trip how genuinely accurate that shit tends to be.

>>37389151
>lots of water in chart
My sincerest condolences anon. I'm an Aries with a lot of air

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>>37389045
Thanks i appreciate it. Heres my chart (their description fits quite well)

I'm a scorpio, people say I act like one but idk what they mean
What's a scorpio like

>>37389226
Yeah no Im pretty much BPD tier in reality but enough abuse in my life caused me to be schizoid so now I'm sorta a weird medium in between fighting my natural super emotional side and being a cold distant asshole. Why was I born desu.

>>37389228
>all that water
Holy shit, you poor thing. It's interesting that your only earth is Capricorn, and Mars is your only air planet.

>>37388937
There you go.
You're right next door to Aquarius hence the not typical Pisces. Aquarius is one of the most logic > feels sign in the zodiac so it would balance out all the crippling emotional typical Pisces bullshit.

>>37389244
a bitch ass virgin nigga well into his twenties still livin at home

>>37389295
Care to explain more in detail? Is water terrible?

>>37389228
>Aus
Where you in ausland man?

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>>37389287
my chart btw. Fuck me sideways and fuck february 24th.

>>37389307
Then why do they say i'm a scorpio?

>>37389316
Should actually be AUT Desu. Sorry for getting your hopes up lad

>>37389244
Scorpios are the autists of the zodiac. They all have some weird quirk or obsession they take UP TO 11. Alternatively, more fire-based Scorpios can be the biggest cunts, and become very "me, myself and I"

>>37389303
I see. Anything else you see in there?

Still want to figure out why lots of water is bad.

>>37389946
BPD and emotions. Too much water = too much emotion = crazy

>>37389971
Oh shit. In that case im badshit insane i guess?

>>37389981
are you the feb23 guy? If so then you and me both.

>>37390007
Y-yea. ;-;

>>37390049
w-w-w-we shoudl be friend post contact

>>37390071
Sage for soc fagging
discord mush#7770

>>37390049
>>37390007
>>37390071
I love when a story has a happy ending.

>>37386808
i'm a scorpio which is supposed to have really high sex drive and i jerk off a lot so sure

>Pisces (Feb26)
>INFJ

Born to fail 2bh. I think my sun is capricorn, I researched a bit into this a while back. Though I'm not sure how it helps me to know all this.

>>37386808
Take your faggy pseudo-science and shove it up you ass.

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What ya'll think!?
Also entp/5w4 (I think)

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who /moon/ arcana here?

DOOMEDBOIS ASSEEEEMMBLLE

>Cancer
>ENTJ
>born to 'feel' except I don't

Also no. Though it can be randomly accurate at times