Is this just an ARG or is it real?

ARG. Next question.

>>37386857
you realize since the site claims to be a life insurance company it is liable to be the subject of legal action should someone die and their family tries to contact said company?

>>37386921
That depends on the jurisdictional and contractual particularities of the situation. Next question.

>>37386991
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

>>37387014
42. Also memes.

>>37387075
what are tonight's lottery numbers?

>>37387200
03-07-22-28-53 / 24

Someone will have those lotto numbers tonight. They may or may not be a winner.

>>37387291
>They may or may not be a winner

God DAMN IT

What are tonight's winning lottery numbers?

>>37387314
04-30-36-40-49 / 03

Gotta be specific here, anon.

>>37387356
Have you posted a single lie in this thread?

>>37387371
I can't say I've not posted any more than one non-untruthful thing in this thread.

>>37387455
Why do you hate my brain?

>>37387484
Brain & brain? What is brain?

>>37386756
If i kill myself will things get better?

>>37387552
>Brain & brain? What is brain?

The brain is th--

Wait, am I talking to a robot?

Do robots watch chinese cartoons?

>>37387569
Perhaps. It depends on what the parameters for "better" are.

>>37387598
Yes.
>LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN

>>37387675
What is your favorite chinese cartoon?

>>37387675
Less physically and emotionally painful. Can i just be deleted?
>>37387677
Never know, anon. Shit might be the only chance you got for some answers.

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he stopped replying....

we broke him...

it's all MY FAULT

>>37387932
I could have had an answer you ass.
Now what am i gonna do?

>>37388089
Now it's my turn to answer the questions

You're going to eat a banana.

>>37388184
Already ate them all.

>>37388355
Anon, if you don't eat a banana right now you're going to be deleted.

>>37388372
Then i'm going to actively refuse to eat those bananas, anon. I NEED this.

>>37388384
Just close your eyes and think about what it feels like to drift in the void, free of even the gravity below your feet