Lads I just had the worst experience of my whole life. It was

Stay away from illegal activity and these things won't happen to you

Stop thinking with your dick.

Every time you're horny just jack off. Don't fall for the stupid ass nofap meme. Don't spend excessive time masturbating, don't create weird masturbation rituals like you need to fap with this object in this position to this fetish etc. Just take care of business. Get sex urges out of your system whenever they come up, do everything to improve yourself, talk to girls online and try to find someone to hang out with.

>>37385765
Holy shit damn. Fuckin Mexicans. Cuidado por favor.

>>37385801
See? See, anon? This is why people think you're mean.

Did a part of you like it?

Don't know if this is a troll, but in case it's not:
Since there is not much you can do, seek psychological help, and talk to a psychologist/psychiatrist so you can talk about this experience.

Frankly this is the kind of shit that shows why prostitution should be legal.
In my country it's legal, and going to a brother is basically like going to get a massage.

>>37385854
Respect the name of Connie by being a little less douche.

>>37385854
>Just teasing

Teasing a guy who got cockslapped by a greasy spic?

File: 1495807002311.gif (2MB, 245x320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 245x320px

>>37385765
You deserved it.
Origami.

>>37385809
This man speaks the truth. Took me just over 3 years, but I did it. I'm still "that socially awkward guy" and that'll probably never change, but I've had a few relationships and genuinely feel much better about myself.

Troll or not, you guys probably live in a country where prostitution is illegal.
sucks for you

File: 1491453329560.gif (1MB, 526x378px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 526x378px

>>37385765
>going to prositutes

You got what you deserved really.

>>37385765
maxkek.jpg

>having sex with a prostitute in Britbongistan

You were gonna have a bad time anyway even if it was a hag.

>>37385765

Do you guys even realise, that this is pasta?

There was an identical story on here recently, but the guys in that one were Thai.

File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (18KB, 248x189px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 248x189px

fucking kek
origarno

HAHAHAHAH serves you right. Lose your virginity like a normal human.

>>37385765
kek

reminds me of that one thread like a year ago where the dude got fucked in the ass by a tranny

>Lusty English Rose Tina
are you this new?
this is code
Lusty - Humiliation fetish
English Rose - Means your a queer little fag
Tina - Watersports

You got exactly what you wanted

>>37385765
that was not very nice of them

>>37385978
Find it then. Prove it. If it's pasta it should be everywhere.

how about you wank off into a fleshlight and play some dota 2 like most people?

>>37386057
To them it was nice though.

Jerked off to this story. Thanks for the tremendous cum, stranger.

very nice LARPing OP. too bad you gave yourself away with a thread the other day talking about your fantasies of being pissed on

>>37386034
But what about the blue rose?

>>37386279
Don't even know what thread you mean. I don't have a fetish for piss.

>>37385884
This only happens in american and I guess london but those are christ cuck countrys.

>>37386001
Fuck you this is the oldest profession in the world.
GO fuck your self.

>>37385765
>live in central london
>never knew this happens

>>37386833
It was on the corner of Wardour St. and Broadwick St.

Be careful in that part of town.

>>37385809
My mind and soul is much clearer this way. I do like walking around public after 1 week nofap though >:)

>>37385794
hah, illegal.

File: 1479850296243.png (8KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 785x757px

>>37385801
>calling other people pathetic
>posts steven jewniverse

>>37387913
it's an avatarfag. He always uses the same phrase "pathetic loser". It'sb8

>>37385765
you fucked up. should have gone to a reputable escort service. i know of one medical student that did this on the side, and she was the prettiest in her class.

>>37385765
>Not reading reviews prior to calling up escorts
I forgive you for being naive OP. Don't lose hope. Real escorts are out there. They are plentiful and cheap in Europe.