>Are you finding everything you're looking for?

>>37385632
Karyll gtfo please

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even if i couldn't find something I wouldn't have the guts to ask you where it is

>>37385707
>being this much of a pussy
Fuck off.

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>>37385605
>tfw retailcuck
>have to ask customers if they need help
>always know the answer
>"no thanks, im just looking"

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>>37385605
>tfw i just finished a shift in the produce department

Feels organic, man

>>37385734
no thanks im just looking

>>37385727
I would, but I'd rather whack off in the cereal

>>37385734
What's the big deal? Less interaction you have to do with people that way.

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No. I still haven't found what I'm looking for

>>37385734
No thanks I'm just looking for love in all the wrong places

>>37385787
I work at grocery store. I like helping people find obscure things because then I dont have to do my boring fruit stacking... its like a small break

>s-sorry sir, I don't work for x store
All day erry day

>>37385843
Ahh I thought you were one of the more autistic wagecucks here. Well then very well, yeah that's a bummer.

>>37385896
Im very autistic, I just embrace it

also im not that guy. Its me, OP. the OP picture was me all along

>>37385847
>be Canadian
>worked for Shoppers for ages
>user toget stopped at the Sobeys all the time
>get to ignore them as i can go out back
>now i work at another grocery store

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>>37385605
>mfw my coworkers force me to ask this to customers

https://youtu.be/b-_yOmhe3c4

this is it desu

>>37385787

>>37385843 said it perfectly. I want to help people find stuff, it gives me something to do.

>>37385955
>shoppers
>torget
>Sobeys

explain these canadian terms to an american

>>37386217
shoppers = big pharmacy
sobeys = shitty grocery store with expired food and a potato self checkout system

>>37386217
>shoppers
Short for Shoppers Drug Mart, a large pharmacy chain.

>torget
Typo. That sentence was supposed to say
>used to shop at the Sobeys across the street all the time

>Sobeys
Grocery store chain, primarily found in eastern Canada

>>37386217
>He doesn't know what torget means

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>>37385795
Another big time under rated post

fucking nice

>>37385683
>nothing wrong
global rule 13, faggot

>>37385795
Kek. Fucking nice.

Oregano

>>37386661
was it though? was it?

>>37386682
The least you could do if you were to greentext me is do so properly. Sheesh. I don't even ask for much.

>>37385683
You sound annoying

>>37388587
Sounding annoying and being annoying are two different things altogether. I'm really sweet if any of you got to know me instead of being rude.

>>37388627
You type like someone who spends too much time on tumblr

>>37388744
Typing like someone from Tumblr is a whole lot different than being someone from Tumblr. Heh.

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>>37385605
This made me laugh out loud for some reason

asdfwefwae

>>37388769
The way to type irritates me, yet I can't help but like you

>>37388833
Aww, that's sweet of you to say. I like you too. Plenty of people here adore me.

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>>37388769
>>37388833

just kiss already bonehead

>>37388862
You certainly manage to liven up a thread

Any other wagecucks here enjoy fucking up roasties' orders, giving them less good, etc.? Nothing illegal, just smaller portion sizes for roasties so they get less good. I once gave a roastie like half as much food as her Chad boyfriend. It's great cause they usually don't even notice and I am ripping them off all the time. I also take extra time processing their credit card, sometimes if there is no line I'll pretend their card had a problem when it really didnt and I'll fiddle with the machine to make it look like I'm fixing it, when in reality I'm just wasting their time because I get paid by the hour anyway. I also misinform them about the menu (though not if it's allergy shit I don't want to kill anyone) and just do as much as I can to waste their time. In the meantime I've won four customer service awards and I am the golden boy the managers love. All the while I am memorIzing roasties names from the credit card machines and then looking them up on Facebook once they leave and saving their photos to jerk off to later.

>>37388905
Ummm how about you quit it?
>>37388909
You're making me smirk, stop it.

>Work for Target
>Never enough devices for everyone, so I never get one
>Have to ask customers if they need help finding anything
>"Actually, I'm looking for ____"
>Don't know where it is or if we even have it
>Can't search because I don't have a device
>Have to pass off the customer to someone else or spend forever looking for an item that might not even exist
fuck

>>37388933
Well now the FBI know all about your little game. You DO NOT fuck with the FDA. I'd call a good lawyer if I were you, kiddo.

>>37388950
>You're making me smirk, stop it.
No ;)

>>37388933
I.... dont do those things

>>37389049
I'm honestly not used to receiving positive responses, only threats of violence. This is a good pace of change. Like really is.

>>37388933
The grocery store I used to work at was very specific to how much food goes on what and had fired people for putting too much or to little on it.

>>37389107
We all need positivity sometimes

>>37389037
Yeah okay will do buddy. Im not spitting in their food or breaking the health code, just taking longer to make their orders. Worst I could do is be fired but I am only staying there because the managers cant find anyone else to work here so if they fire me that's fine by me.

>>37389121
The managers must have enjoyed doing job interviews if they were willing to fire someone instead of saying "put less food in there." Fucking idiots. They wasted more money with turnover than the extra gram per customer of food ever did.

>>37389185
Literally quit it. <3

>>37389208
you're grossly underestimating how much retail managers love to power trip and jerk themselves off

>>37389237
And leave you all alone in this thread? I couldn't do that to you

>>37385683
Dumass

>>37389359
You're super nice, I like you.
>>37389368
>Dumass
You're really trying to insult my intelligence when you can't even properly dish out an insult? Like whatever. Sheesh.

>>37385734
>tfw want to say yes to start a conversation but too autistic to start

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>Be me
>At well known PC Store looking for a USB wifi adapter
>Struggle finding it for about 5-8 minutes (no exaggeration on time)
>Big black guy comes up to me
>You looking for anything?
>Yeah do you have any wifi adapters that aren't this one? (It was like expensive af)
>"No"
>"Oh ok then thanks a lot"
>He looks at me until I leave, not saying a word, only an inch head nod
>I walk out of store
>He goes back to talk to his coworkers

>>37389208
The place I worked at had a huge turnover rate. They would pick and choose who they would fire. I watch them fire a women who had been working there for 4 year for being minutes late a few times. Then ignore the fact that the cake decorator came in 30 mins late every day.

I once was asked this, and I told them no.
They just said "I'm sorry", scanned all the items, and gave me the receipt without saying another word.

>>37389428
I aim to please, and I do so in an original manner

>>37389185
HIV positivity?

>That glorious fucking feel when I'm finally getting out of retail

Just one more month then I'm done with this shitshow.

>>37389561
Umm you kind of do? I'm not sure if you're toying with me or what. I'd like it either way.

>>37388933
Do you think people fuck with me cuz I'm le nerdy autiste?

>>37389486
As if you don't buy adapters and other small tech shit online, it will be like $1 through a chink supplier.

>>37389644
I'm not toying with you. The original part was just to get past the robot desu

>>37389269
Lol true. I love trolling my manager for this exact resson.

>>37389732
Huh. Ok. So like, what now?

>>37389828
I don't know, really. The autism's kinda kicking in

>>37389486
Sometimes managers are pressured to force insane rules to the employees

like, being forced to talk every customer, and having to walk with them to the item they need instead of just pointing. Also tucking in your shirt

In really bad places, like Coldstones, they force you to sing a chant when you receive a tip

>>37389874
Were you the anon who said they loved me? Out of curiosity.

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>>37385632
>>37385653
>>37385683
>>37388587
>>37388627
>>37388744
>>37388769
>>37388833
>>37388862
>>37388909
>>37388950
>>37389049
>>37389107
>>37389185
>>37389237
>>37389359
>>37389428
>>37389561
>>37389644
>>37389828
>>37389874

That was a pretty fucking bizarre conversation . wtf is wrong with you 2?

>>37389907
No, this is the first thread I've seen you in

>>37389979
Wow. I've too many people telling me that so it gets very confusing. Anyways, you should contact me later.

I hate having to say, "no thanks" but it also somewhat makes me feel more comfortable cause it breaks that initial awkwardness of having an employee near you.


It's worse when you're the only person in the section/store.

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What's going on in this thread? Any room for me?

>>37390037
Yeah, for sure. Do you have a preferred means of communication?

>>37390098
Yes, either Discord or Kik.

>>37390083
We were kind of wrapping things up here but.. sure

>>37390083
That depends. Are you finding everything you're looking for?

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>>37390234
:( gg i guess

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>See some employee unloading a pallet beside thing that I came buy.
>Walk off and wander around the store a bit looking at whatever.
>Come back to the thing I need.
>He's only like half done.

I guess I'll just come back tomorrow.

>>37390199
Discord sounds good

>>37390365
kek he knew

It takes me an hour to do a full table for instance, and I have to block off the area with my cart so the customers have to move right next to me. I see so many uncomfortable ones looking over and walking away, only to quickly return while I walk off for a minute

>>37390404
I'm waiting for yours silly. I can't post my own since I'll naturally have to deal with hostility. A lot of people are rude to me.

>>37390496
VietnamOnionHouse
Don't judge me

>>37390572
I just have to post my username, right? I don't use discord often

>>37390807
you're so bad at this holy shit

>>37390572
you gon get raped anon

>>37385727
Do you even know what board you're originally on?

>>37390572
Umm I'd need your digits that follow to add you.
>>37390807
If you're trying to post like me you're failing miserably.

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What the fuck is going on here desu

>>37388933
Why the fuck would you give them less food?

Roasties of all people want to be SKINNY they're women after all, if anything you're helping them out.

If anything I'd overfeed them, they'd probably complain to their chad boyfriend after getting too full, and then the chad would either have to eat the rest of their order (meaning more time in the gym) or throw it away.

I'd only give them less food if they're landwhale roasties who've given up, just to piss them off.

>>37390939
Oh shit sorry #7012

I'm a simple bagger but I don't really understand the animosity from the cashiers - they're all dicks and scan shit super fast and then get mad when we're not throwing shit randomly into bags. Maybe its the age diff

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>>37391404
Keep up with my speed, lower-class bagging scum. If you can't, then you don't deserve to be my bagger. Go bring in those carts

>>37388933
A cute girl (male) did this to me recently

WHERE MY WALMART BOIS AT???