Robot Life

>wake up
>supposed to pour over academic papers
>shitpost on /r9k/ all day instead
>"jee better get to work"
>too sleepy to work
>"guess I'll do it in the morning"
>repeat

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>>37384640
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>shower etc.
>turn on pc
>check yt, steam, twitch, email
>go to 4chan or play vidya
>hours later eat dinner
>back to pc
>late snack
>back to pc
>fap n' nap
repeat

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>>37384640

>wake up
>go to work
>sleep
>repeat

>wake up
>go for a walk and drink coffee
>sit down on back porch where i work from home
>get about 2-3 productive hours in
>begin taking breaks to browse /r9k/ /lgbt/ /pol/ and various blogs
>breaks get longer and time spent working gets shorter
>after about 7 hours call it a day
>work out
>practice guitar/vocals
>try to write new literature/music but stop because crippling writers block
>go for another walk, play league of legends, watch a movie, paint, etc. or maybe go out with friends sleep
>masturbate
>sleep
>rinse and repeat

i was depressed for a while and now i feel like i'm in limbo

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>>37384640

>Wake up at 3pm
>Drink tea
>Turn on pc
>Shitpost on 4chan
>order food
>Continue shitposting on 4chan, watching tv shows until 4am.
>Get a shower
>Go to sleep

Repeat.
Sad life of a NEET, I wish I could go to uni but I would have to start my A-levels (HS for 'murica) at 20.

> wake up
> fap
> vidya
> sleel during the day a bit
> shitpost
> fap
> eat
> sleep


The life of a neet. I go to sleep and eat irregularly.

>wake up at 3pm
>eat something
>help a bit in the household, clean my room, etc.
>read, listen to music
>play vidya
>browse web until 6am
>repeat

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>wake up and eat oats
>watch anime while eating breakfast
>start working on stuff for uni
>get distracted with youtube, 4chan, twitter, porn
>constantly switch between doing work and being distracted
>cook something for dinner
>continue working
>continue being distraced
>23:25 "Hey I'm actually finished with work so I got like an hour to do something".. That's nice I guess
>watch anime
>go to bed

repeat

>tfw when you don't even know the difference between monday and sunday anymore

>>37385519
What stops you from doing your A-Levels? No motivation or some actual problem?

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>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>why'd you leave the keys upon the table
>here you go creating another fable you wanted to

> Wake up
>College
> Walk back to dorm
>Homework
>Hate my life, want to die, wonder why I chose a double major in Physics and electrical engineering.
>Do other peoples homework on /wsr/
>If time, youtube. I know I don't have time for vidya unless it is friday night.

>wake up
>computer on
>lurk 4chan all day, everyday, for 5 years straight
>also watch anime
>now 22, no job, no education
>go to sleep dreaming of 10 years ago

>wake up
>smoke a cigarette, drink some coffee
>lay in bed for about an hour shitposting and/or waiting for my gf to text me
>get some exercise
>do some chores
>shave, shower, brush my teeth
>casually work for ~8 hours (while working I'm chatting with people, taking breaks to jerk off/have a cigarette)
>dinner
>either work my ass off for another 6 hours, or talk to gf
>masturbate
>sleep
I used to drink more, and back then it was pretty much the same but more depressing because
>Tfw no gf

>>37385519
Just go on an Access course

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>wake up, 8am
>poop
>drive to first job
>work for a few hours
>drive to second job
>work for a few more hours
>I say work, I actually mean shitpost all day and not get anything done
>drive home
>tell myself I'm not gonna drink tonight
>as I'm walking out of the offie with a handful of beers
>fap, play music, shitpost some moar, play vidya, shop online
>do dinner at some point and maybe a couple of chores if I can be fucked
>half 11ish, get ready for bed
>get into bed and watch some anime
>only seem to be able to watch anime right before bedtime for some reason, rarely watch it any other time these days
>half 12ish, go to sleep
>repeat until friday
>do nothing different or exciting on the weekend except stay indoors, get hammered and dread work on monday
>monday comes round
>wish I was a NEET
>consider handing in my notice
>go to work like normal
>repeat all

>Wake up at 6 am
>Hold balls for half an hour
>Shower
>Coffee and Vitamin Supplements
>Browse headlines until coffee consumed
>Be productive
>Eat Ramen
>Walk for an hour or so in the woods
>Be productive some more
>Eat
>Be productive some more
>Browse web and watch Moe shit
>ASMR vids until 1 or 2am

>>37386219
>hold balls for half an hour
Why?

>>37386241
Something to do while Im staring at the cracks in the ceiling

These robots working from home, what do they do?

>>37386265
>>37386098
Artist.
lately porn for other anons

>>37386258
Oh right, I thought it was for medical or sexual reasons. Do you ever combine it with a fap while you're, y'know, down there?

>Wake up at shitty time
>go to school
>people still think I'm fucking weird there
>some people ignore me
>I look like shit
>anxiety at many occasions
>go home
>play vidya
>get sad about who I am and what I'm doing
>question my robotness
>sleep at like 1,2am.

>wake up
>walk the dog
>shower
>breakfast and coffee
>take the train to college
>go home
>eat something, smoke cigs
>play vidya
>talk about my day with another robot on ts
>have dinner
>read
>vidya
>sleep

>>37384640
This, but i practice for olympic lifting. Thank God I'm passionate about a physical activity.

>>37386319
Fapping hass lost its fun, I just try to get tingles now

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>Wake up at 12:00 or 13:00
>Eat a shitty sandwitch
>Masturbate
>browse everywhere
>Try to learn for my exam
>cant focus
>watch youtube, browse everywhere
>masturbate again around 22:00 with a girl on the internet (It takes a lot of time to find someone)
>listen to some music, surf in csgo
>eat
>go to sleep at 3am.

>>37384640
>wake up at noon
>take my medication
>stay in bed and browse the internet and watch cartoons until 3
>go to kitchen and eat some spinach
>go to grocery store
>come home
>continue watching cartoons and browsing
at some point i'm going to eat a turkey dog for dinner

>>37385962

i laughed. thank you

originabango

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>wake up
>browse 4chan
>gain weight
>play video game
>imagine a better life I could have had if I did things differently
>go to sleep
in no particular order

>wake up in late afternoons/evenings if I'm lucky
>immediately start doing bitch work for my mom
>cook some dinner(breakfast, really)
>sit on the internet or play vidya for most of the night
>rp on furc as slutty foxes'n shit, or big stronk horse men
>talk to my long distance girlyfriend/future wife while i'm doing this
>sometimes call or get called by her
>save my shekels from my part-times job(the bitch work mentioned above- it's actual paid part-time labor)
>masturbate
>go to sleep at sun up

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>wake up
>sit on edge of my bed thinking about how fucked my life is and how i have no control over my actions or thoughts
>go to bathroom while i wait for laptop to refresh
>fix sheets 5-6 times a day and check for bugs since my bed is infested with larvaes and beetles
>lay down in bed for 14 hours on the laptop browsing r9k and youtube, rarely have the energy to do anything else that isn't instant gratification now
>can't even watch an episode of anything because i hate my brain
>can't even listen to music
>just repeat the same exact actions every day out of some strange ritual based on the safety of not having to live and find no pleasure in anything
>eat a sandwich or two
>draw stupid shit in ms paint to try and make myself laugh but usually it's just shit and i'll delete it an hour into it and feel nothing at all
>same with when i write
>nervous breakdowns on the daily
>talk to myself a lot and it's always out of self-hatred

yeah i don't really do anything

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>>37384640
>wake up
>shitpost
>eat
>shitpost
>eat
>maybe play video games if not too tired
>sleep

>>37386117

I already have 3 A's and 2 C's at GCSE and able to do A-levels
>>37385879
I'd have to pay for them + I'd be older than everyone which would be pretty awkward.

>>37386831
>check for bugs since my bed is infested with larvaes and beetles
dude wot

today was
>wake up before 6
>get up around 7 when my little brother is up to talk to him before he goes to school
>talk to my parents, watch some TV, talk to my little sister (she got to go to school late today) eat
>smoke a cigarette
>fap
>go back to sleep
>dad wakes me up around noon and tells me to go do something
>walk a few miles to the library, pick a book, walk back
>read, eat, smoke a cigarette
>talk to my brother when he gets home
>waiting around for dinner now
I might smoke again before dinner because I ate a pickle and a bunch of olives, I'm not that hungry for dinner now either

>wake up at 7
>eat some cereal
>get to work at 8
>today serviced a truck and helped take a transmission out and other thibngs
>left at 5
>home now drinking coffee, alone at last
>dont do anythibg and stay bored as fuck
>go to bed at 12pm


like i said i like coffee and chewing tobacco and cigs take my mind off feeling like shit but its roughly 35 dollars per week so am i wasting that money if its really all i spend on entertainment and it makes me feel good? i make 400 per week after tax

>>37387007
Well I can understand the money issue but who cares if it's awkward? After a week or two people will stop caring unless you smell bad or do some weird shit constantly

>>37384640
>sleep through classes
>wake up in afternoon
>eat
>fap
>fuck around on the internet
>fap some more
>get food and beer from the convenience store
>cram a whole 10 page essay in the evening
>get drunk and watch movies until pass out
>either repeat, or force self to go to class if the essay is due in hard copy

>>37384640

>in work group chat
>onitis says shes organising a night on on friday
>i missed the last one as i was working
>next day she said she wanted me to come as we could have done shots and danced (aid whilst rubbing my arm and looking me in the eye)
>find out chad fucked her that night while i was working
>great another chance
>she writes in chat
>"yeah chad wants to go out cos hes on Holiday for a few weeks"

chad always wins

>>37384640
>wake up
>masturbate
>go to work
>game/shitpost here till bored or satisfied, whichever happens first
>cry and drink, usually during game/shitpost but sometimes i like to do both in the dark or in bed
>sleep
>repeat

Sometimes i'll fit eating into that somewhere.

>>37384640
Wake up
Proceed to get angry at others around me , I tend to do that first thing in the morning.
Apologize for my behavior.
Forget about it.
Worry and feel anxious about the past present or the future.
Spend my time on YouTube. Read articles and try to look for distractions.
Take small naps throughout the day.
Finally , look for more distractions till I fall asleep.