>if women wipe the wrong way they can get poo on their vagina

>gross blood comes out every month

>>37383155
>Women are so gay that they crave dick

but the orgasms anon...

>>37383696
this...

>>37383155
and i wipe that way all the time, can say never gotten poo in vajoon.

>>37383731
maybe your giant roastie lips are preventing you from getting poo particles in the vag

>girls can get yeast infections in their vaginas

Why would you ever choose to be born a girl?

>>37383769
things like yeast infections and periods are a small price to pay for living such an extremely easy life

>>37383696
I dunno lad I thought about it and i'm glad i've got a definite start and end to my orgasm desu

>>37383760
disagreed. its because i dookie into bottles, i poke a hole in the bottle cap and spray my soupy poopy like a nerf gun.

>>37383804
post pics of dookie bottle

>>37383785
only for 10-15 years untill 25-30 depending on your luck

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>>37383865
>titcows will eventually have back problems

KEK

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>>37383878
>all robots like you will never even get the sweet smell of pussy

KEK

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>>37384115
delet that immediately you roastie bitch

>>37384115
>sweet smell of vag
>smells like arm pit

Boy, you sure showed him. He's really missing oooooouuuut. Stay mad roastie.

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>>37383155
I didn't realise this until about 2 years ago
For the first 22 years of my life I was walking around with shit on my vagina. I am massively obese so this is a small issue but it still sickens me to think about.

I remember I used to have 'brown pees'. I assumed it was because I masturbated by putting overheated batteries in my vagina, so my pussy must have been burnt like toast and that got into the pee

Pretty foul but I wash my vagina now lol, I even wipe with mint leaves instead of tissue. Or even basil, if I am trying to find an Italian man to fugggg ;)

>>37384243
>implying you smelled pussy.

face it anon. none of us have. especially someone who said "stay mad roastie"

>>37384387
your nickname is now poovaj

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>>37384387
.........im gay now.

this is an original comment

>>37384387
I was believing you until that last sentence
Good effort anon
>>37383865
>hating titcows
found the faggot

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>girls have periods
>girls are physically inferior
>girls get ugly very fast while men age like wine

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>girls have to stick cotton things up their vagina to collect blood once a month

Honest question

when a girl goes into the swimming pool does her vagina fill with water?

then does the water leak out?

how could it not?

>>37384774
that's what roasties are for you moron, they have to tie their vagina closed with the lips or it fills up

>>37384732
Sorry anon, but it Doesnt matter how you age if youre ugly to begin with.

>>37383769

So what exactly is a yeast infection and how do women get it? Any women want to explain this shit to me? Like, is your pussy literally a open hole 24/7? Like, do you feel air in there? What about when you go into water? Does shit just fall out of it?

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>>37384774
it doesnt fill with water.

>>37384827
they get yeast infections because they masturbate with loaves of bread

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>girls literally grow and harvest naked babies from their vaginas and then keep them as pets
Why is it even legal?

>>37384115

>sweet smell

Pussy doesn't smell "sweet." Pussy at best smells like sexual fluids and at worse smells like a decaying trout.

I'm guessing if you have a vag, it smells like the latter.

>>37384774
No anon, it's like a cavern that shuts when they go swimming due to the water pressure.

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>>37384774
It depends on whether you tighten it. Most women have their muscles down there tightened, and unless they're in water and purposefully relax it, they won't get water in there. It's awful though, it feels weird having it come out.
>>37384827
If we couldn't have air in there, there wouldn't be such thing as queefs. Haven't you ever watched South Park? Yeah, just depends if you're tightening or loosening it, and how loose her vagoo is.
Don't listen to those whining bitches, periods aren't that big a deal. We bitch, we moan, but all it really is is some cramps and bloody inconvenience.

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>>37384887
Smells like nothing, or like blood.
I kind of like the smell, myself, but maybe that's because I'm naturally a bit more clean than other women.

>>37384920
>Don't listen to those whining bitches, periods aren't that big a deal. We bitch, we moan, but all it really is is some cramps and bloody inconvenience.
hoe i get cold sweats, vomit-inducing pain, tremors and diarrhea every month speak for yourself

>>37384920

When you sit down or move around, does your underwear get caught up inside or what?

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>>37384985
Aw, shit dude, seriously? Is it something to do with your diet or health? Fuck, sorry, most women I know exaggerate it but don't have any of that.

>>37384985
tfw no gf in period pains to take care of

>>37385013
Oh, god, I hate it. I ride bikes, so sometimes my labia minora scooches around it's gets sort of caught, it's annoying and painful as fuck.
But underwear doesn't just go up inside us, it can sort of get scrunched around.

>>37385018
Well i only get the diarrhea if i forget to drink water and binge drink (dehydrate myself) which i do fairly often but the other shit happens every month, only the first day though, luckily. The rest of the week is just 5/10 level cramps. I haven't been to the doctor since i was a child so i don't know what the fuck is up desu.

>>37383696
just play with ur ass then same thing faggot

>>37384827
It's not an open hole, it's pretty tiny when not aroused at least for me. Water doesn't come into it. Not air either unless i succ air in with the pussy muscles. Shit does fall out of it like discharge and blood sometimes.

>>37385049

So how young were you when you first went to a gynecologist? Do they really make you get in stirrups and spread you open and shove their hands inside? Pretty crazy stuff.

>>37385105
>discharge

Alright so if you don't take a shower do you stink and build up liquid there? And do women make smegma? Speaking of, women have to clean inside right? If you don't, does it get swampy inside? What exactly do women have to do to maintain a pussy anyway? For hygiene sake.

Guys just have to pull down the foreskin and wash the tip of the dick and you're good to go.

>>37385059
>Well i only get the diarrhea if i forget to drink water and binge drink (dehydrate myself) which i do fairly often but the other shit happens every month, only the first day though, luckily. The rest of the week is just 5/10 level cramps. I haven't been to the doctor since i was a child so i don't know what the fuck is up desu.

>I am a drunken whore the post

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>>37385144
Yeah, they do. They use metal tools to spread your pussy apart so they can put a finger inside and take samples.

>>37385235
Never had sex but yes i am quite the drunkard.

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the autism in this thread! Jesus Christ robots!

>>37385199
>Alright so if you don't take a shower do you stink and build up liquid there?
discharge goes into the panties. doesn't smell like much, maybe a little sweet and dairy-ish?
>And do women make smegma?
yes, between the pussy folds if left uncleaned
>Speaking of, women have to clean inside right? If you don't, does it get swampy inside?
no, the discharge cleans inside. if you go in the hole with soap and water it fucks the ph-levels.
>What exactly do women have to do to maintain a pussy anyway? For hygiene sake.
clean between the inner pussy folds and you're good to go.

>>37383769
Technically men can get urethral and oral yeast infections, it's just that they have to interacted with an infected vagina.
I think you can even get a yeast infection in your eye.

>>37385243

It's funny to think about and imagine. You'd think they'd come up with a new way to look inside, like using that tube camera for shoving in the ass to look for ass cancer. Or at least use like a dildo with a camera inside and some cloth or a small edge to get juice or whatever.

>>37384829
>it doesnt fill with water.
how could it not?

>>37384774
I'd have to purposefully squat under water and relax my entire abdomen to get water in my cunt and even then I can't see how I'd keep it in while exiting the pool.
There's no tube, it's not constantly open or ringed with cartilage like an esophagus, it's more like a pocket.

>>37385296
>discharge goes into the panties

I'm getting a little nauseous just thinking about this. Can't even imagine every single day of this shit.

>>37385252

I never talk to women and always wondered about some of this stuff. We need more women to explain themselves to us and tell us what it's like behind enemy lines and what women do when men aren't around.

>>37385376
does your nose fill with water when you're underwater? it works like that.

>>37385382
but anon if you had a skin pocket it would most assuredly fill with water when submerged

>>37385420

The ONLY reason my nose does not fill with water is because of the pressure in my lungs pushing out, if I stop that pressure or inhale water rushes into my nose

and if you open your mouth under water it fills with water

a pussy is like an open mouth

>>37385296

>sweet and dairy-ish

no.
no
no
no

Such bullshit. Your cunt stinks bitch, quit lying about it.

>>37385446
the smegma stinks, not the discharge stupid ass.

>>37385444
it doesn't get filled with water though. i don't know the science behind pussy underwater but i know from having a pussy that there isnt water inside it after swimming.

>>37384793
kekololomous

>>37385296
>discharge

Wait, so you can't control what comes out? You just feel wet and know stuff oozed out?

>>37385490
of course i can't control it the vagina lives a life of its own. tiny amounts come out all the time i think so it's not like *splash* discharge.

>>37384827
>So what exactly is a yeast infection and how do women get it?
Like anybody's stomach or mouth the vagina has active bacterial flora in it- mostly to clean and repair itself. This does mean that the vagina is susceptible to infection if the cultures within are exposed excessive moisture, anything dirty like unwashed undergarments or improperly cleaned sex toys, sugary substances being introduced to the vaginal culture (some non-fda-approved flavored condoms will actually be made with corn syrup) or sometimes even an injury to the vaginal area can cause a yeast infection to break out.
So the yeast will explode in population- making the vagina (or any other infected area- it can get into mouths and urethrae) secrete often and this yeasty secretion a really itchy white or yellow paste. So the infected person's gonna have to avoid anything sugary-particularly alcohol. Eating and applying sugarless yogurt is also a good measure to ride out and soothe the infection.

>>37384774
Honest question
When a male goes into the swimming pool does his butthole and colon fill with water?
Then does water leak out?
How could it not?

>>37385444
>a pussy is like an open mouth

I'm glad I'm not with a robot

>>37385554

The butthole is a sphincter just like the mouth and is naturally held closed by the surrounding muscle

the vagina is not a sphincter

>>37385528

That's fucking gross and weird. So does all your underwear have pussy stains?

The only time guys dicks have uncontrollable discharge is when they orgasm and pre-cum. Dick gets covered in sticky pre-cum. It feels like a thin layer of mucus and makes it even easier for the dick to work and then you just shoot out cum when you orgasm. Can't control it so women should understand and accept wherever it shoots out.

I've never had this problem because I'm vegan and animal products are what cause shits to be sloppy and dirty. When you're vegan every wipe is one of those ghost poop wipes.

>>37385424
Everything else kept in the lower abdomen is pressing against the vaginal canal kind of keeping it closed.
It's more like if you balled your hand into a fist and stuck it underwater how your fist wouldn't fill up with water.

>>37385550

Let me get this straight. Fungus can grow inside a pussy and thrive? What about mushrooms? So fucking nasty.

>>37385594
>That's fucking gross and weird. So does all your underwear have pussy stains?
yeah pretty much
>Can't control it so women should understand and accept wherever it shoots out.
you could at least point it away from her. if she didn't wish to be spermed on.

>>37385594
>So does all your underwear have pussy stains?
>tfw the crotches of all of my black underpants get bleached to a weird range color by acidic discharge

>>37385554
>When a male goes into the swimming pool does his butthole and colon fill with water?

It won't if he has his buttplug in.

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>have to give piss sample
>no funnel

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>>37384920
>Don't listen to those whining bitches, periods aren't that big a deal.

Fuck off I'm the same as this anon >37384985 I've fainted several times from blood loss and had severe iron deficiencies. Bitches like you are the reason I had to wait so long for doctors to look into and no one takes me seriously till I bleed all over their car or I pass out from exhaustion. I can't even take bc cause it was interfering with my medicine.

>>37385018
It varies and it usually alternates between better and worse. My symptoms don't get much better but the flow is a lot lighter and it doesn't last as long. I've lost a lot of weight and it's barely helped. I've exercised beforehand and it's not helped at all. Only masturbating helps, if I could orgasm I'm sure that'd be better. Just makes the period go away faster though, and ofc you don't feel like it at the vast majority of the time.

>>37385668
thats gross. wash more often

>>37385550

So if all that happens, can you make beer inside a woman? Maybe I need a gf so I can have a milk and beer machine.

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>>37384387
>I assumed it was because I masturbated by putting overheated batteries in my vagina

>>37385655
You'd be surprised where fungus, bacteria, and parasites can crop up on anybody's body.
But a vagina will always harbor a bacterial culture- it's just that usually it's balanced.

No mushrooms though, I think mushrooms and toadstools have such nutritional requirements that they'd only be sustained on a corpse- not a living body.

>>37385702
It happens daily, especially if you get aroused at all. Vags are so acidic it's like pouring bleach on something. Washing doesn't help much.

>>37385719
>can you make beer inside a woman?
No.
BUT
You could harvest the yeast cultures from a vagina and make beer, sourdough, wine, whatever with it. A bunch of nutso feminists do already make pussy sourdough.

>>37385742
>parasites

Ugh, fucking sick. There are parasites that go in pussies? Is there any way to know or would I get fucked and have it go inside me if I have sex with a girl like that?

>>37385772
>pussy sourdough

So what's the difference other than the source of the yeast? Does it taste like shit?

>>37385743
Bleach is alkaline you dumb roastie

>>37385772
>You could harvest the yeast cultures from a vagina and make beer, sourdough, wine, whatever with it. A bunch of nutso feminists do already make pussy sourdough.

There was no need to tell us this, fuck

>>37385811
>pussy parasites

I'm afraid to google

>>37385628
It doesn't matter what you eat, if you have a medical condition that causes sloppy dirty stool you will still get it even with a vegan diet.

>>37385851
I'm not saying it's literally like bleach. It's like bleach in that unless you immediately remove it it's stained white. Unless you check your panties every 30 minutes it'll be too late.

>>37385841
>So what's the difference other than the source of the yeast? Does it taste like shit?
I've never had the dubious pleasure myself. The baking process would kill any lingering bacteria it would probably have less yeast per amount of ooze collected than just store-bought yeast so it would be less tart and tangy than normal sourdough.

>>37385668
>tfw the crotches of all of my black underpants get bleached to a weird range color by acidic discharge

This never happens to me. Maybe you have a crap diet.

>>37385870
Genital lice for starters.

>>37385628
This is untrue.
There is a lot of potential variation between two diets that are still both vegan.

I am vegan and my shit is often the consistency of warm tar.

>>37385947
I do really love acidic foods admittedly.
But I'd rather buy a new pack of panties every other month instead of cutting out all the pickles, vinegar, lemons, tomatoes, oranges, etc. that I enjoy.

>>37385947
It's genetics, labia shape/size, and how "free" your vag is. Cotton and not wearing panties when you can is best. No thongs or synthetics ever. I've drastically changed my diet several times and never noticed a difference from that alone.

>>37385444
A pussy is not like an open mouth, though
Its literally closed shut until you put something in it, then it expands. Unless the girl had a shit ton of sex, then its loose like a wizard's sleeve.

>>37385958

There was that copy pasta of a femanon that had a fetish for bugs being inside her pussy and she used to masturbate to the thought of it. Then one day she decides to put some inside her and she ended up with rotten garbage inside her pussy and tons of worms and maggots inside her. She passed out on her bed and woke up in a hospital. She went into septic shock or something. She recovered and became infertile because of it.

Hopefully someone has that pasta around. Pretty fucking crazy. Speaking of, what's the weirdest shit you women have done to masturbate?

>>37385996
>how "free" your vag is

is this the girl term for "loose"?

or "blown out"?

>>37385973
>warm tar

Hot

>>37386023
>Speaking of, what's the weirdest shit you women have done to masturbate?
When I was a kid I was trying to figure out how to masturbate and used a long balloon once. I also tried to masturbate by "flossing" ribbons of fabric through my slit.

>>37386064
>When I was a kid I was trying to figure out how to masturbate and used a long balloon once

That's cute

>>37386026
It's a term for not wearing panties dummy.

>>37386091
>free

Of course women have to liken wearing underwear to it being imprisoned. Fucking wannabe victims

>>37383155
Simple solution, wipe with 2 separate pieces, one for shit and one for piss, problem solved.

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>>37386112
It was something I didn't even think about and was trying to word without sounding as autistic as you are. The only one with a victim complex here is you.

>>37386125

I'm a guy and I just take a shower whenever I shit because I want my ass clean. I only shit once every 2 days anyway.

This thread shows how woefully sexually uneducated we are as a society.

>>37386179

Yeah well sex education usually is just dick in vagina and condoms and stds instead of maintenance and bodily care.

I didn't even know my foreskin could retract until I was 19. I pulled it down a little bit and it hurt a little but I got it over the edge. There was a lot of stuck on smegma and it felt absolutely amazing scraping it off. Best my dick ever felt. And then my dick felt truly clean after.

>>37385668
pls post pussy stain panties

Wear pantyliners on your heavy discharge days- usually around when you ovulate

Avoid carbs and sugar during your period-anecdotally, that helps with cramps

Go to the dollar store and get some scented wipes you don't think smell gross

Go to the hippy grocery store and get some acidophilus capsules

>>37386179
yea schools should definitely have sex ed classes for 10 year boys about how pussies stain underwear and leak discharge constantly

This thread is making me rethink the whole sex and gf thing

>>37386179
>went to shitty alternative hippie school
>kept taking grills only sex ed as an elective because I was a lazy piece of shit and could coast through it
>it was a "confidential safe space to talk" so I got to find out which Stacies were taking it up the butt
>got a little bit of anatomy out of it
>plenty of dental dams and condoms to prank people with by covering in mayo and leaving around
>got to have a sleepover at the school while watching "The Vagina Monologues"
7/10 bretty good

>>37384730
>liking titcows
Found the nigger

>>37386286

Makes me realize how easy it is to be hygienic as a guy. Imagine having to pH balance your fucking pussy

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>>37386330
>Found the nigger
>implying they don't go for asses instead

>>37386348
It sure is nice that the worst thing to worry about as a guy is to just make sure you arent growing a unibrow

>>37386348
the only girls who have to ph balance their pussy flora are the stacey whores (this thread is filled with them) that take 20 dicks a day

>>37386366
Actually using douches is the absolute worst thing. It's a jew's dream really. A normal girls buys it to be "normal" then wrecks her vag and keeps buying it to fix it while wrecking it even more.

>>37386392
>using douches is the absolute worst thing.
This. The vagina is self cleansing

>>37386360
Gross, pass. Having oversized utters just makes them look old and gross. You can go ahead and keep the moo cows for yourself.

>>37386414
>The vagina is self cleansing

so all vaginas have their own person mexican maid? fucking spoiled whores

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>>37386428
>makes them look old

Pedo then, that explains it.

>>37386507
those aren't titcows, they are the ideal size

>>37386612
Titcows pretty much just means busty now anon. Unless you mean the pathetic chest on the right.

>tfw want a gf so I can study her and clean her

That's not too weird, is it?

Is it true that the outside of a pussy is just what would have been the skin of balls if she were male? Like, what does the outer skin feel like? I'm trying to imagine it using my balls. Is it ticklish?

I masturbated to cervix porn for years but I don't know what a cervix is. Is it like the inner vag where the baby is formed? Why does it hurt if a dick touches it?

And for guys that have had sex, does a vagina feel good wrapped around you dick? What does it feel like?

>>37386942
It's like the sides of your mouth but a lot less wet.

>>37386942
A cervix is only penetrable by something the size of a needle. Hitting it is painful enough where it's not uncommon for women to pass out depending on how hard.

Not a guy but, stick out your tongue and make it taught press with enough pressure to hurt slightly as far back as you can.That but smoother and with the same pattern as padded walls, smaller though ofc. Feels wrapped around you pretty much like a hand with pressure but not deathgrip. Hot enough to make even a below room temperature object hot when in for literally less than a second. You can squeeze it tighter by "flexing" and do the same to open it for easier penetration.

>Women have folds of skin over their urethra, so they spray urine everywhere when they piss

>>37386112
Where I come from, not wearing underpants is called "freeballing". Pretty much the same thing but for guys desu.

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>>37386901
So the part that would have been a ballsack is the labia minora- it's the part that'll be pinkish, brownish, or even sometime purple in hue. It's very sensitive, it can be ticklish or sexually pleasurable when stimulated which is also similar to the testicle area. That skin's always going to be moist, is less firmly attatched to the flesh so it can slide around- thinner, fills with blood become taut upon arousal.
The labia majora- the lips on the outside are much less sensitive and are basically sensually similar to your inner thighs/taint area. That skin's just like inner thigh skin.

why do all women start speaking like a goddamn doctor when we ask questions about the pussy

>>37387366

> it can be ticklish or sexually pleasurable when stimulated which is also similar to the testicle area

The testicle area isn't really sexually pleasurable...maybe just to a very small degree. Males have pretty much all their erogenous nerve endings in the ridged band and frenulum.

>>37387408
For the same reasons doctors speak that way-to fully articulate our answers so you understand what we're saying.
There's not really any sexy slang that corresponds to the nuts and bolts of twat anatomy.

>>37387408
How is this >>37387061 talking like a doctor?

>>37387366
>>37387440

Also, I think it's the labia majora, not minora, that are homologous to the scrotum.

>>37387440
I'm not personally sexually experienced, but I've read widely varying accounts on how much different men enjoy having their balls interacted with- some even want the whole sack shoved into a mouth and then sucked on, and others can't stand their balls being touched at all, they'll explode into fits of laughter and lose their erection.

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>>37386023
>>37386064

http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html

Enjoy.

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>>37387219
all the roasties lurking in this thread are dying

>>37387603
Oh dear, I'm ashamed..
From the moment she rubbed the maggot slime on her pussy till the moment she mentioned the brown ooze at the end, I was diamonds and resisted the urge to masturbate.

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>>37388323
>resisted the urge to masturbate
I'm ashamed of you too.

>>37387603
It's as if all my tentacle hentai is coming alive.