>excuse me sir, do you work here? I can't seem to find the cucumbers, can you show me where they are?
no sorry i dont work here but i imagine they are with the other produce
>>37381983
Well they're not going to be in the same aisle as the candles, love.
>>37381983
They are in aisle 69 if you know what i mean
Your ass is exposed. I can see it clearly. You bent over and now I can see, and we're in a very public space right here. A grocery store like this may have a few dozen people or more shopping at any one time. Hahaha
>>37382208
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Wanna have lunch together and maybe more?
>>37381983
I would wet my finger and stick it up her ass then i'd go to jail and end up a sex offender.
>>37381983
>no...i dont have a job
>>37382090
lol
made me laugh
Excuse me, maam but did you make the mess in aisle 3?
>>37381983
>implying my cock doesn't burst through my zipper and slide up her milf pussy and impregnate her
>>37382497
she would move right when your cock touched her pussy. you wouldn't get a chance to slide it in, be realistic.
>>37382751
How is anything about this thread realistic anon
>>37382945
I'm a girl
this is something I would do to a hot guy
>>37381983
You should probably check in the produce section, not by the candles, dumbass