Who /Chad/ here but still a KHV because of shit personality ?

>>37378883
Well.... I guess I qualify

>tfw apparently attractive
>soundly retarded when it comes to any degree of romantic interactions with girls
>ruin any chances I ever have
>forever doomed to be given chances that i can't capitalize on

It's like being a zoo animal, and watching the zookeeper bring food to other animals. Sometimes he brings it to you, but you can't get it cuz of the glass and then he leaves. Never able to sate yourself.

Impossible. Chad cannot be a virgin. You are no Chad, just a /fit/ sperglord.

>>37379039
This. Why does every nerd with a six pack and 20/20 vision think they're Chad?

TFW out going, CHAD millionaire but introvert robot living in poverty

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Chad here. Haven't had sex in two months, feel britty depressed. Too lazy to open tinder and idk what to say to my 3 new matches today

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>6'2
>large build
>blonde hair blue eyes
>average face
>doesn't matter because I'm socially autistic
>people don't belive me when I say I'm a virgin and have never had a gf

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>>37379192
>5'8
>Average build
>Brown hair, blue eyes
>6/10 face
>Any girl I a interested in doesn't believe me when I say I have never had a gf

It hurts. The only time I can speak to girls I am interested in is when we are both drunk, otherwise I am too self conscious to even approach them.

>>37378883
>shit personality
Being chad means you have a good personality, so you can't be Chad with a shit personality.

Lifting weights doesnt make you chad

>>37379126

How can you be a millionaire living in poverty?

>>37378883
>Chad
>KHV

nigga what

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>>37378998
You just described my struggle as well Anon
But i may get fewer female attention than you
I would describe myself as:
>6'5
>slender build but i do kendo and go swimming so i look fit
>middle long, brown hair
>blue-greenish eyes
>nice teeth and smile
>kissles handholdles virgin

>>37378883
>because of shit personality
Nah, people say i'm a really nice guy
I gues it's more about my fucked up childhood that caused a severe lack of confidence and self esteem in my mind
I just feel like i don't deserve to be loved
My parents always said i'm entitled to nothing in life
I shouldn't take anything for granted

>>37379745

Can i see a pic? You sound hot

>>37379745
Fucking Norway detected

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>>37379850
Here you go anon

>>37379897
>Fucking Norway detected
Nope, German

>>37379992
babyface

sfsdfsdfsdfsdf

>>37379992
gay/10

You look like a flaming homosexual.

>>37379992
Lmao, do you even lift?

>>37378883
a Chad must have an extroverted, dominating personality, therefore you're not Chad

>>37379992
begone skelly

>>37379992

As i thought, youre super cute. Ignore the jelly fags.

>>37379992
Get a haircut lad
You'll look less gay haha

>>37380325
LOL I remember you from eggman's stream

>>37380357
top kek

what's your stream name

>>37380325
turboslav/10

>>37380325

5-6/10. Just need to pluck a few of those stray eyebrow hairs.

>>37379992
You would make a cute trap desu

>>37380325

reported. go back to /soc/ faggot

>>37379992

Ty for posting 8/10 imo.
Sorry people are assholes.
Keep in mind most of them cant compare so theyre just raging.
You shouldnt be so shy, women are probably intimidated by you

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I didn't expect positive answers anyway

>>37380007
I know that i look younger than my age but that can be fixed very easily

>>37380076
I don't see this as a bad thing
All gay guys i met so far seemed very aware of themselves and good in shape

>>37380137
No, as i said: I only excercise kendo and go swimming once in a while
Also i have a very hard time on gaining weight because of my high metabolism
I need to work a bit on my chest and shoulders though
Nobody's perfect

>>37380197
Better than being a lard ass

>>37380295
Thank you a lot anon
It's really nice to get some appreciaton
I followed some self improvement threads since last fall and i'm only seeing good results
Half a year ago i was way skinnier and had acne
I'm very thankful for the anon who does these threads

>>37380306
Thanks for the advice
But i don't go to the barber frequently because i hate all that small talk shit and i have still some avoidant personality disorder

>>37380406
Thanks
You are not the first anon who suggested this
But i'm feeling fine as i am

>>37380500
Wow
Thank you a lot anon
Don't worry about the other anons
I know how this kind of posts get crossfired
I'm pretty long on this board
Sadly the idea of a girl being intimidated by me is so distant and unrealistic to me that i couldn't believe it
This is just an idea for you how my mind works
Still thank you a lot fo the compliment

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>>37378883
Well i think i look good enough, i have a good salary for my country, trying to be friendly, but too autistic to actualy have friends or gf in a face i haven't tried a single time to build any sort of relationship with anyone. Yet i still feel lonely.

>>37380712
>in fact
fix

>>37380617

I'm >>37380500
As a girl with massive social anxiety i can tell you that i wouldnt be able to maintain eye contact with you in person because I'd get embarrassed for staring.
My childhood was also complicated so I understand what its like to look like a "normie" but be a robot inside.
We have no place to call our own.

>>37379522
Don't Tell them
Say you've had 5 other gfs so you sound valuable
If she seems jealous tell her she shouldn't have asked

>>37379992
You're pretty cute, I think you'd look better if you styled your hair another way.
>>37380793
Iktf. I'm a girl too that looks like a normie but I can't socialize for shit. ;_;

>>37378883
You cannot be Chas if you're a KHV. Chad is an entire package, if you're missing even one thing you're disqualified.

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>>37379992
Bruh you look like the emo indian guy from fall out boy

Me. Not because I have a shit personality. It's because I legit never felt in love hence why I'm a KV.

The only times I've were platonic at best

>>37380876
just shut the fuck up and give me your snapchat, we all know you're here to gain beta orbiters

>>37380793
>>37380876
Where are y'all at lol? I like robot girls better than stacies and normies

>>37380939
I don't have snapchat.
>>37380980
I'm in Europe too. Right next to your country

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>>37380793
>i wouldnt be able to maintain eye contact with you in person because I'd get embarrassed for staring
Wow i would have never thought that a girl would feel this way about me
I can relate so well anon
I behave the same when around a pretty girl

Sad to hear that you also had a rough childhood
My parents divorced very early and i had to take a lot of responsibility

>>37380876
>You're pretty cute, I think you'd look better if you styled your hair another way.
Thank you anon
That's very kind of you
Thanks for the advice about my hair
I'm very lazy about it so i just comb it to the side in the morning
I'm very uncomfortable about stuff in my hair though but i heared wax is nice for styling

>>37380925
I'll definetly get a new haircut anytime soon

>>37381026
Don't trust these guys >>37380939 >>37380980
I'm the real one

>Right next to your country
Cool, nice to hear that
Wanna tell where you are from?

>>37379992
breh, how much for a breeding session with muh oneitus?

>>37381026
I'm not that beta bitch hon lol. I'm monitoring this thread

>Europe

Shit no wonder why you're desperate. You have a discord or something?

>>37381203
I'm french
Looks like most of us had a shitty childhood though. For me it was physical and emotional abuse, as a result I have really low self-esteem too
>>37381363
Why do you feel the need to be so rude?

>>37378883
someone doesn't know what chad means

>>37381406
How am I being rude? Just because I called him beta? Well that's the harsh truth and he'll have to embrace it so he can achieve self acceptance

>>37378883
>tfw you hit the gym for 2 1/2 years
>tfw you gain in confidence
>tfw gets medicine for acne
>tfw you're nearly Chad-tier now
>you read the newspaper every day
>you shower, groom, perfume, dress well every day
>you get rejected by that nice & beautiful girl
>you realize you're just a little shit
>you start seeing your acne and your shit face for what they are
>tfw you realize you have no goal in life
>tfw stop the gym, stops taking care of yourself
>tfw back to step 1

Am I Chad in a rut of a shy nerd who had a Chad period?

>>37381406
>I'm french
Cool
In Germany french girls are seen as very attractive and passionate about love, you know?

>For me it was physical and emotional abuse, as a result I have really low self-esteem too
Sounds very similiar to me
Do you also feel like you don't deserve to be loved?
My parents taught me that i should take nothing for granted but they ended up fucking up my image of romantic affection

>>37381811
Ahah it's true that I'm a hopeless romantic. Every romantic relationship I've been offered all appeared shallow though, hence why I never pursued any of them.

>Do you also feel like you don't deserve to be loved?
Subconsciously, I think. I noticed I tend to push people away when things go too well until they give up, be it platonic or romantic.
But I always feel like I'm not good enough

>>37381227
What the fuck?
Are you a cuck, anon?

>>37379992
nice nips mate

>>37382004
>Every romantic relationship I've been offered all appeared shallow
Hmm, that's not nice but at least you got experience with romantic relationships
I have zero experience which feeds my insecurity

>I noticed I tend to push people away when things go too well
I did this too with platonic affection but siince i found good friends i stopped doing this
I avoid eye and physical contact with pretty girls though because i don't want to molest them
I got bullied in high school a lot

>But I always feel like I'm not good enough
Yup, i can relate very well
It seems that we have very much in common
If you want to share contact information just let me know

>>37382077
Thanks, you are the first one who compliments on them though

>>37382302
>at least you got experience with romantic relationships
Well if rejecting someone counts as experience kek
>because i don't want to molest them
Why do you think you'd molest them? I've never really been bullied, but I was alone a lot.
>If you want to share contact information just let me know
What do you have? I have Discord/kik

>>37382566
>Well if rejecting someone counts as experience kek
I thought it lasted something longer but ok

>Why do you think you'd molest them?
Because the popular girls in high school always said stuff like
"Eww, he looked at me"
"Don't come close, you can sit somewhere else"
This was very depressing for me and i still have this mindset

>I was alone a lot
That's sad
Solitude can be very damaging

Discord is nice
My name is masked_guy96#7096

>>37379992
You look like a fag bro. Bulk up and get a haircut.

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>>37378883
>chad levels of aesthetic
>blonde + blue eyes
>skinny /fit/
>/fa/ as fuck
> most girls i'm forced to interact 'mires hard
but
>dense as all fuck
>don't know how to express self
>has the strange talent to fuck every single oportunity i get
>and the talent to turn any conversation awkward
>TFW could be chad if i wasn't socialy retarded

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i m not chad but i know i m qt yet way too narcissistic for relationship n shit

>be good looking
>work in a a shop that gets busy
>most of the female customers flirt with me
>too much of a pussy to ask for numbers

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>>37382906
Why can i relate so well to this?
Anon our day day will come

>>37383572
Same here
I just don't have the balls to approach girls

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I can qualify for Chad in looks but I can't even get my oneitis to love me.
What do you think, robots?

>>37384635
3
>>37379992
4.5
>>37382914
Sad that this arab looking faggot looks more like a chad than the rest of you faggots

>>37384441
>approach girls
dont even need to, girls will come to me but they wont ask you out, they just smile and stare at you in the eye while playing with their hair. i dont have the balls to ask them out, its always so obvious looking back but in the moment i get unsure if they are just being friendly

>>37384635
>i can qualify for chad in looks
no

Fuuuuck I can relate

>natural long blond hair
>blue eyes
>skinny but still have ass and boobs
>dress nicely
>good looking face
>boys give me attention and are interested in me
>but im really fucking weird
>also adhd
>and worst confidence
>cant even have instagram or facebook
>never had a bf and i'm still a virign

and:
>cannot connect with normies and cannot connect with cyborgs
>cannot connect with anyone

>>37385181
have no guys asked you out?

>>37385257
no guys have asked me out but i have always turned them down because i know i would be really awkward and weird as always

>>37384635
Down syndrome matt barkley

>>37379180
I got 3 matches and 1 message today and Im a virgin from a balkan shithole. Stop braging with your patethic stats

>>37379992
You're actually quite handsome. Do you hate your parents?

>>37385339
girls are allowed to be awkward and weird! guys pretty much dont give a shit.

thats the problem for the guys here, conversational skills. if you say anything weird its game over.

i can use body language and "eye flirt" with girls but it only gets me so far. i've lead a lot of girls on with that and then not asked them out because i fear i'd say something weird or awkward

>>37384936
>its always so obvious looking back but in the moment i get unsure if they are just being friendly
This is the absolute worst

>>37385624
>girls are allowed to be awkward and weird! guys pretty much dont give a shit.
not true, most people care, doesn't matter if it's a girl or a guy

i have heard the ''you are so weird hehe'' too many times

whenever when i'm alone with a person i get really nervous and unable to act normal, i can't be myself and i probably make others uncomfortable

>>37385574
Thank you anon

>Do you hate your parents?
I don't really hate them but i think they could have done better in raising me (and my brother)
I don't wanna be unthankful because they always wanted the best for us but they did harsh errors
Sometimes i have the impression that they don't even think about their influence during my childhood and they actually are surprised about how me and my brother turned out incapable of interaction with girls and general lack of confidence

>>37385824
yup, and then if you do see the same girl again you go straight back into that denial

>>37378883
Today on my way to the gym, I passed a group of 7/10s. As I walked past I overheard one of the girls say, "no matter how much he goes to the gym, he will still be ugly."

Just kill me.

>>37384635
Kek. You look like you can't stand for yourself. It's miles apart from looking like chad.

>>37385849
You're welcome!
Was your father distant or even antagonistic towards you and your brother?

>>37386055

sorry to hear that man, you should kill them, not yourself.

>>37386055
what the fuuuck.....this makes me so mad and im so sorry anon

people can be so mean

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>>37386089
My father is coleric and he shouts a lot even today
I think that's the main reason my brother and me turned out like that
I also can remember that my brother got abused physically
To answer your question:
He was antagonistic towards my brother because he reminds him of himself so he portraits his own struggles on my brother
For me he was rather distant because he had few reasons to shout at me since i was really obedient and always had good grades in school
He wasn't slightly interested in my hobbies or favourite things
But as i grew older i distanced myself from him because i just can't stand his cynic personality for too long

>>37384635
Your face looks too small for your head, you know what I mean?
You dont look bad tho

>>37386298
Can relate. Let me guess, mother overprotective and strict too?

i spend too much time in the mirror and not enough time talking to girls

>>37381203
>>37379992
>chinlet thinks he's a chad

>>37386409
Yes, me and my brother will always be there little babies
She was even stricter with my brother so he ended up pushing the boundaries and becoming rebellious

>GIRL SMILES AT ME
>GO HOME AND FAP TO THE MEMORY
STORY OF MY LIFE

>>37386561
>Yes, me and my brother will always be there little babies

It is sad aknowledging that kids can be used as emotional commodities isn't it?

I realise that the only way to distance yourself from your parents emotionally is to always think that you don't owe them anything and your personal desires, thoughts, opinions, feelings should come first. Considering all that i'm still a total sperg with women while i have imporved on other issues.

>>37378883
/r9k/ shares pretty much the same mindset than Elliot. Like Elliot they think that Girls just come to you and approach you if you are good looking. Problem is: that is a one in 100 situation, the most approaching thing a female does is autistic staring, so it is believable that you are good looking and a virgin.

>>37379992
get a short haircut. number 5 or 3 will do.

your smile & face in general lack masculinity. watch some clint eastwood and brad pitt movies, try to copy their mimicks.
also start lifting for gods sake

>>37381363
> I hear you're a girl, how about you invite me to discord so we can talk in private.

>>37378883
Literally nobody ITT is /"""Chad"""/.

>>37379992
You look like a small pussy faggot.

In what way is this Chad?