What's the best way to get an average looking cowtits gf?

>>37377451
Be there early. She will have many guys around her who are trying to get to those.

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>big tits
>broad hips
>small feet
>not obese
>7+/10 face
>>>>>>>>average

>>37377451
>that girl
>average

She is 8/10 at least you don't stand a chance. She is looking for chad.

her tits on a not fat body make her a 7

>>37377509
/thread

but that is a 10 desu

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>>37377451
visit a farm

>>37377505
>>37377509
>>37377535
If he said she was hot, you'd all say she was a beast, you fucking white knight contrarians.

>>37377451
HHHHNNNNNGGGHHHHH SAUCE OP SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE!!!

>>37377565
You mixed up shitposting and whiteknighting, anon.

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>>37377620
Pretty easy to find. Good luck!

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>>37377670
Why do anons do this, just provide the fucking sauce. It's common courtesy you dimwit.

>inb4 lazy

GIVE THE GOD DAMN SAUCE DAMN IT! KUSSSSOOOOOO!!!

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>>37377451
1. Get them while they're young and have lower standards
2. Have titties as your only dating standard (ignore personality completely)
3. Put enough effort into your looks to be somewhat attractive
4. Tolerate her to be slightly overweight

She's probably not going to be a great GF in the long run, but at least you'll have your cowtits.

>>37377489
this
>>37377505
and this tbqh famm

Daily Reminder that the average 7" cock can't satisfy an ass that big

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>>37377738
What are you going to do with the sauce? I mean, why would you need it so badly?

>>37377738
Maybe they're trying to teach you the common functions of the fuckin internet.

Hit the fuckin google button and image search the picture

the sauce is right there, it easier and quicker than making a post and asking for it.

>>37377972
I'm going to masturbate to it, what else you faggot?
>>37378006
It's common courtesy though

>>37377451
She has the face of a dogfucker.

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>>37378121
Well, I'm not going to help you masturbate, you homo.
Stop asking other men to help you masturbate. We don't need that gay shit here.

Jesus, this bitch is so fucking ugly.

>>37378207
>Faggotfying something straight I said in the most gayest way possible
>calling anyone else gay
Fuck you I'll find it myself, I don't need the help of faggots

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>>37378759
Did you find her?