Hello robot dudes I am in Korea. AMA

Have you eaten any poo bread and drank any poo wine yet?

>>37375862
Have you been laid there yet? I actually lost my virginity to a Korean girl (not in Korea though).

>>37375862
Why are koreans such subhumans? 1905 best year of my life! We should never have given those fucks back their freedom.

>>37375896
What's up, Shinji?

>>37375892
Not yet, I don't know the language and live in an area without many good english speakers. Asian girls don't really kadoodle my noodle anyway if ya catch my drift

>>37375942
>Asian girls don't really kadoodle my noodle anyway if ya catch my drift

They will sooner or later, in an Asian country. Belive me, friend. When I lived in Japan, I started to really get into Asian girls, especially since the top 20% or so of the cuties are way better looking than the average Western expat that you may come across.

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>>37375906
Fuck off you korean cunt yuo will burn in hell

How's the waifu game? How many blacks have you seen?

>>37375973
nihonjin nanda kedo

>>37375862
How many of them look like kpop stars

>>37375982
I've only seen blacks on tinder
>>37375992
At least 100

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Hyper wars never forget.

I really want to teach English in Korea as part of EPIK.

How are you finding day to day life? Getting around on trains/buses without knowing the language? It's my biggest fear for not applying yet

>>37376006
Are you gonna try out the totally rad plastic surgery there? I heard it's the bombu.comu

>>37376026
I visited some of the ancient battlegrounds last month. The Undying Javelin is even bigger than it looks in pictures
>>37376032
Don't do it, if you want to teach english in Asia do it in Japan. It's way more beautiful and interesting

>>37376178
EPIK was a backup anyway. My main goal is to go with JET and teach English in Japan.

My question still stands though: How do you actually get around and do your day to do day shit without knowing the language?

>>37376200
>without knowing the language?

I'll never understand how anyone would go abroad without at least a rudimentary grasp of the local language. Is that something that only monglottal brainlets do?

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>>37375862
tfw when also in korea its almost 10pm

>>37375973
>yuo

A living, breathing polandball character

Stay classy Nippon Man

>>37376251
Korean English schools don't want people who know Korean because they operate on total immersion or something stupid like that. It is actually a detriment when you apply.

I don't know why anyone would do this, though. The pay isn't great and you'll be disrespected by everyone because it's obvious you're only there to satisfy yellow fever.

>>37376309
They are probably afraid of humiliating the Korean English teachers, in case the foreigner were able to explain grammar better than the trained school teachers, I dunno.

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Why do Korean boys massage eachothers asses?

>>37376309
>because it's obvious you're only there to satisfy yellow fever

This is probably only an issue if you're a fucking weirdo about it

Lel. Just tell them off for being members of r/Asianmasculinity if they give you funny looks for your yellow fever.

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>>37376431
Doubt any Asians in Asia have such a complex about their racial identity, m8. I personally don't give a shit because I'm an outcast and society in general doesn't concern me.

t. gook

>>37376376
Korea produces some of the finest asses.

>>37376484

Not him but I was literally told "Please don't steal our women" by Asian guys, when I lived abroad.

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>>37376534
Why? Is it something in the food?

>>37375862
Ever seen or met a black guy? Also, how do you guys react to seeing a black guy in your country?

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>>37376570
They must be really insecure or just plain undesirable then. Their opinion hardly matters. They'd say the same for any local Chang, honestly.

>>37376671
>plain undesirable

Yes, I know. My Asian friends that were popular among the girls never even alluded to anything like that. On the contrary, they were happy for me if I managed to get a date etc.

>>37376570

Are you white? Doubt they'd tell a black guy that.

>>37376636
All asians are superior to whites but we specialize in certain areas and segregated ourselves by country to facilitate pure bloodlines to preserve and improve upon these traits. Koreans got asses and plastic surgery.

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>>37376694
I'd be happy for any couple who are both attractive and well off. Just don't let the uggos pollute the gene pool and everything's just peachy. I see quite a lot of perfectly normal white guys here who are stupid enough to get with the uggos when they could have someone else better. I don't know what kind of Jewry they've fallen prey to to find them attractive.

>>37375896
Fuck off Takeshi

>>37375862
I am also in Korea for my sister's wedding. She married a Korean dude this last weekend. It's fun being taller than everyone and Korean girls are cute as shit

>>37376659
Depends but racism here is different than the states.
Here its just KNOWN you're an inferior specimen of human and this fact need not be said, talked about, or even told to you. They won't tell you to get out of their shop but they'll quietly dislike your presence. The most you'll ever notice is curt service, the fact no family will ever let you marry in, and the justice system will be stricter with you.

Guys, im thinking about studying japanese to become an english/french teacher
Should i do it?

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>>37375862
So when are you defecting over the DMZ? Do it.