You can either eat the pizza or you can eat the ass. Which do

Ass because I'm a degenerate

>>37371150
Eat the pizza while mounting the ass

no-brainer, really

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>>37371150
eat pizza slowly and wait for the fart

>>37371150
pizza because i'm hungry and asses are gay

>>37371150
I'd eat the pizza and play with her thighs.

The pizza.

I don't really like pizza but eating ass is gross.

>>37371150
I'd stick my head between those asscheeks and lick away sniffing her ass

pizza, because the grease is part of the pizza and there's some grease on her ass cheek so I'll lick it off

>>37371150
Pizza because it actually tastes good, is filling, doesn't get boring, you don't regret doing it immediately after you start, and if you find you don't like it you can just stop without it being awkward or making someone feel bad.

I really want both but I guess she can eat the pizza while I lick her butt hole

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>watching a run of the mill porn
>suddenly ass licking comes into as if this is a thing I'd ever want to do

cum on the pizza and feed it to her

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>>37371150
pizza since I haven't had a slice in a while. plus it's been on her ass so win win

Neither. Both are very unsanitary.

I'll just take that beer, thanks

>>37371209
>suddenly ass licking comes into as if this is a thing I'd ever want to do
if you aren't gay you should want to eat a thicc woman's ass

Roll up the pizza and feed it into her ass, proceed to eat it out as best I can.

>>37371245
If anything a gay would be accustomed to the idea of eating from poo pipes.

ass pizza sounds worse than something dug up out of a dumpster that's been sitting in with rotting trash for who knows how long. if someone throws that kind of ass pizza on there ass they probably got a nasty ass. im honestly not even sure which is the lesser of two evils here.

>>37371338
This originsckdisos

>>37371150
ass, i never ate ass before

>>37371456
It's really not bad or gross unless it's like a fat girl that doesn't wipe good.

>>37371150
There's fucking pepperoni on the fucking pizza you fucking piece of shit!

>>37371150
trick question, steal the pizza she is about to take a bite out of, shove the pizza in her ass, and walk out of the room with the pepsi

did I get it right?

>>37371150
Neither
Eating ass is gross, and I don't want to eat pizza that has been on some random skank's tush