((((notyoueverthough))))))

>two people worlds apart that never run out of things to talk about

)))asif(((

>>37369777
thats kinda me and my gf, tho she turned me into a normie over the years a bit something like a cyborg i suppose

>>37371339
listen mate, having a girlfriend at all makes you a normalfag. there is no 'cyborg', you're just a normalfag.

>>37371369
you will learn one day, i used to think that too some years back when i browsed r9k constantly

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>>37371390
Don't talk down to me you little shit, you're just fucking wrong.

>tfw no gf who doesn't mind my faggy quasi-goth fashion sense

>>37369777
i hate this stupid normie meme, it got like thousands of hearts/likes on FakeBook

>>37371618
You're the one who uses faceberg, fagboy.

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>>37371579
You never know, anon, you never know....
mycommentisoriginalfucktherobot

>>37371930
But we do know anon, such women are only for gothchad

>>37371390
If you're able to get a gf you're a normalfag. Unless she's a hamplanet or has some kind of internet/gamer/anime culture onto it but you said she's normie. You have a normie gf and are just a cyborg? Lol no.
>r9k semantics
Is this how low I've fallen

>>37369777
checked
what's the sauce for this image? it looks like a music video or something

>>37372013
You guys call everyone Chad, though. Being completely honest, disregarding your tendency to either talk up the way you look or be a low self esteem bitchboy, because on this website it's always either or, how attractive are you? What makes someone a Chad? What kind of girl are you even looking for? You're never gonna get anywhere with a loser's attitude.

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>>37372162
>responding seriously to flippant remarks
m8 I'm sure it was a joke

>>37372214
<costanza-ing my autism
ok I understand now anon

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>>37372013
>gothchad
I prefer to call him Vlad. I want this to catch on pls

>>37372162
I was joking about the Chad thing but really I'm below average looking so I certainly don't expect much.

>>37372162
>You're never gonna get anywhere with a loser's attitude.
how do i get an attitude that girls will find attractive?

>>37372388
b urself (but don't forget to not b ugly or poor while b-ing urself)

>>37372378
This topic isn't going to come up enough for it to catch on.

>>37372443
>b urself
but no one likes me when im myself, normies don't like my edgyness, i have to pretend im nice for them to like me, but this doesn't work either because im boring now

>>37372443
>>37372388
also take a shower

>>37372468
No, no, when I see b urself I mean b a charismatic and less autistic urself who doesn't have any icky hobbies and get a haircut and some nice clothes

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>>37372388
Sense of humour, don't be jealous or have rage, have some degree of confidence, you don't have to become super chad and change yourself completely but if you can laugh at yourself and know that you're the shit, people will like that. You can still be self deprecating but when it gets scary or overdone, you are really just coping and need therapy. Don't view women as "women" just go out and meet people and build up your social skills slowly, the reason our minds end up thinking so divergently is because the part of our brain that gets stimulated by socialising and the skills and functions and lessons you learn by having friends in your teen years is underdeveloped. I don't know if that's personally what's wrong with you, but it seems like a lot of the people on this website would benefit by having at least one more friend than they currently do. I'm not judging though, I haven't made a new friend in years. Oh yeah, more traits, um be somewhat healthy, mentally and physically, be good at something, even if it's just skateboarding or your job or making paper origami fighter planes. Bitches love it when you make them fighter planes. Also, be sweet and loving for no reason, don't be afraid to be cheesy or goofy, and don't be too depressing and don't let your crazy take over your personality. I know that from experience. Smell nice, be on time, don't insult people for no reason, and be open and honest. Whatever type of person you attract is going to notice you eventually and if you're even just a little more advanced than you are now, it won't hurt to do it.

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OP gets to me.

>be poorfag
>start of year
>get really close to a 8/10 posh girl
>horse riding and fiat 500 posh
>spend a lot of time watching movies together and just chilling
>I know we're not together so I stay distant
>fast forward 2 months
>at a club drunk she announces that she used to have feelings but were better off friends
>don't talk to her after this
>shrug it off best I can
>inside I'm upset as fuck but just try to use the fact someone good-looking possibly had feelings for me

The worst part is that it's happened twice after that this year, but they're slightly longer stories.

I'm just fed up of being lonely but I guess it's better than trying constantly and getting your heart broken

>>37372597
>do all this
>still no gf
wtf normalfag it didn't work

>>37372597
Anon, you dont really know what you're talking about and the fact that you're pretending to while giving out the most trite advice possible is absurdly arrogant.

>>37372705
>being in your 20s worrying about not finding """"the one""""
the media has lied to you, they have to make every romance THIS BIG AMAZING SPECTACULAR THING and build it up to if you're not dating the person you must spend the rest of your life with, you fucked up. Back in the day, when your grandpa was pulling bitches, they went on dates to guage whether they liked her first and gave people a chance because they survived the war and had to repopulate, they didn't have any choice but to pick one eventually. A date back then was just liking someone and doing something, or going steady for a few months, these days it's this grand gesture where you have to plan the rest of your life out with them or else you hate them and you have to give up everything that makes you you because they don't like it.Girlfriends don't just come on plates, you're either not trying hard enough or you drive women away somehow. Which is it, anon?

>>37372742
Then you tell me what is the answer, bro, because clearly you seem to know. Don't be in denial. People's problems are so simple, but we can't handle it because there's always some "unknown force" out there meant to hold us down, right? We don't even know what it is but it's evil and scary and big and we can't fight it. So yeah, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but I do know that each person makes his own and we need to just accept that the world sucks but it also doesn't. No one wants to date some emo little bitch who throws a tantrum just because a stacy rejected them. Why do you guys even try to go for stacy's anyway?

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>>37372788
That was a pretty long tangent about nothing. I already know why I don't have a girlfriend.
>quite ugly
>no charisma and personality isn't sufficiently malleable to change that
>not desperate enough for 2/10 looking fat girls

>>37372895
Yeah I didn't wanna admit that to you either, ugly people never wanna settle with ugly people. The good thing is, though, there are some attractive people who are into ugly people though so you just need to keep working on yourself and become someone you would want to date. You don't need to be perfect but you need to grow up and take some responsibility.

>>37372830
Never said that i knew the answers; just that you obviously didn't. Nothing you've said is of any value to anybody. You just want to feel like you've twigged it but you haven't given that taking your advice is literally a meme.

>>37372597
Thanks for the advice

I don't know it's easier said than done, when I'm surrounded by taller outgoing Chads who easily make all the girls laugh my confidence just sinks

Women don't even want to talk to me , they don't even want me as a friend

>>37371533
But you're so far below everyone else that they can't help but talk down to you

>>37369777
I'm a metalhead degenerate and I got myself a semi-normie qt that now browses /r9k/ because of me.
Don't lose hope boys. I didn't even have to pretend I'm a decent human being.

>>37372922
There's nothing for me to 'work on' dude, I'm about as good as I'll ever be. I'm getting old now and simply losing interest because nothing has happened. It is the way it is, some of us just don't have any luck in the end.

>>37369777
wow interesting image, what a pair of freaks. why do i gawk at freaks sometimes? so weird.

>>37372979
There are other people out there the same way, they still live a good quality of life, some of them become comedians or doctors or actors. Being ugly doesn't have to hold you back. There are still ugly dudes who pull bitches. It's only just being in the right place at the right time and convincing them you're fuckworthy. There are decent looking people out there crippled by fear of meeting people and they don't get laid, it's not their looks that is holding them back. I'm not saying this is your case, but getting laid and getting a girlfriend isn't everything. You probably just need to meet a cute non judgemental woman with a kind heart who likes ugly dudes, and has a personality to match yours. I know, your thinking is skewed, but there are still good people out there who won't see you as ugly, but will just see who you are. You don't want to associate with shallow or mean people, anyway, so let them weed themselves out

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>>37373084
It's bad enough that you come here despite not being a robot but you felt you had to invite your bitch too? Why are you acting like it's a positive that you're bringing more normalfags to further encroach on one of the few corners of the internet us robots still have left? What's wrong with you?

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>>37369777
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Spingo Borbingo))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>37373146
Do you have these saved and just copy-paste them? The fuck does your post have to do with what I wrote?

>>37373220
He's not giving you advice, he's just typing out his manifesto because he thinks he has it all figured out and needs a sounding board. Ignore him.

>>37372597
It doesn't matter what you tell these losers, they want to wallow in their own self-pity instead of actually changing their lives for the better. Maybe 1 in 100 might make an effort, but the rest will try to tear him down like crabs in a bucket.
It doesn't matter if you were a shut-in NEET who didn't leave his house for years, if you can even speak to people(after years of practice and failing), then you're chad to them. I've stopped trying to help and I just come here to laugh now.

>>37369777
fuck you op and your triple digits. why do you mock us? what does it do for you, honestly?

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>>37373284
Did you come here thinking it was an advice board? You know it's considered common courtesy to lurk and get a sense of a community before posting, right?

>>37373326
nice shitpost friendo
origami pasta

>>37373326
>if you don't say exactly what I want to say and coddle me, I don't want you around
every butthurt robot ever

>>37372074
>even talking to a normalfag
Now you are one too XD

>>37373355
I think you misunderstood. Why were you trying to 'help'? This isn't a self-help board, it's a cesspool and this aspect is deliberately played up by everybody here. Nobody who posts here has any interest in listening to each other about anything, it's just a time waster. Seriously man, lurk before posting on boards it'll save you an awful lot of frustration.

>>37373355
pretty sure he's just shitposting but the funny thing is I've been here since this board was fucking made. I've been on 4chan for almost a decade now, I used to be an autistic NEET who didn't leave my house for months at a time and took absolutely no care of myself at all.
But nah, because I can actually go out, socialize and talk to women now I'm a turbochad who's always had life on easy mode and any advice I give couldn't possibly help such a fucked up individual like them, boo hoo they're so DAMAGED and alone

>>37373402
I like normans trying to help

it almost makes me cry that they care

>>37373425
Well you're tall so you've always had it made for you

>>37373425
How do you spend almost a decade on 4chan and have so little understanding of what's actually happening?

>>37373469
Don't forget being white, tall white guys literally can't be robots :^)

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>>37373492
You know there's people who come here to shitpost, and then there's a lot of people who open threads like these thinking they're serious, right?

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>>37373561
people may act serious, but nobody here is genuine even telling the truth

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>>37373163
I think that's your last worry, man.
Depressed lonely autists that fill the board with >tfw no gf and attention seeking roasties are the ones that turn everything to shit.
I'll bet you're one of the butthurt fags too. This hole is already filled with normies, you'll have to find another secret club to dangle your special snowflake badge around.

>>37373871
>attention seeking roasties
literally all women who come here

>>37372378
It's a good idea. If we can have Chang Thunderwang we can have Vlad. Don't worry, I will perpetuate it given the chance.

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my advice is to look the best you can and develop delusions of grandeur, until they come true. for example I am emulating Tony Soprano until I AM the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots

>>37371390
Leave quietly, normie.

>>37369777
>tfw too middle of the road and bland to be that different from anyone.

I'm a fucking beige ham sandwich

>no normie vineyard Vines gf that doesn't mind being seen in public with my "yeah I'm into fashion" Ann D, Rick owens, and black painted nails ass

>>37372663
This happened to me before and I actually liked her but I have such low self esteem that I refuse to get too close to people god I hate it, why can't girls make the first move if they know a guy won't, how TF am I supposed to know, I'd rather be alone forever than get rejected once

>>37375443
>being into fashion

>>37377215
>Having hobbies other than anime and Vidya and any other kind of media