Am I wrong to want a crazy gf? We can be crazy together.

You're wrong to want a gf.

>>37369510
imagine those eyes looking up at you as she sucks your cock.

bet she would swallow everything I give her.

>>37369510
I want a clingy and possibly crazy gf desu

Liar. Nobody wants a crazy girl. You would just get bored and abandon her when it stopped being fun. I hope you get hit by a bus, you liar.

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>>37369510
You'll get tired of it eventually and she'll destroy all your possessions and probably try to kill you.

>>37369582
It's never fun but at least I can relate better to people that are mentally ill and I enjoy having a purpose.

>>37369510
The only reason these bitches act crazy, is because the Chad/normie they're trying to talk to doesn't give them the attention they demand. Mostly because they have fulfilling, active, happy lives. They fuck em and kinda string me along. The notion that these 'crazy' girls would act this way to a robot is preposterous. As soon as you give girls like this the attention they demand, it in turn turns them off completely.

>>37369582
Please be my crazy gf. I need someone who is very into me

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>>37369640
>They fuck em and kinda string me along
>me

>>37369582
if by some miracle I get a crazy gf, I will wife' her and proceed to knock her up.
I ain't leaving, she aint leaving.

>>37369813
>inb4 dead fetus

>>37369510
i want to pop her zits!

pop!

>>37369830
shit, she wouldn't kill the lil fetus would she?

>>37369715
I knew that typo would negate everything I was trying to say. Fuck autocorrect

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>>37369851
I dunno, you're the one who wants a crazy bitch.

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>>37369888
>I knew that typo would negate everything I was trying to say
Indeed.

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protip: they are ALL crazy and some are just better at hiding it than others. The more time you spend with a person, the more crazy bullshit they reveal about themselves.

also, if you expose a typical woman to a robot over time, your lack of emotion short circuits their craziness until an inevitable explosion of crazy.

>>37369640
does not know what he is talking about. women fetish a whole wide range of men. "nerds", cucks, neets, angry manchildren, edgy /b/tards, neonazis, etc. it happens.

look at the range of strange specific fetishized 'ideal' women pined for here on /r9k/, people are weird as fuck with their specific desires.

>>37369900
that is too cray for me....

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>>37369929
Then you don't want a crazy gf.

>>37369926
>men are weird as fuck with their specific desires
ftfy

>>37369900
so that's why there are so many retarded niglet babies

>>37369582
She'd leave me before I left her, its happened with other BPD\ASPD\Schizo girls I've met

>>37369978
No, that's a natural phenomenon. The webm actually shows that there's one less retarded nigglet in the world.

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>>37369510
>tfw no gf who bosses me around
>pins me down when she wants sex
>hits me during sex
>selfish about herself getting off

>>37369998
It sounds like you're looking for a bf.

>>37369948
a crazy gf wouldn't hurt her child thou...

>>37370137
What makes you think you know what goes on inside a crazy woman's head? It's actually somewhat common for women to try to kill their children during their postpartum depression. And that's women who aren't already crazy.

>>37370047
but with a vagina and feminine looks

>>37370205
So a post op tranny?

>>37370177
well ya, postpartum depression is real, but infanticide is not common even among the cray

>>37370137
literally what could possibly give you that impression?

>>37370266
xx chromosomes are required too, if we're talking long term relationship

>>37370278
That's because these days there's people that look out for that shit and stop the bitches from killing their kids because they know its bound to happen.

>>37370295
Now you're just looking for a magic genie at this point.

>>37370295
>wants a straight biological female
>wants to be the female in the relationship
lmfao what a genetic failure

>>37370316
i would be a genetic failure if i wanted a biological male actually

>>37370341
You basically do; you're just in denial about it

>>37370370
i guess i'd fuck you if you're cute enough, but i want a long term relationship with women only

>>37370409
>i guess i'd fuck you
This is a weak comeback. You've just finished admitting you want to be fucked like a female. Sad cunt

>>37370427
hey there's plenty of guys out there for you, don't feel rejected, k?

>>37369510
op pic is a burden to deal with (watch Milk if you want to see what it actually is)

somewhat crazy can be ideal for certain males. I'm somewhat unstable myself so a mentally unstable girlfriend would be ideal in terms of living conditions

>>37370539
>watch Milk if you want to see what it actually is
What does that faggot have to do with crazy gfs?

>>37370465
Do you have down syndrome too? Not everyone is a closeted fag. Stop projecting

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>>37369510
" You've been muted, because your comment wasn't original. "

>>37369622
>filename
Yuck

>>37370634
he has a crazy boyfriend who commits suicide because he isn't getting enough attention

it's easier to see why very negative traits are hard to deal with on a regular basis if the person who exhibits these traits is the same gender since there is no gender bias/sexual interest (assuming you aren't gay)

>>37371085
>who commits suicide because he isn't getting enough attention
That just sounds like the average homosexual. Completely unrelated to OP's premise.

>>37369510
The only genuinely crazy girls are drug addicts in their 50s with severe bipolar or schizophrenia and multiple STDs and probably some kids.

The rest are just normal girls who think they're special.

I think what you actually want is a normal girl who thinks she's special

>>37369510
Yes. You wouldn't really like me, you're just a crazy fetishist.

>>37371956
no, I want a moderately mentally ill 20-30 year old so we can do things that normies don't understand together until one of us dies

normies and cyborgs don't understand that we really want someone like us to date, so difficult for them

>>37372175
>You wouldn't really like me, you're just a crazy fetishist.
So what? What's the difference?

>>37370047
Fuckin wrekt so hard m8 omg. Get it boiiii. Origenalo

>>37372261
You just fetishise it and probably have naive ideas of mental illness.

>>37372320
I don't see why any of that is a problem.

>>37372175
Not OP
To be fair I'm not a crazy fetishist. I actually really like people who aren't part of the norm because they're typically the more interesting and fun people to talk to and do things with.

>>37372477
It's very stupid and what's even more stupid is if you don't understand why.
>>37372524
Me too, I really sympathise with other people who are mentally ill, especially. But I'm hesitant around people who go out of their way to talk to "crazy girls" because for everyone with a healthier reason like yours, there'll be 10 people who do not have good intentions.

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The look on this girl's face pisses me off for some reason

>>37372585
I know what you mean.
Sadly a lot of people abuse them, treat them like shit, ect.
No one is really trustworthy now-a-days.
I'll talk to everyone as long as they can give me things that'll allow me to keep the conversation alive.
Can't stand small replies that leave nothing for me to keep it up

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>>37372651
>tfw no crazy gf to abuse

>>37372651
I'm not so afraid of abuse or being treated badly since I don't let that happen to myself, but I don't like wasting my time and I don't like ingenuine people, which are the sort that tend to try to contactfag girls and post a lot in threads like this. And yeah, it sucks when people can't hold a conversation.

>>37372739
I see those guys everywhere.
Then there's the orbiters, the guys just wanting a gf, wanting to lose their virginity, and shit like that.
Like I said, not a lot of trustworthy people.
I can see why you're cautious.
Like I said, not a lot of trustworthy people.

>>37372807
I didn't delete the bottom sentence when I put it above the cautious sentence.
Might as well neck myself on the spot

>>37372807
Yeah, exactly.
>>37372820
Don't overthink things, it just looks like you made a mistake. Stuff like that happens to everyone, it's no big deal. I do that same sort of thing all the time.

>>37372873
I wasn't being serious about necking myself.
I joke around a lot so don't worry about it.

See you around /r9k/, anon!

>>37369510
When I was deeply lonely and sad, i somehow managed to get a gf, everyone told me to stay the fuck way from her, i didn't listen
being to polite to waitresses for instance caused huge fights, when I talked to my sister on the phone, I ended with i love you kitty (her nickname), which also caused huge fights,
the event that woke me up that this isn't healthy was the one time i said to her that i couldn't see her the next day because i had to prepare a presentation for uni.
the next day she calls me that she got badly beaten by thugs, when i get there she's completely fine, she just couldn't wait any longer, in the beginning i tolerated it because having a gf is all you I ever wanted, but with time, when my self steem builded up, when your social skills builded up, you realize you're better than this and you just want to move on but can't
she was the real crazy kind, she has been in prison for assaulting people with knives it seems she got better when i met her, but the spirit was still there, the relationship extended way beyond the the time i wanted, luckily i was an exchange student in the US, so i just had to wait a few months more to go back to Germany, I never really break up with her, I just disappeared and never spoke to her again.

>>37372917
>Don't want to talk to ingeuine people
>Says this to anon

>>37373060
That's what you get for being polite to waitresses. They're servants, not friends. You really shouldn't be talking to your sister much, especially not in that way. The beaten up thing is annoying, but tolerable. Overall, it sounds like you had a pretty good deal going on and you were a dick for just leaving like that.

>>37373108
I just didn't want to come off as a contactfag wym

>>37373120
Shut the fuck up and eat my roast.

>>37373145
I haven't had roast in months.
What will it be cooked with?

>>37373113
how beta can you be faggot? i'm polite to everyone, also she's my sister, i'm supposed to be cold with my own family because of some crazy bitch i met not long ago??
also, she already had a past of violence with knives, how long would it take for her to snap and stab me or someone else? i didn't want to find out.

>>37373108
>>37373145
I guess >>37372917 does look a little genuine, but I just thought it sounded like he was a little embarrassed or liked self-deprecating humour and thought he seemed nice. There's different kinds of ingenuity and deception not all of which are necessarily malicious. But I wasn't really sure what to say so I left it there.

>>37373113
>That's what you get for being polite to waitresses. They're servants, not friends.
Are you an idiot? They're people too

>>37373185
Germans are a bunch of pussies ever since Hitler died.
>>37373195
People being paid to perform a service.

>>37373193
Thanks for calling me that.
I try to be!


>>37373202
And? I didn't know they were taking away their humanity from them because they're a servant...

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iktf op
>you will neber have a slightly crazy obsessed gf
>she will never make low-key threats to murder your entire family if you break up with her
>she will never cook you food and you will eat it without hesitation and say its delicious even though its disgusting
>she will never sew cute clothes that are actually attached so you have to wear them together
>she will never have emotional breakdowns so you have to calm her by hugging her and telling her everything will be okay
>you will never cuddle with her in bed and tell her you love her and will be with her forever

why live
why this

>>37373334
I'm not saying you have to or should be a dick to them, you simply don't need to do all the societal pleasantries. They're there to perform a service and you are there to receive service.

>>37373202
look at it this way
when you're a homeless guy that barely gets any food, leftfovers are great! but then with time you get your shit together, you get a job and financial stability, do you think this guy will continue to eat leftovers? he's better than that now, she won't settle for anything less than a full delicious meal, that's what i did, i moved on to better things.

>>37373383
You're a dick for considering her to simply be scraps you had to eat for survival's sake.

>>37373360
And if I want to I will be polite to them.
They took the job of sending food the table so I might as well be polite to them.
They don't have to do it but they choose to do it so might as well thank them.

>>37373343
>tfw no gf to "secretly" put her period blood in the food she cooks, and you still eat it even though you know she does it

>>37373401
No one chooses to be a waiter, it's a job you do to get by in life. You obviously shouldn't be polite to them in front of your gf.

>>37373419
I'm not the anon that had the gf.
They could've chosen other jobs but they didn't so of course they chose to be that waiter for that restaurant

>>37373440
You clearly don't understand the job market. People who apply to be waiters apply for all kinds of shitty jobs and simply accept the one that hires them.

I'd be okay with a gf who has anxiety or depression.

I'd be okay with some of the less sever personality disorders if she was self-aware enough to know when she is being irrational.

>>37373467
Wow that's cool how that works!!!
They're humans.
Just because of the job doesn't mean they don't deserve to be thanked and be formal towards.

>>37373394
in the beginning i actually loved her
i had plans to maybe take her to germany with me
but with time i thought to myself, is this what i really want?
we are in the early stages of this relationship and it's already fights 24/7, much much more than a normal couple
this girl has a past of violence with knives
is this the girl that i want to be the mother of my children?
there isn't love strong enough to endure 24/7 conflict over petty insignificant things that doesn't even matter
there's isn't love strong enough to endure the real possibility of getting stabbed or worse, it wasn't fun anymore, i felt like i was dating a drill sargeant and not girl

>>37369510
Worst idea ever tbqhwy, she will probably kill you or something and you won't like it as she will slowly enjoy the torture

>tfw no crazy gf to make a suicide pact with

>>37373710
>tfw you made a suicide pact with another girl, but she got a bf and probably won't do it with you now

>have bpd
>tfw see 'tfw no bpd gf' threads
>wonder why every time

>>37374122
Because you're the manic pixie dream girl that's going to get a robot out of his slump and leave him with a normal girl after your job is done.

>>37369678
No matter how lonely you are it's only fun for a few months before the need for personal space kicks in, and they WILL NOT let you have any amount of it

>>37374145
>bpd girl
>doing anything but getting a robot charges with assault or getting them to sudoku
Bpd women should be executed

>>37374332
>tfw the delight of reading this as a bpd girl
For some reason all the hate kind of gets me off.

>>37374414
One of you demons tried to get a robot friend of mine killed

>>37374463
How? That sounds like a story.

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>>37374463
>One of you demons tried to get a robot friend of mine kiIIed

>>37374494
It is kind of hot desu.
>tfw no robot friend to try to get killed
The reality wouldn't be as nice, though, stuff like that sucks but is fun hearing about and imagining.

Anon. Golden rule. NEVER PUT DICK IN CRAZY. NEVER.

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>>37369510
>Am I wrong to want a crazy gf?
no you're right
>We can be crazy together.
now that is wrong
get a crazy girl because it makes her less valuable therefore it takes her down closer to your value on the sexual market
then plow the shit our of her mind and holes

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>>37369582
depends on what you mean by crazy
i'm with a girl whose personality is split in at least 3
it's godly, i wouldnt trade for a normie girl in forever
but it's because she's also sweet and pure
and a sex freak
and focused as a soul
get your specimens of crazy cockhungry women on 7cups

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>>37369622
>crazy means destructive, chaotic and selfish
such a short view

>>37374414
how does it feel to be so much of an attention whore that you're diagnosed with a mental illness?

>>37369813
implying she cant ditch your ass once she's knocked up, or the clown is out

>>37374874
I don't think the two are directly related. Feels good, though, except when I feel empty and like killing myself or someone else. I wish I wasn't so crazy.

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>>37369929
that's niggerhood
you'd be way safer dating an animal

>>37369981
get another one
when we say plenty of fish in the sea, it applies even more to crazy, unfit and other odd bitches

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>>37370278
>infanticide is not common
how the fuck would you know that?
any bad things women do is slipped under the rug
do you know how much domestic violence they commit?
how much child abuse?
more than men do in both case, much much more in the case of child abuse
yet you wont hear about it
oh yeah and pedoshit, that too
female chaotic behavior is rampant because it's barely held accountable

>>37374332
>Bpd women should be executed
no they should date me

>>37374984
>tfw you urban explore all the time and always get a pass for trespassing when you play the lost girl act
It's true girls aren't really treated the same for bad behaviour in my experience. Feels good, though, I like it.

>>37370296
abortion is a giant shit test that allows mothers to kill their own children without any retaliation nor even negative stigmate
it's just an enabling of the murderous, psychopathic nature of cunts

>>37370648
not everyone, but you certainly are

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>>37371956
yeah except for the neat little fact that anybody who's been seriously abused in childhood (that is, in life threatening ways at least once, and repeatedly) develops multiple personalititties
i would follow you if you refused to call that crazy but that's not the social consensus about that
and that's very common

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>>37374932
>she got the superboob
Yes!

>>37375028
>oh i must have got turned around near the supermarket and ended up on the third floor of this abandoned hospital somehow

>>37372739
tits and gtfo
dammit i doubled my own comment in less than an hour

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>>37373360
>you simply don't need to do all the societal pleasantries. They're there to perform a service and you are there to receive service.
and it's precisely when you go out of the common people's way (like you) to treat them as persons with a genuine interest and sympathy that you make their job easier and give them the warm feeling that makes it more bearable and their lives more pleasant, and they appreciate you in return
welcome to the mammalian realm anon
kindness is a lifeskill

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>>37369510
My desire for this girl grows stronger every time I see her picture.

>>37373419
>You obviously shouldn't be polite to them in front of your gf.
you obviously have the same dire pathological personality traits as anon's crazy cunt of an ex gf

>>37373483
> if she was self-aware enough to know when she is being irrational
that'd be a male

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>>37369582
Wrong, I abandoned her when I realised she was a morbidly obese dead end neet

>>37375149
That's obviously not how it's played out when I've gotten caught. Not the sort of situation I've had to do that. People basically always assume you are innocent until proven guilty if you are a girl, though, but for guys who do similar things to what I do, they seem to get into way more trouble for it.

>>37375558
>but for guys who do similar things to what I do, they seem to get into way more trouble for it.
Especially if they're black.

>>37369510
Holy shit I want to fuck this girl.

She looks like she'd gulp down your cum like she was dying of thirst.

>>37369510
>Am I wrong to want a crazy gf?
It's pretty nice at first. She's clingy, good sex, etc. Then it gets annoying.

>want to stay up and play vidya on your night off?
"ANON ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS?"
>laugh at something on your phone?
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?"
>have ANY type of interaction with another girl
"ARE YOU FUCKING CHEATING ON ME?"
>watching a show with a remotely attractive girl
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK HER THEN?"

Like you think it sounds nice to have someone so obsessed with you but I promise you 90% of the time they'll cheat on you to either "get back at you" or just because they cheat in the first place and that's why they're so untrustworthy of you.

It's so tiring. It's not attractive after a long while. And while you think "Haha I wouldn't need that I'd just cuddle with her for 9 hours a day" that shit gets boring so fucking fast.

>>37375633
>commit 7-10x more violent crime than whites
>waaaaah why do police stereotype us we dindu nuffin
Niggers were a mistake.

I don't think I'd be able to bond with a normal girl at all.

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>tfw no crazy gf trying to break down your door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFSwIvTLiwc

>>37369640
>As soon as you give girls like this the attention they demand, it in turn turns them off completely.

that feel when girl gets upset you don't give her enough attention
that feel when consistently missing out on opportunities to fuck bad bitches because not paying enough attention to roastie
that feel when ignoring roasties is a good way to get them off your back and send the message that you're really not interested

Have you ever even touched a woman, anon?

>>37374414
precisely because you're a maniac
kys but show tits first

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>>37375028
cant believe r9k of all places tolerates attention whores
this is really the lowest of the low of depression i guess

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>>37375723
>t. normie
you must be lost here
you're telling kissless virgins that having a girl who worships your shadow gets boring fast

>>37369531
I'd fucking love that! orange

>>37369510
No anon.
In my case I want a bf that I can commit crimes with

>>37376375
I kinda want that. Also, after they started talking about cheating and exes I went the fuck out. Fucking hate normie talk!

>>37369510
Literally cannot think of anything worse.