>"Sorry it took so long anon, but I'm ready to go! So, where are you taking me to eat today?"
Well?
Popeye's, babe.
I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?
>>37368367
to the slop bin behind my uncle's barn
Taco Bellto get some chalupas
An all you can eat buffet but I'm not sure it will be enough
Heart attack grill.
To the cardiologist
>>37368550
You in Vegas too, anon? Have you been to Annie's Kicthen? Shit really is fuckin' good.
>>37368609
I'm in Australia. Plenty of cute fatties but no Heart attack themed restaurants. Shit probably wouldn't fly here.
Real talk now, the only bad things about having a fat girlfriend is being known as the guy who fucks fat chicks, and that you can't carry them as easily and they get tired quickly.. The rest is gold.
>>37368701
I wouldn't be able to get it up. Even if I managed to, while thinking of a thinner woman, my penis wouldn't be able to reach past the 12 inch layer of blubber guarding her roast beef hole anyway. It would not be worth it.
>>37368735
>implying sticking my dick in flab wouldn't get me hard enough that I'd likely pass out
"I'm taking you to eat at the farm, they have a whole field for you"
>I've decided we're going to visit Auschwitz instead of going out to eat. Trust me, it'll be much better for you.
>>37368367
>"AH SAID, BRING ME DAT NIGGER WOOKIE AN DAT BITCH ASS HAN SOLO, BOI."
Anybody else wouldn't mind fucking a fat chick, but wouldn't dare get caught with one.
>>37368701
How did she take the pic?
>>37368701
I used to fuck fat married women on a fairly frequent basis when I went to school. Shit was cash since the sex was kept on the DL anywayand since the women were much older it helped me engage in my mommy fetish.
>>37368809
This would be very emotional for me. I don't think I could handle it.
>>37368833
That's why they're called mopeds.
But no they're pretty gross, I don't think I would or even could.
I'm skinnyfat but have relatively decent hygiene, though sometimes if I lay in bed with my laptop with my chin resting near my chest, it gets sweaty in my hot room and starts smelling weird. I imagine fat chicks' rolls will always smell like that, or worse
>>37368367
The salad bar.
>>37368853
selfie stick shes holding with her foot
>>37368367
>ruining a pretty face by overeating
I will never understand these women
>>37368925
Maybe she had assistance or taped it to the ceiling or something? The light and angle lead me to believe it was well set up.
>>37368877
Why? When I was stationed in Germany I took a trip there and I didn't feel anything.
>>37368880
Get your testosterone levels checked anon.
>>37369099
My testosterone is fine I'm just not into fucking fat blubbery hogs
>>37369099
I've never laughed so hard or been so turned off by a doujin. Do you have the panel where he does the One Piece style punch?
>>37368862
Expand origgy
>>37369151
>doesn't like a girl with blubber
low test
>>37369321
Sorry, I don't like american women.
>>37369321
Pretty sure i developed a fat fetish at this point.
Damn she is hot.
>>37368862
How fat we talking here, I'm apt to say nice, unless we're talking land whales.
This is the biggest a woman should ever get.
Dicktown, babygirl, now get in the bedroom and be prepared to go to work!
>>37369837
welcome to the fold
newborn fat admirer
>>37368367
>tfw gf is 5'0 and 220lbs
What do you think, more fat or less fat?
>>37368367
The woods
Tonight, we eat what we catch