Are failed normies worse off than robots? Atleast robots have

As a failed normie I'll probably kill myself soon so

>>37367282
buddy lets link up

For the suicide ofc

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>>37367263
>be failed normie
>decent looking but crippling shyness
>never had any friends
>skip to college
>notice a bunch of "nerds" always hang out in the cafeteria
>literally look like pic related
>they play yugioh, magic and their ds' and shoot the shit
>they are all really extroverted, loud and confident
>there are even several grills
>want to be friends with them but don't know how to make friends as an adult
>being an autist, i begin eating my lunch at a table close to them everyday
>hopetheynoticeme.jpg
>week goes by and no one talks to me
>begin putting my magic deck on my table hoping they will invite me to play
>week goes by still nothing
>one day I finally approach a group playing magic
>make an inane comment about one of their cards
>everyone at the table looks at me
>suddenly realize how autistic it is to hover behind a stranger and attempt to engage them in conversation
>guy says "okay..." and turns back around
>I hover for a couple seconds processing what happened
>walk away in a hurry, holding back tears
>realize neither normies or robots will ever accept me
>realize if I'm in college and am still friendless and single, it's meant to be
>stop trying altogether

>>37367263
Perhaps. Robots have the excuse of being born ugly or deficient in some manner. Failed normies had a chance to be normal but fuck it up through their choices.

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>>37367263
>failed normie meme

Most of the so-called "failed normies" are just recently single men or homebodies with gfs. They can all fuck off.

>>37368014
damn this made me sad. on the plus side mtg is usually somewhat common in towns and stuff - try to find one in your area

>>37368540
What fuck is a failed normie anyway?

I swear to got there is no such thing. There are simply chads and stacies and us robots. Failed normies don't exist. If you're a normie, you can't fail.

>>37368014
i am not sure if you are aware but these sort of groups are kinda hard to get into.your best choice is to meet one of the guys and trough him meet the rest of the group.

>>37367263
tfw no abandoned-underground NEET palace

>>37367263

what's under there?

>>37368014
Those people are not robots

>>37370577

they're definitely not normies either.

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What am I if I never kissed a girl or had a gf?
I'm 20

content robots > robots who have accepted their fate but are still bummed about it > failed normies > wannabe normie robots

I ain't got time for you angsty motherfuckers who think you can be a normie if only you were less ugly or whatever. Fuck off. I'd rather talk to the former normie who got dumped and exiled from normieland cause his gf found his loli porn and told everybody. He's at least not totally consumed with delusional bitterness (yet).

>>37370604
I'm 21 and to be honest I'd say I'm a normie who for 3 years now been living a robot life. that and i am a virgin who never kissed a girl other than 5yrsold. I also have a large distaste for life in general. I think it's just an vivid illusion put on you as a test to see what you'll do.

>>37370673
I mean I was 5 years old when I kissed another girl of the same age.
lol gotta check my wording there

>cyborg/failed normie/whatever

>good looking, constantly getting compliments

>never know how to respond

>anxiety is getting 10x worse than it used to be

>stopped hanging out with normie friends because i weird them out

>got invited to a cook out today and didnt eat anything

>didnt talk to anyone either just sat there playing pokemon on my phone

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>tfw in elementary/middle school I had amazing social skills, was friends with everyone including chads/stacies, normies, and even a couple of robots
>tfw I treated everyone like shit though because I thought I was better than them
>end of 8th grade year
>people slowly start turning against me as everyone (including chads/stacies) start developing extremely liberal beliefs and decide that I'm "problematic"
>slowly start losing friends one by one
>by the end of my freshman year in hs have absolutely no friends
>begin to develop depression and social anxiety from a lack of socializing with anyone throughout my entire hs career
>still to this day have no friends and don't know how to start a conversation because my 13 year old self tried to be edgy
I had a bright future ahead of me, why did I have to fuck it all up?

Yes. As a failed normie I get especially jelly of neets. Hello. It's not so hard when you can live and eat for free. The situation probably isn't ideal for you but.. if I don't work, I don't eat. I don't have a bed. And it's been like that for 10 years.

I don't think it's knowing what I'm missing though like some say. It's not that I did date once and now that I'm single I'm sad because I know what I'm missing.

For me it's that I worked my ass off and failed. And then failed more and more. I have a job but nothing else. I work to survive. I'd rather be living in a basement. Without a soul that's given up

>>37368014
Those are failed normies like yourself, not robots.

Robots aren't seen out in public, let a lone sitting around out in public with a group of other people.

>>37370845
RIght wingers deserve ostracism.

>>37368720
failed normie is just the term for someone who isn't a normie but also isn't a robot

>if you have ever been loved by someone outside your immediate family you cannot be a robot

>>37371160

i prefer cyborg

not to get all 'tistic, but i think of these:

wizards: hopeless robots

robots: self-explanatory

cyborgs: neither bots or normies

normies: self-explanatory

chad: hopelessly normie

>>37371244
they can be used pretty interchangeably

reminder that there are no such things are cyborgs
also failed normies is a rather dumb term, like it implies you have to be some average looking person that is generally happy to be a normie

>>37370599
gamma males. worse than /r9k/. CWC tier.