>Honey I'm going out again. Don't wait up.

>>37366527
yes mom don't forget the condoms
>tfw once told her that
she didn't hear me tough

>>37366527
Alright babe, have fun.. if you stop by some place grab me something to eat for tomrrow.

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>>37366527
is that portrait in the background intentional?

>>37366527
I hate those cuck posts.
You guys always pic girls that give be a ton of dysphoria I fucking hate you cucks.

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>>37366527

>mfw my mom was too old for that shit
> mfw my dad had a very good salary

Thank god i didn't have to pass throu that shit...
I have some friends who did and it was pure shit for them...

>>37366663
Jesus Christ anon, that's a supreme level of autism to say to your tendie deliverer

>>37366751
post your tits slut

that's all you're good for

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>>37366663
>yes mom don't forget the condoms
>tfw once told her that

>>37366782
You guys would make fun of my body anyways.
It's nowhere near as good as that pic in OP and probably never will even if I get implants.

>>37366862
The girl in OP pic probably lives like a goddess.

>>37366862
pleasee be in phoenix

>>37366862
Shut up and show us roastie

>>37366862
She's like a 6/10 at best desu. Those tits are too goofy looking

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>>37366942
Lol 6/10

>>37366862
Don't get implants. It's like putting wax fruit in the middle of a pie. 99% of the virtues of breasts are in their use, not in their appearance.

>>37366942
>2/10 pointy elbows wouldnt bang

>>37366974
OK, that's a better angle

6.5/10

>>37366527
>Don't wait up.
literally n o b o d y says this outside of movies/cuck fantasies

>>37367003
My girlfriend said it to me yesterday. Said she's going to a memorial day eve festival.

>>37367003
What does it even mean? What am I 'waiting up' for?

>>37366982
A 6 is above average. Women aren't videogames you autist

>>37366663
>she didn't hear that though
Yes I did son...

>>37366663
>tfw remember sleeping in mum's bed with dirty condoms strewn about

>>37367063
women are literally a meme. their body is all the value they have.

>>37366720
nice catch. damn subliminal jews

>>37366751
If I say cuck a bunch I'll fit in with the boys

>>37366720
What's wrong with it?

I'm not seeing it.

>>37367364
there's a p e n i s

>>37366527
Traditional girls don't do this. Men who split the bill date sjw feminazi cuckold tatooed girls that do this lmaooo fucking psycho moms

ENJOY DEGENERACY

>>37367115
>tfwnogf

oregami

>>37367396
what's wrong with spliting the bill or taking turns paying for dates

a true simp would always pay for everything

>>37367371
Anon, are you sure you're not becoming a cock-obsessed slut? You shouldn't be immediately seeing dicks in anything long.

Well, at least it's a white peenus that you spotted.

>>37367396
I hate to break it to you, but all women are unfaithful. It just depends to what extent they will hide it from you. Some don't give a fuck and leave the house without telling you.

Who the fuck are you?

What are you doing here?

>>37367480
it's literally a penis though. you can see the head and everything