DO NOT WRAP YOUR DICK IN SILLY PUTTY.

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DO NOT JERK OFF WITH BENGAY

>did this to someone in preschool

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DO NOT EXFOLIATE WITH COLGATE

>>37365992
what happens if you do

origami

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>>37366017
What about Icy Hot? There's an interesting JOI video out there about it but I'm not courageous enough to try it.

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>>37366115
It sticks to the head in a way you would not expect and is very painful to peel off.

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>>37366280
Jesus, sorry anon

>>37365992
Why was silly putty on your dick in the first place

>>37365992
What happened anon? I once made a fleshlight out of chewed gum

>>37366353
maybe he was MOLDING A DILDO FROM HIS OWN COCK
who knows

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>>37366280
jesus fucking christ man.

at least you might have saved a few other anons from the same torture. good samaritan desu

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don't put nail polish on your nipples

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>>37366408
>I once made a fleshlight out of chewed gum

Holy shit

>>37365992
DO NOT TRY TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

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>>37366558
absoluteIy why

>>37365992
On a related note, it's a very, very bad idea to cut the top off a full tube of toothpaste and fuck it. You expect it to be satisfying but it's really not worth it.

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>>37366552
Is there anything creative (sexual) that I can use nail polish for?

>>37366575
Is any male even flexible enough to do this

>>37366558
>>37366593
[/spoiler]It was freshly chewed I shaped it then let it dry out a bit but still be wet[/spoiler] I was bored

>>37366651
Google autofellatio my man

>>37366651
i licked the head once

>>37366627
...paint your nails?
O.o

Plastic cement + nether regions are also a bad combination. Trust me.

>>37366116
I fap with icyhot occasionally. It's a really interesting feeling. I reccomend giving it a try.

>>37366674
maybe i shouldnt

>>37366651
One of my friends sucked his dick.
He told it's more like giving head then it is like reviving it.

>>37366740
Don't do it. It's a trap, anons.

>>37366672
wouldnt the gum get caught in your pubic hair

>>37366870
he said it was dried

>>37366870
I shave, pubic hair is disgusting

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>>37366918
>putting chewed up gum on your dick isn't