I am the smartest man on /r9k/ right now, ask me anything

How tall are you?

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Fuck off brainchad you are not welcome here

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>>37365248
Are you fun at all?

>>37365248
Do you do research in quantum mechanics? If not, then you're wrong.

>>37365380
>quantum mechanics meme
pseudo-intellectuals pretend to understand it, but even when you do understand it, it's barely applicable (not OP, just giving two cents)

>>37365279
I am as tall as I am tall, no more, no less


>>37365307
Don't worry brainlet, the mind can be shaped and changed. One day, you might be as intelligent as I am.
>>37365350
I'd like to think so
>>37365380
Do you research in quantum mechanics?

>>37365454
2D or 3D?
Origo

>>37365498
I like both. 2D because I can fulfill my more unrealistic fantasies, 3D because I like ass, and in my experience 2D ass is just not up to par.

>>37365248
>know your meme
why're you such a fag, bro?

Why was the tortoise such a cunt?

Why did my dad leave me? I'm white btw.

what is 2+2+2?

>>37365599
I don't know what you mean by this
>>37365602
There are lots of tortoises, can you clarify? Are you talking about the tale of the tortoise and the hare?
>>37365634
I can't say for sure. I'd reckon he wasn't ready to deal with the responsibility of raising a child. If you really want to know, you should find him and ask him.
>>37365656
6

>>37365248
If you're so goddamn smart, why does your OP post contain a comma splice?

>>37365248
Why is it that some girls get pregnant and breast feed and such and grow mutilple cup sizes, but some girls get smaller than they were before and some girls go back to where they were pre-pregnant

Are you fat? If so, how fat are you?

>>37365738
Where were you when OP got utterly BTFO, and had to leave his thread in shame for being a brainlet?

>>37365738
In informal settings, I ignore the rules of grammar when I feel they aren't suited to the information I am communicating.
>>37365741
The human body is incredibly complex, and there are too many factors- genetics, hormones, environment, etc.- for me to answer that question.
>>37365839
No.

Is cuckold really the thinking man's fetish?

>>37365944
Oh, so you're a brainlet.

>>37365248
Whats your gpa

and don't lie. I want exactness. Please just be honest

>>37365454
>Don't worry brainlet, the mind can be shaped and changed. One day, you might be as intelligent as I am.
I like you already.
How do tyrants rise and rule a country? Asking for a friend.

>>37365738
exposed.

blox0r

>>37365982
People who enjoy cuckolding are known to have higher IQs- but people with bizarre fetishes are more intelligent in general, so I wouldn't say cuckolding is special in that regard.

>>37365741
It's to adjust for milk capacity anon. And hormones after infancy years should determine that the mother go back to original boob size, but sometime, if they're in a specific environment, they remain

>>37365248
Ay I got one, what's 2+2+Two

>>37366031
3.67 I think? Not very good, but I did get 99th percentile scores on my standard tests.
>>37366052
Well, I would have to write a book on that subject. Statistically, you would want to join the military and rise to a relatively high rank, and ingratiate yourself with the discontent. I suggest reading biographies of different dictators throughout history.
>>37366153
Six.

Would you like to go out with me?

I think smart guys are kind of cool.

>>37366343
Sure, leave me your phone number

>>37366234
tfw Op just proved himself intelligent by answering such a low gpa instead of making up a lie that would prove him a narcissistic average autist
same, OP

good hunting, friend

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>>37365248
Are you a big guy? Op?

>>37365715
>6
oh shit, this guy is for real

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>>37366522
not op, just thought you might enjoy