You ever rubbed your face on a female butt?

I touched a roastie's butt once, does that count

>>37362875
Got tits rubbed in my face at a stripclub and got my clothed crotch rubbed with her ass/pussy but unfortunately she didn't rub her ass in my face which kinda sucked.

>>37362875
All the time my gf doesn't mind me using her butt as a pillow while she's reading or playing.

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>>37362875
No.
Forgive my unoriginal reply

I used to bury my face in my ex gfs ass a while ago but we separated. I used to choke her and pull her hair while fucking her afterwards.

She loved it.

>>37363256
>>37363375
gee this gf thing sounds nice too bad I've never had one in my 34 years of life

>>37363495
You fucked up then.

>>37363495
Act like you know best and tell her what's good for her. Women like to be lead. All this new age feminism knows best shot is exactly that, shit.

For instance. If you meet a green flag girl, woo her, charm her, let her open up to you, if she doesn't, open up to her and get on her case if she doesn't to you.

A month or so later, undo the wooing. If she asks how she looks, tell her she could do a little more work, either makeup or losing weight. This'll give her a complex.

Once the complex is made exploit it, now she's yours.

>>37363256
this has been a lifelong dream of mine

>>37362875
my mom's
onlybon my dreams tough