ITT: annoying shit normies say

bump so hard
this fucking shit ahhh

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>better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all!!!!!!!

It's both annoying and a blatant lie

>Just keep applying! I'm sure something will come up!
>Ha I'm so happy my dad got me a job at his place. They pay me $20/hr and train me even though I have a liberal studies degree. Isn't that great?

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>Bless up!
> It's lit
> Dicks out for harambe

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>anon you can't make jokes about black people!
fuck normies

>>37362076
>better to get stabbed and survive than not getting stabbed at all

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>You gotta think positive anon. Things'll change, watch!
I hate that shit. Like I haven't already been trying to do that

>if you don't care about yourself/love yourself first, no one will care about you

>>37362388
HAHAHAHAHA the day have come when girls make rape jokes and the guys gets offended

>>37361734
Everything normies say is usually true, robots are just to pessimistic and defeatist to accept it

>>37362076
It's actually the truth not like you'd fucking know

>stop saying 'autistic' so much. You aren't autistic!

>bad sex is worse than no sex

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>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Every muscle in my body tenses up whenever I hear it

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>>37361734

>how could you know that it won't get better if you don't even try?

>things will get better. You'll meet a nice girl who'll like you. These things work themselves out, you think it won't but it will. Some people don't meet their wives until they're 30 or 40! You'll see. *Gives knowing, smug look*

Once I pass 25 I'm never entering a relationship. 26 to 30 is the "pathetic desperation" zone where everyone just SUDDENLY meets the love of their life!! I'd rather die alone at that point.

>>37363481

I wouldn't even want a relationship anymore. I wouldn't be interested in anything other than no-strings attached casual sex.
I'm not going to be the cuck provider when other guys fucked the same women with no commitment when they were younger and more attractive. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life (and I will be).

>you know nailpolish isn't for guys, right?

>>37363599
Exactly. If you didn't want me when I was younger, I'm not going to care when you suddenly like me now that your appearance is going and you're desperate. I'd rather die alone. Fuck that shit.

>>37361734
>it's not that big of a deal!
>I dunno, that's just what people do...
>Why are you asking so many questions?
>You're so smart
>It's not that hard, just go talk to him/her

>>37363481
The sad thing about the "it just happens!" thing is that it's true for them as they never had to make any real conscious effort for things to line up. They genuinely can't comprehend that in many cases things don't just happen.

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>You're a very smart person, you just don't apply yourself

>>37363657
It's always been said to me by women more than men. Aka; those people that aren't the ones that are meant to make the effort to find a mate. So for them, I'm sure it DID just happen!

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>Don't be mad, be awesome instead.

>>37362076
In my experience normalfags say the opposite.

>Anon you're lucky your a virgin and no one will ever be attracted to you because you never had to go through a breakup.

>you know, child starving in Africa, there are children in America who have abusive parents. You should think about how good you have it.

>>37363769
That's awesome mate.

>>37361734
>>37362076
>>37362458
They're true, just annoying because life is awful.

>all you've go to do is smile!

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>>37361734
>disrupts my daily brain gymnastics
>i'm visibly angered
>"gee anon, what's that look?you weren't even doing something important"

also
>why aren't you happy anon?
>"it's not that simple"
>have you tried being happy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NORMIE PURGE WHEN

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>>37361734
>do you never talk?

>>37363202
this so much. Fuck these people

Also when I'm playing basketball and some asshole chad who isn't even in our game goes AIRBALL

>everyone is born equal

OH GEE thank you for the life lesson you pampered fucking rich-family-having, non-dysfunctional-upbringing-experiencing little shit. I want to turn back time, shove heroin up your parents asses and get them addicted, just so you can get a chance at proving your gay little thesis.

>kind of maop about something at friend's moms house
>yeah like your life is so hard
>just think being a robot is bad

>>37363395

Well? How do you?

>>37361734
>You know anonette, there are men who are suicidally depressed forever alone virgins rotting away in their rooms mentally and physically right now, you should think about how good you have it compared to them ;)))))))))))

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>>37361734
>"You're depressed!"
EVEN IF I AM I DONT NEED YOU TELLING ME FUFUUCNCoaenfiaF_EFJGINIENTJU#()jr 03qrinwqif[

>>37364874
>Also when I'm playing basketball and some asshole chad who isn't even in our game goes AIRBALL
are you underage or some shit? gtfo norman

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>there's nothing wrong with you

>you're too young to be so bitter

also

>you're so cynical

>>37364957
I-i just like playing basketball sometimes

>>37365169
Fuck off summerfag. Fucking piece of shit normie get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37363202
this is currently the worst thing normalfags say and i hear it way too often.
fucking alex trebeck said yassss queen on jeopardy, never considered suicide harder than i did that day and ive been in the psych ward many many times

>>37361734
My retort to this is always, really? Name 10.

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>>37361734

>why are you so anti-semitic? Where are you getting all this from?

>>37363687
Fucking this, shit makes me so mad

>Anon you need to talk more.

>>37364758
>disrupts my daily brain gymnastics
Explain.
Were you solving puzzles?

>>37364415
Yeah sure, just tell me that I don't have the right to be depressed simply because there's ALWAYS someone even more depressed.

This is basically saying no one has the right to be sad except for the saddest person.

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>Teamwork makes the dream wor
Mabey I will put my bottom lip into the paper shredder, normie scum

>>37366748
>he doesn't do brain gymnastics
GET OFF MY BOARD

>>37366930
I have this conversation a LOT with my friend and they are very hung up on justice and shit, the answer to this is that there is always room for improvement, people participate in the oppression olympics because they won't own their shit and show some initiative and pride in themselves and their achievements.

>>37361734
They're starving because they are too stupid to grow food themselves.

>>37366748

He's talking about daydreaming

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>>37363618
heh, the tales we weave

>>37361734
"you should save your money for retirement"
what if i told you im not planning on retiring in the future?

>>37362469
girls get offended too, shes making women look
evil
>>37362757
i agree

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>>37361734

>boring event
>it's soooo dead xd