ideal gf thread? (template provided)

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>>37361599
Duiftb hjkftik huojdrkvf gicerikbx
Bump

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Posting myself again. If anyone even just wants to talk,

>Skype: Annoyingfatass
>Discord: Moi#1009

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I hope one day to find a qt3.15 like this

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>>37361599
Just looking for a traditional qt

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orig-i-nal

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>>37361637
>tfw i literally wrote like an entire ep of ambient piano ballads with no vocals for my gf then she ghosted me

>>37361859
Could be worse; at least your fiance didn't ghost you with a child

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>>37361699
You look just like me except for the shirt

Does anyone have the trap one?

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>>37361859
she sounds pretty great, NMH was pretty gud

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Best gf coming through.
Original best gf

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>>37361599
Postin in oregano thread

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>>37361965
A fellow enlightened gentlesir?

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>Tfw no breadwinner GF

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>>37361599
>Slightly taller
>Perky C-cups
>Smarter than me
>Always calm and collected

>>37361939
uhm I think that is a little more than ghosting anon

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>>37361599
i cried while making this

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>>37361599
>>37362292
matching set for her

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Here's an old but good one
Text for the robot

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>>37362325
man you do you but i was fucking upset that i couldn't get into vampire bund because of the loli shit, it just don't sit right with me

but boy i fucking love vampire stuff, shiki was excellent

ok cheers hope you find what you're looking for

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>>37361859
>I will never have the gf in that pic

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so other anon posted this and I enjoyed it

Good stuff. I thought these were dead.
It may be cancer but, I enjoy it.

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Here is one.
There are worse threads to be posting on.
I find these quite comfy don't you?

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Why does every nudist girl have to be a fucking libtard hippie. Is this even posible?

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>>37361599
aoiurewngfieuanrg9eprng

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>>37361699
Traits of ideal gf include but are not limited to:

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

Just made this one.
I had something like this with a girl once.
Ouch it hurt.

>>37363049
HAHA RETARD YOU FORGOT THA PIC

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>>37363049
Whoops forgot to post picture.
Glad to see this thread up.

I have a few more but, they aren't popular.

>>37362522
>jerked off
gf with a dick?

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Doesn't anyone want a martial arts gf? Namely one into the Shaolin System?

>>37363141
no with a pusspuss

>>37362314
WHY WON'T HE MARRY ME WHAT THE HELL.

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No endometriosis gf to cuddle with and care for.

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>>37361599
Baathist gf

Guessing this concept has run its course, at least for the time being.

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just have to be patient, I know she's coming

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really, I just want to raise someone to new heights and be raised in turn

>>37361859
i identify with this picture

>>37361775
you sound like a dumbass

>>37361717
wholesome

>>37362039
i wish i could be the gf who plays WoW with her bf, instead i'm the evil bitch that demands he quits for me, feelsbadman

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>>37362703
>operating naked
>getting completely avoidable bites, scratches and sunburn.
>getting awful rashes from your gear and pack
>having your feet and ankles exposed to sticks, rocks and critters
>mud and leaves
How do you even attach leaves to your naked body lmao. Even if you did the enemy would spot a stark naked, half-muddy fully erect leaf creature a mile away.


It is a unique concept though, I'll give you that.

>>37362165
fuck noo

>>37362703
Nudists are fucking weird. Incest and pedophilia rampant among them.

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I want WADANOHARA as my girlfriend, even though that is NOT original.

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what do you guys think? am i normal?

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and if this ain't original then OH YEAH SUE ME

>>37364410
>tfw no closeted post-modernist gf

what is your ideal bf anon

>tfw no qt short gf to pull on hair during sex as she calls me 'daddy'

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>>37366317
forgot pic

inb4 pedo