If you can get past 4/6 you're a normie and need to leave.

>>37361182
I only get to 4 and 5 but I have an inch dick is that normal or bad

haha can a dick really get that big from being that small?

i have never seen a dick in real life and do not watch porn so i do not know

>>37361182
If you have a foreskin you're a fucking normalfag and need to get off my board.

>>37361270

the picture that you're commenting on answers your question you stupid fuck

>>37361270
Yes, mine looks even smaller when it's soft and even larger when it's hard

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>>37361270
nice bait sister, get more orbiters to increase your selfsteem ;)

>>37361299
i really didn't know that dicks ''transformed'' like that

i know they get bigger but not like that

>>37361270
Mine goes from 1.5 inches to 6.5 rock hard.

My dick looks exactly like 5 at full hardness.

>most dicks I see on here are curved
Weird desu. Mine is straight as an arrow. Thought most were like that

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>>37361182
My dick is like pic. It's also only 5"
I wish I had some kind of accident when I was a kid so both it and my balls would be ripped off so at least I would have an excuse for having a mangled dick or whatever.

>>37361545
Alpha dicks have an upward curve, because it hurts the woman's pussy (in a good way). This is why you have to be born alpha, it's not something you can become.

>>37361301
>>37361504
this is genuinely cool

is is a slow process or does it rise immediately after you being turned on? ;_;

>>37361182
my dick only goes to 4 when its rock hard
what does that mean

>>37361608
You're not impressing anyone. Go suck Chad's dick, you worthless fuckbox.

>>37361638
It's pretty quick. About 30 seconds. Although I wouldn't know too well because I mean tops out at number 3 on the op image

>>37361659
im not even baiting.... im curious and i have more questions ;___;

this is kinda weird for me

>>37361702
what
did you reply to the wrong anon?

wait peoples don't go to 6? Thought it was just old people who couldn't get fully erect

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>>37361182

My dick unironically looks like 3 unless I manually pull my foreskin down and then it looks like 5, but curved.

What does it mean and do women think it's ugly? Honestly don't know if it's good or bad.

>>37361504
I felt the same way about mine, but when I actually measured, the head itself is basically 1.5" on its own.

>>37361807
looks fuckin diseased fampai

>>37361608
>>37361719
If I get really turned on it can happen in 5-10 seconds

>tfw can't lay in bed and fap because I can't keep an erection for very long
>have to either sit on the edge of the bed or sit in my computer chair

>>37361868
so if someone jerk someone off, does the dick grow in the hand? or if putting it in mouth? how do you even jerk off picture one? or should you wait till it transformed completely before even touching it ? ;__;

and thanks

>>37362121
Yes; I suppose; rub it until you can grab it.

>>37361182
>tfw I have a small dick that curves downwards
>tfw I will never know how it feels to have an upward curving hard alpha dick
>feels bad man

>>37362176
oook ok

is it easy for guys to get turned on just by kisses though?

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Anons does it not feel weird when part of your body just expands out and grows? I mean I guess you're probably too horny to think about it or care when it does, but I'd like to know, because it seems like it would feel weird.

>>37362432
it feels cool

>>37361182
>he's not erect 24/7
wew lad

>>37362499
were you afraid the first time your dick expanded?

>>37362544
I don't remember a time when I didn't get erections.

>>37362499
I'm surprised this post is original
o riginal

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>>37361182
>tfw secret level 9 snail penis

>>37362431
Depends, but I suppose so. I've even got boners by girls being near me, then again I'm a virgin so...

>>37362615
>I've even got boners by girls being near me,
do people notice? :o how long does a boner last?

>>37362937
I don't know, most people don't look at others' crotch area, but if the penis is big enough or the guy's using loose pants, I guess.
>how long does a boner last?
Depends, if you're stimulated it can last for a good amount of time; if not, it goes flaccid in a couple of minutes.

>>37361807

WHY IS THAT TIP SO PINK LMFAO

looks like it was fucking photoshopped

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POST YOUR SOFTIES BOYS

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since this is the dicks thread, does phimosis seriously affect sex or not?
my dick goes like 6 but straighter and the foreskin doesn't pull back all the way
I don't want to get my tip snipped

>>37361719
Not all dicks do this. There are grow-ers and show-ers. Grow-ers are very small when flaccid, but grow much larger in size when errect. Show-ers are normally close to the same size whether errect or flaccid. I'm not 100%, but I think most men tend to be show-ers.

>>37363342
It definitely does affect sex.
You don't need to get cut though.
Just slowly try pulling it back in the bathtub or shower, whatever, every night for a couple months.

>>37362937
Mine traditionally goes straight up during an errecting, so its usually hidden against my waist, towards my stomach. That with jeans and a 5-6 incher.

>>37361410
Some guys are "growers" like pic related where their dicks will grow to several times their size when they become erect, and others are "showers" who's penises are only slightly smaller flaccid than they are erect.

>>37363252
Caviet here is if you're particularly aroused and/or in good shape from a cardiovascular standpoint an erection can last quite a while even while completley untended.

>>37363354
Really? I must be uncommon, since my dick is like 2.5 inches unerect, and around 5.5 inches when erect.

>>37361271
how does foreskin make you a normalfag at all?

>>37361584
what is that skin hanging at the top?

>>37361182
that's a bukowski banana cock , my dick is completely straight when it's rock hard. I've heard that women like banana shaped cocks for some reason or another.

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>>37363284
foreskin probably doesnt get pulled back too often

>>37361182
My normal sized penis will do me no good since I am a manlet.

>>37363325
No way that's completely soft. You had to have tugged it a bit.

can we see some pics of the anons who dont normaly pull that foreskin back? lets see what is behind the Iron Curtain

my dick measures 7 inches but it always looks so small. Why is this. Is it because I'm used to porno dicks?

>>37363445
It's not that unusual

Here's a fun website to play around with if you want a better idea of where the numbers go.
http://howlongismyschlong.com/

>>37363378
>Just slowly try pulling it back in the bathtub or shower,
No, fuck that shit. Stick your fingers in as deep as you can and stretch up and out -- stretch and hold for 10min twice a day and rub some coconut oil on after each session.

>>37363597
most porn dicks are under 7"

>>37363603
Oh, and that's all sourced from
http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0

>>37363597
Because your effective length is more like 6 inches.

>>37363642
>effective length
>he forgot to apply the k factor to his dick measurement

>>37363537
Not bad at all.
Find a girl that's into anal and you're set.
Nice smiley face
>>37363597
Perspective
Camera tricks used in amateur and """professional""" porn

Honestly, just take a picture and compare it to something to get that idea out of your head.

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>>37363578

nope

this is what it looks like chubbed

>>37363804
you have cool balls

>>37361271
>cutcucks don't realize they're normalfag scum
Stay in denial, normie.

>>37363663
>He doesn't know your actual dick size is the length of your dick, squared by the width of your dick.

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>>37363868

thank you

ive been getting a lot of ball compliments lately

ive never really thought about it but i guess i do like my balls

>>37361504
>not posting comparison pics
I hate you.

>>37363920
They hang really low

>>37362544
The ability to gain erections and cum is a slowly developed one. By the time you can do it fully, you're already used to it.

GIVE US PHIMOSIS DIX

cmon anons be confident

>>37361182
wtf do dicks actually bend like that?

mine is scraight as fuck, if anything it curves downward slightly when erect, or does this have something to do with ethnic origin?

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>>37363950

ty sometimes they are annoying and get in the way

>>37363804
I stand corrected. My chubbed dick looks like your soft one :(

>>37364214

tbf it was after a hot shower. not chubbed but not shriveled by any means

Who /ED/ here?

>>37364247
Can you get a pic of it at its most shriveled?

>>37364292

haha ive never actually thought to take a pic of it like that

george carlin "like a stack of dimes"

>>37364078
>tfw
I had to start wearing briefs to deal with it.
Works wonders.

>>37362432
No, it feels good.

Does anyone experience phantom dick length? I'm serious. It's like your dick feels larger than it actually is.

>>37361182
No, it just means I eat whole plant foods :^)

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is it bad

please be kind

>>37364078
Male genitalia are so funny looking. Your balls look like they'd be easy to just rip off.

>>37364868
Did you break your penis once? That bulging cord there looks like scar tissue.

>>37363284
>>37361840

Is it that bad? Women will be disgusted by it?

>>37361270
https://efukt.com/22016_Cam_Whore_Left_Speechless.html

oreg

is upwards curve good ?
kv so i wouldnt know , but mine curves like 6

>>37364868
I like your dick anon, though my opinion probably doesn't count for much.

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who /smallpeter/ here?

>>37365347
That's above average beter

How does he get his dick to stand up like that?
My erections are like 3 max 4

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>>37365448
How old are you? Maybe you should go to a doctor

>>37365575
22. My erect dick just looks like a bigger version of my flaccid dick. It's only pushed up a little bit.

>>37365575
26

Why should I go see a doctor? I can still fap

>>37363869
I have serious pain and discomfort from being partially uncircumsized in a country where almost nobody else is, my dick looks deformed and withered, the head of my dick is dry and the same colour as the foreskin and has bumps all over it. If you think having a normal and non-mutilated penis is worse, than you should fucking kys.

>>37365575
I haven't had a full erection for nearly a year, but I have no trouble fapping, in fact I used to be able to cum when my dick was pretty much flaccid, I also eat a shit diet, do fuckall exercise and have lifelong testicular complications at age 18. Am I fucked? Is it fixable?

My dick has a natural downward curve rather than upward, it's not extreme but it is noticable.

Combine that with how the base is thinner than the rest of the shaft, so it can't handle its own weight, it droops rather than pointing even straight forward.

This means that my erections tend to look only half erect.

>>37365646
>>37365800
Bro I'm 26 too and I still get rock hard full erections. Just because you can still fap doesn't mean that's normal and it won't get worse. Just saying I'd go to a doctor if I were you

>>37363537
stats anon please?