How am I supposed to please a woman with this tiny cock?

All you need is a shit load of money

>>37361145

Tiny, overall weird shape and worst of all it's cut

0/10 wouldn't suck

>>37361284
but that isn't cut my dude...

people talk an awful lot about dicks and there are way too many people who think a dick is or isn't cut when it's the opposite.

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>>37361145
>cock is five shades darker than rest of body

>>37361145
from the photo it looks average. how many inches?

It's not tiny, it's perfectly average and, most importantly, intact. Any gf you get will love your dick.

>>37361320
That is cut idiot. Do you know what foreskin looks like? Use Google.

>>37361362
Reminds you of those weird hentais, right?

>>37361468
>"what is pulling back foreskin?"

>>37361468
I have a foreskin moron. there's a frenulum which is connected to the foreskin on that dick.. it's just pulled back. uncut dicks show entire glans too

if it doesn't you have phimosis.

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>>37361145

tfw you have severe phemosis and your cock is bet down at a 45 degree angle.

dude fuck off.

>>37361468
God damn you're dumb

>>37361362
It's because of the blood. Off yourself, shitskin. Your eyes are not worthy of gazing upon aryan cock.

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>>37361468
You're fucking retarded, I'm not circumsized.
>>37361425
>>37361428
>tfw average

>>37361745
>straight rigid ruler

using a body tape measure to measure yourself properly would knock you down to 5.5 inches lmao

>>37361468
Get rid of your phimosis u retard

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>>37361428
how can you lie like this? legitimately worse than roasting him. you're like those cunts that go to adalia rose' normiebook and say she's 10/10 and looks gorgeous

>>37361839

I don't understand why that would be any different.

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>>37361145
You're spiderman what more do you need?

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>tfw anything under 8x6 is worthless