/britfeel/

>>37357705
>actually jeremy corbyn edition

>>37357750
>>37357705
Can't we have gulags for the gays and capitalists?

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Recognise Russian sovereignty over Crimea

/britfeel/ orgy
W H E N
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>>37357761
is having sex with cute feminine lads gay?

>>37357705
+15

origamiiiisa

Who is /britfeel/ voting for?


http://www.strawpolI.me/13068386

>>37357733
That diet caused me to lose my last job.

>>37357792

This is a screamer, not a genuine strawpoll

>>37357792
mate

originaI

fucking wagecuckery tomorrow lads. Dreading it.

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>>37357705
What happened to FAB ice lollies lads?

lads should I lie about my age when I go back to uni next year?

I'll be 24 but I could pass for about 18 easily, do you reckon I should be straight or lie? I'm hoping to finally get some poon for the first time ever

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>>37357792
please kill yourself you cunt

>>37357792
Lad. you guessed who i was going to vote for

>>37357821
You'll actually do better getting poon saying you're 24. 18-19 year olds will eat that shit up m8.

>>37357792
>Request Policy doesn't let it past
>clearly not a real Strawpoll
Thank you /g/.

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>>37357792
>Asking who we're voting for
>Posting a photo of just Theresa May

>>37357819
don't they still make them?

>>37357821
>I'll be 24 but I could pass for about 18 easily

This is the state of britfeel

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>tfw no gf to fart on me

why live lads

>>37357821
Depends how you look.

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>>37357110
You underestimate my power lad.

>>37357819
broken Britain i tell you....

post cock

>>37357867
s i x t i m e s

Anyone else watching the debate thing? Guarantee Paxman will give Mummy May an easy ride, the tory shill.

>>37357857
not my fault I have crohn's disease mate, I had a shit time when I actually was 18 but now I'm actually fully developed

>>37357870
I've been rated around 7 when I posted on r9k rate threads and in britfeel

Voting for the first time to keep Labour out.

>>37357872
post your sexy thighs you spooky feminine frog.

>>37357543
Antartica would be very neat, although I'm a massive pansy so I'm not sure I could take the cold! Would be absolutely beautiful though.

>>37357558
Not drunk, just stupid ;_;

>>37357605
Oh shiit that's ace, where are you going this time? Anywhere you'd recommend for first timers?

>>37357672
Hey buddy!
Oh man having to haul stuff back to uni isn't that fun. I think I might have asked this before but what are you studying?

A ski lodge is a good shout, I had a friend who stayed in one over christmas the it looked cosy as all heck. I was so jealous.

Breddy good, thanks for asking! The cooler weather has helped make things a lot more enjoyable me thinks.

Glad to hear you're doing a little better friend, hope your journey doesn't go too bad and you're comfy back in bed soon enough!

>>37357908
Then it shouldn't matter what you say. Just don't be a sperg.

>>37357854
They do, but look at this shit. I remember when they had Thunderbirds on the packaging, those were the fucking days.

>>37357877
You'll have to take me out for drinks first.

jesus christ I feel fucking rubbish after seeing that photo taken of my lads

makes me never want to step outside the house again

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>>37357914
I don't think I have any photos of my thighs. I did shave one leg once though to see what it felt like. It felt really nice to be fair.

>>37357908

>get rated 7 by the prison gays of britfeel

>>37357980
would fuck/10 post ass.

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>too tired to do anything
>seems wasteful to go to sleep because it is still early

Just been lying on my bed for the past half hour~

>>37357821
Better to be honest desu. If you get found out you could be ostracised. Plus I think being slightly older might work in your favour anon~

>>37357980
Auschwitz tier

desu

>>37357792
How butthurt must you be to resort to this, did your meme not take hold and now you have to throw your toys out of the pram?

>>37357938
>Oh shiit that's ace, where are you going this time? Anywhere you'd recommend for first timers?

Tokyo - Kyoto - Osaka: for a introduction i would say, with easy day trips to Yokohama, Nara and one or two others in central area.
>>37357955
I will give you a night in wetherspoons you wont soon forget :^)
>>37357980
smooth legs always feel nice :)

>>37357903
Funny the way idiots just assume because somebody has a posh voice and went to oxbridge they are a tory.

Paxman stood as communist candidate in his youth, applied for editorship of labour newspapers and also stated that he considering himself a socialist.

If anything he'd be shilling for Corbyn.

But he wouldn't shill for anybody, because Paxman is an extremely competent journalist.

>>37358073
Maybe so but much more recently he described himself as a "one nation tory"

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>>37357908
>chron's disease
>had a shit time

im a bit confused at may saying she doesnt want people selling their houses and things like that to pay for their care but then says assets and money up to 100k are protected, arent houses worth way more than that?

>>37358121
That's basically a socialist

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So this is happening lads, when the timer hits the end what do you think will happen. Periscope just got banned will update with new links here's the old one
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjWEVeXwxw

>>37358171
So theresa may is basically a socialist?
>>37358166
Yeah it's almost like the policy isn't thought through

>>37358184
what the fuck.

Possibly an ARG?

>>>/x/ Are they all over this?

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>>37358184
>gary monk is a cunt

>>37358184
pls explanation
i will not click on such a dodgy of dodgyness link

>>37358184
>garry monk is a cunt

kek

>>37357938
It's not much stuff, at least, I travel light. I can't remember if you've asked either but I'm studying Maths.
That, or some big city like New York or something. I've always enjoyed cities, at least for short periods of time.
Yeah, it's a nice change, though I've found it slightly chilly at times. Gives me an excuse to wrap up, though.
Thank you, you're always sweet, it brightens things up a bit.

>>37358211
its viral marketing for a video game.

>>37358211
>>37358213
>>37358205
>>37358201
Here lads originally links being posted
>>>/pol/127616710

>>37358166
>im a bit confused at may saying she doesnt want people selling their houses and things like that to pay for their care but then says assets and money up to 100k are protected, arent houses worth way more than that?

I know the media has been giving her a hard time about it but it seems to me to be a totally common sense proposal. If you have an asset worth as much as some of the houses in the south and south east especially then you should pay for your own shit, not expect the taxpayer to foot the bill.

Most of those against it are just boomers who think that the next generation should subsidize their ludicrously inflated house prices which they didn't work for. House prices are just artificially inflated because they don't build enough of them because of insanely strict planning control. They didn't work for shit and aren't entitled to shit.

>>37358205
Let me rub your feet.

>>37358147
had a hearty lel to this

>>37358274
Fuck off, I'm first in line.

>>37358293
I'll fucking flay you, you rotten cunt.

>>37358262
what about people who did work hard for their house and want to pass it onto their children and dont want their children to have to deal with todays insane prices?

>>37358274
>>37358293
i sleep in my socks and change them once every 1-4 weeks

Working link lads to execution?
Https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BdGYvPgqgQJX

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>>37358293
>>37358274
ya'll asking for trouble saying this around here? my good chum ebin already has a lover and he aint look like you

>>37358198
Pretty much. I don't see her cutting taxes, reducing the size of the government, or talking about any serious plans to stop mass immigration. Tories are labour lite. They were under Cuckeron and still are.

>>37358330
Then let me bathe you then give you a full body massage.

>>37358330
That's exactly what I was hoping

>>37358340
im not even going to click this link looks dodgy. i cant do anything to help and its just going to make me feel shitty.

>that guy in the audience mouthing "compete bollocks"

>>37358330
i want to fuck your sweaty, smelly feet while smelling your socks desu lad.

>>37358326
They didn't work hard for the value of their houses, that's my point. Their value is just artificially inflated because we don't know how to do the most basic thing - house people - in this shitty country.

Mummy May going down in flames. Literally got laughed at then owned by a man who made a pig noise.

>>37358342
>Pretty much. I don't see her cutting taxes, reducing the size of the government, or talking about any serious plans to stop mass immigration. Tories are labour lite. They were under Cuckeron and still are.

You're the thickest cunt I've seen post here in a while. and that's no mean feat.

>>37358386
what are you watching lad?

ori ori

>>37358330
Please post sweaty socks lad

>>37358401
my mum only bought a house without a mortgage recently though, last year, and she wanted to pass it onto me though, so she did work hard for it and had to pay a lot for it

>mummy may being laughed at
>woman admitting she voted leave based on the 350mil quote
quite a wild ride lads

>>37358419
Q&A with Mummy May on Sky News

>>37358444
what is this? please tell me, i want to know

:L

fucking hell lads I think jezza might win

>>37358455
i cant watch it on my tv. my mum and dad are using the tv. anyway i can watch it online?

>>37358468
>>37358419
here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

gimp

>>37358444
>implying the 350mil quote even vaguely implied every bit of that would go to the NHS

Lads how do yo udraw out that last bit of piss?
I'm sick of it dribbling down my leg, no matter how much I shake it.

>>37358498
thanks you sexy xoxo

>Inb4 Paxman lets Adolf May get away with more vague bullshit

Did this to Steady Eddy last election too. Gave Cameron 1 tough question then let him wriggle out of everything, and shouted all over Milibae. Awful awful man.

>>37358330
Post your dirty feet.

>>37358524
push in your gooch lad

doesn't work for everyone but worth a try

Paxman is such a cheeky cunt

lel

>>37358524

Two fingers on your cock right back at your balls, lift the sort of U shape a couple of times and push forward, shake your nob again.

hard to explain but it makes sense if you sit and fiddle for a while.

Source:- Had a prostrate infection years ago, virtually had to pump piss out by hand.

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Alright lads, got two kittens today that need naming, a boy and a girl.

I was thinking Harold for the boy after the patron saint of britfeel. Any ideas for the girl?

>>37358538
she is being a demagogue. paxman also isnt giving her time to talk

its like listening to children. fucking let her speak, even if it is rubbish.

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>>37358420
do you like my sock?

>>37358612

Emily, lad

>>37358612
so fucking jealous lad they look really nice

how can dogs even compete

>>37358524
These days I just tear off 3 or 4 squares of toilet paper and then wrap it around my dick like a shroud before tucking my dick back into my boxers. Then the inevitable dribble gets absorbed into that and next time I'm in the toilet I drop the used dick-nappy into the toilet.

Pretty disgusting and infantile but it's not as if there's any risk of anyone going anywhere near my dick to find out so who cares,

>>37358626
think i could rub my dick on your sock until i cum??? hahahah

>>37358524
sitting down makes the angle of things better

try that faggot

>>37358612
slag
blox

>>37358612
puar for the girl lad

>>37358626
Stinky ebina feet

how lewd

>>37358612
you should call them Fred and Rose

>>37358626
Joke's on you, I can lewd that, too.

>>37358626
Post your damn feet.

>>37358612
Oh wow they are really cute anon! I would suggest a name but I am terrible at that kind of thing. Most of my cats are named after sweets or chocolate brands, you can do better than that~

Fuck it lads.

I'm going to pull a sickie tomorrow and thus lose my job.

>>37358612
ebina for the girl

>>37358682

Really like that lad, good idea.

>>37358040
Thanks junlad! Will certain take note, hope you have a cracking time when you go back.

>>37358233
Oh wow Maths, you're far smarter than me. What year are you on friendo?
Oh I'm very much with you on that, there's something about large cities that are so neat to visit, I wouldn't want to stay in them for lengthy periods of time though. I'm far more suited to somewhere smaller!

pls nothing to thank me for, I enjoy chatting with you!

>>37358612
Those are some nice feckin kitties.

Harold is a good name for the boy, Rose would be a nice name for the girl I think!

>last post: 6 minutes ago

goodnight I guess

It's extremely slow tonight.

I'm here now, everything's fine

>>37358952
>>37359006
>>37359033

everybodies trying to find a stream of that tied up girl.

scary shit. hope she's okay.

>>37359006
yeh sorry got all the cute waifu lads over for halo and chill - the musk is next level.

>>37358885
Oh, that's nonsense, concentrated autism allows me to be good at maths and useless at much else, that's all. I'm on my second year right now, with exams in a week's time, it's worrying.
Exactly, everyday life should be comfy and isolated, but the big cities add necessary excitement on occasion.
Ah, thank you, I enjoy these conversations, too.

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>>37358952
got nothing really worthwile to post I never do

>>37359046

It's obviously just cynical, viral, bollocks for some shit game that's guaranteed to get a yellow score on Metacritic.

>>37359077
i want pizza now because of your gif you gay faggot

>>37359046
It's obviously just dumb viral trash

>>37359095
I don't even eat or like pizza

Fuck that shit at the end was awful.
>No deal is better than a bad deal over and over

WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE'S NO DEAL YOU STUPID FUCKING SCARECROW LOOKING HAG.

Also no questions about the NHS or fox hunting. Paxman's probably on BUPA so he doesn't give a fuck.

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>>37358799
t-thanks lad

ori ori

I start work in tech support tomorrow, still gonna be van driving some days and doing the other job other days while my notice runs its course

>>37359117
into the trash you go

desu

>>37359077
everything you post is worthwhile to me bby

now post boipucci.

>>37359131
JFC people still give a crap about fox hunting, they're pests

>>37359131
no child is better than a devil child

>>37359155
desu I don't eat 90% of normie food so i'm not discriminating agaisnt pizza

>>37359170

And no post would have been better than that nonsense, you spoon.

>>37359168

It's an extremely big issue

>>37359155
pizza is the ultimate normie food

>>37359201
FOR YOU

maninthemaskblox

>>37359168
It's not about controlling the fox population though is it, it's about seeing a small animal ripped to shreds for the pleasure of tory toffs.

>>37359131
if she admits that she will accept any deal, the eu will take advantage of it.

may is scum but this makes sense

>>37359212

FFS lad stop talking shite.

>>37359212
food itself is normie, if you eat it you might as well kill yourself you normie fuck

>>37359221

For the nation.

>>37359212
I'm not going to just liking something just because normies like it too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40087357

>Take the family to the zoo on a bank holiday monday
>Expect to see lions and penguins
>instead see a zoo keeper getting a lethal dose of tiger instead

>>37359131
>Farrage complimenting Comrade on twitter
Ayy

>>37359212

>eating food and not living on sunlight and water

normie cunt

>>37359285
>sunlight
>opening the curtains, letting the outside world in

Normie cunt

>>37359304
>not using your bitcoint stocks to buy your own land and not having to put up with the outside world

normie cunt

Drunk right now. Dubs and I kiss my flatmate

lads all I said was pizza is normie that does not mean all food is normie jesus christ

game of thrones is normie that does not mean all tv shows are normie or watching tv is normie

baka state of britfeel these days

>>37359270
harambe's revenge

>>37359428
Fin. Odds I don't, evens I do

>>37359391
>stocks
u wot m8?

6 wanks lads, 6 wanks is what it takes for my bollocks to start aching

>>37359468
Just six? Lightweight.

>>37359433
>watches tv shows rather than sitting in contemplation

bloody normie

>>37359445
reroll

bloxo kubes

>>37359433
>lads all I said was pizza is normie

How can food be "normie"

Fuck off and come back when your balls drop. Somebody might have fucked some sense into you by then.

>>37359496
Fuck you. I've wanted to kiss her for months

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>>37359046

Kek, did you see the guy in that periscope?

Pic related

>>37359485
lad TWO of my normie flatmates both spend 30 minutes a day meditating

sitting in contemplation is a new normie trend

>>37359433
it was a joke lad

mad banter

>>37359534
you do know that this a joke?

wait, you thought this was real? LMFAO

>>37359534
Meditation is pretty good though

Any of your lives technically better than ever yet you feel worse than ever mentally?

>>37359508
>How can food be "normie"
get a load of this fucking normie

Can someone decide if I kiss my flatmate or not for me?

>>37359508
mate listen you don't get it because YOU are the normie

pizza is not a staple food like bread that everyone eats. normies choose it because it's a normie food for normies.

am I getting it through your thick skull Mr Norman Normaldino

>>37359627
>Normaldino
>making a football reference

Looks like we got ourselves a normie lad banter merchant on our hands

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>>37359626
If she is female - don't
If he is male - do.

>>37359627

Fucking right I'm a normie. If not being normie is being a mental and social insect like you.... I won't be shedding any tears over that.

Fancy some pizza you sexless freak?

>>37359724
You gay or something, lad?

>>37359686
it was a reference to normie pizza munching italians you fucking normie

in fact you are the normie for even assuming it was related to '''sports''' if you can even count normieball as a sport that is

>>37359738
Straight. Got myself a gf too.

>>37357821
Why would you? It'll just come up at some point like when they find your ID or your parents send a card with happy 25th birthday and they think you're some creep for lying about your age

>>37359763
Why are you saying don't then?

>>37359787
Inversion of expectations.

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>>37359063
Not nonsense at all, and concentrated autism has nothing to do with it!
Oh gosh that's soon, do your best buddy and let me know how you think you get on with them!
Off to bed soon lad so hope you get comfy soon, night friendo!

who else /George/ here?
Is there a better wholesome British name?

>>37359853
Karim is a belter.

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Rank em

Imagine having these names
Oliver
Jack
Harry
George
Jacob
Charlie
William
Thomas
James
Muhammad
Henry
Joshua
Ethan
Archie
Isaac
Joseph
Alexander
Samuel
Daniel
Edward
Lucas
Jake
Arthur
Adam
Dylan
Riley
Matthew
Harvey
Richard

>>37359920
Get some new material. please bored of these slags

>>37359920
7, 2, 5, 5, 4, 6, 8, 6, 6

not original what the fuck

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>>37359936
alrighty, how about this?

>Tfw your name is used as an insult
Feels bad man

Just got 20000 upvotes on reddit lads haha

>>37359934
You're probably called something like Liam, Kieron or Shane right?

>>37359961
your mum called you cunt?
bit harsh.

>>37359957
3241

original voting

>>37359963
what did you post? desu

>>37359957
>7
>9
>6
>4

too low in content fuck u bot

>>37358401
You actually have a very good point there

>>37359970
Seems like your name was on there.

Poor lad.

>>37359990
Just posted a screenshot on /r/4chan heje

>>37359920
7,3,5,1,9,6,4,8,2
__Origiano__
Never b4 seen

>>37358471
Please god no
Look at me being original

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>>37360011
Hey _THE_SPECTRE_

>Drunks shouting outside my window.
For fucks sake its only Monday.

>>37359961
Wally, is that you?

>>37358401
>They didn't work hard for the value of their houses, that's my point. Their value is just artificially inflated because we don't know how to do the most basic thing - house people - in this shitty country.

We don't know how to have everyone owning property and with the possible exception of the USA neither does any other first world nation.

Renting, or living with family until late in your life is the norm in most countries.

>>37359934
Get fucked bellend

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time for some new girls lads, rank em

>>37359957

They look about fucking 12.

>>37360056
Little Miss Reviewbrah bottom left

>>37359957
Would creampie the one on the right so hard

>>37360032
Sappenin lad

>>37360066
then they shouldn't be dressing like slappers

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>>37360070
herd u talking shit like I wouldn't find out

>>37359963
>tfw constantly post on le reddit
>Only 2,300 karma

Feels bad man :<

>>37360056
why are they always schoolgirls?

>>37360150
Please review the new BBQ beef burnt ends from subway

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>>37360056
Only correct answers
>>37360172
they seem to be in sixth form lad

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What's the easiest rank or title I can get before my name that will impress normies lads?

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This is one of you lads.

>>37360056
i don't rank girls out of ten, i think its stupid. i have three ranks: wouldn't shag, would shag and would gf.

i would shag all of them apart from second to far bottom left would i would gf

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Proper craving a chinese tonight.

>>37360245
How did you know I was a female between the ages of 5 and 11?

whats the cheapest way to get to illinois lads?

>>37357792
>Click on screaming
>Gf looks across at me and says condescendingly 'Jesus, anon'
okay.jpg

>>37360163
Gotta put less effort in lad. They love that there

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Rank them bois

Originalo

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I just measured the width of the inside of my house... it's 12ft

And I paid 120,000 quid for it

>>37360274
what's going on in this image

>>37360333
2 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 5

content orirorir

>>37360333
4
don't care about the rest

OROEJROJGFD

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END THE WHITE RACE NOW REEEE

>>37360336
I believe the person wearing the latex muslim rag is stating that to eat that chip, it is going to have to do under the robes as opposed to them removing the head part to allow for ease of eating.

>>37359391
>not stalking Normies in the dead of night pouncing on them and drinking their blood for sustenance
Normie cunt

>>37360333
2>4>3>1>5
>dem original trips

>>37360333
2 is best
Gffjk

>>37357779
over at ebinlads house

The smell of his cock and arsehole attracts gays for miles

FFS, can we stop giving these rate pictures (you)s. It's making this /britfeel/ shit.

>>37359428
Rolling for drunken sexual assault

>>37360335

Do you live in a terrace? You must at that width

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>>37360369
Give me an Asian gf corbyn reeeeee

>>37359428
Rolling, let's send someone to prison tonight

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>>37360398
Here's some more of her

>>37360233
>What's the easiest rank or title I can get before my name that will impress normies lads?
Ms.

>>37359428
My dubs say you do and get charged with sexual harassment

>>37360426
Semi detached 2bhwyl

just saw a spider with only 6 legs lads

>>37359428
Kev will bless me for you.

>>37360477
Fukin nice kev

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>>37360407
don't think it does unfortunately, still a kissless handholdless hugless no eye contactless virgin

>>37360514
Just go see an escort lad.

>>37360514

Maybe if you invested less of your time into obsessing over Japanese cartoon girls, women would have more interest in you

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>>37360557
I would rather just hug and maybe kiss eventually someone I like, not that bothered about sex with another human it looks wierd and inhuman. If I get to 30 i'll pay a tranny for an hour to just hug me or something

>>37360514
post your address lad, I'll come sort that out

>>37360459
think they're called ants mate

>>37359980
Underrated in an original way

>>37360514
You just need a good bumming to set you straight, bum one of the lads here

>>37359428
Kev got involved and gave you the dubs you seeked.
Now do it and share what happened.

>>37360514
i feel for you lad. i only managed to lose my virginity at 22 because i forced my self to try. if you're a shy lad, you're basically fucked. its even worse now a days because approaching women is becoming more uncommon so i would feel even more embarrassed when doing it

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I'm collecting all of these, anyone have more?

>>37360581
you know that is bollocks lad. even if his interests were normie tear, it wouldent make girls swoon over him. him chaning hobbies isnt gonig to suddenly make him become super outgoing or some shit

>>37360604
no thats what they say about your penis
honestly lmaoing at your life

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Rate this woman lads. Personally I'm leaning towards a 9

>>37360673
Very cute/10

desu

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>>37357819
fabs are my favorites and this pisses me off too i thought i had accidentally let them thaw out somehow but every fucking pack is the same.

What to do if I keep eating for comfort, have no energy and don't enjoy anything anymore, not even drinking, and I don't have the attention span to do more than laugh at shitty ylyl gifs on /wsg/?

>>37360613
no desire to give like that, not with a girl either
>>37360624
I'm almost 24
>>37360598
ask elliotdoxxer

Any serial killers here want to put me out my misery?

>>37360292
Steal a boat

>>37360673
7. she is good looking but 9 is almost perfect and she deffo has her imperfection. her nose is too big, she has freckles, and she has a wide face.

deffo would like a bird this good looking but this is my opinion from a purely critical stand point

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>>37360725
Get down to the canal.

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>>37360639
got 200 of them

>>37360701
>I'm almost 24

i know lad. im 23 too. i could of bee in a very similar situation to you. i got bullied and school etc but my parents forced me to go to college and i guess that got me out of the house and improved my confidence a bit.

>>37360696
wait 50 more years then die

>>37360776
WELP PACK IT UP BOYS
CUTEST PICTURE IN BRITFEEL HAS JUST BEEN POSTED
CLOSE IT UP
GO HOME

mates i got to lose weight FAST. how do?

>>37360744
What canal?

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>>37360743
She's at least an 8
f

>>37360794
Welp, pack it up lads, the faggiest post ever has just been made in britfeel
Shut this shit down

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>Learning Chinese a month and a half now
>Know 500 words
>Watch a chinese film
>Still no fucking clue what they're saying

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>>37360776
I've only got 192
>>37360781
my parents are fine with me being NEET, I went to """college""" for a couple of months at 16 but it ruined me even more
>>37360794
lenlad never posted his pic though

>>37360819
i dont reckon she is but we all have our opinions.

i think the girls i lost my virginity to was better looking and they both have a similar look

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>>37360823
Pack it up britfeel we got a rude dude over here

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>>37360823
We can get more faggy for you my little lover boi

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huddersfield got promoted

>>37360872
They will back down next season. Look forward to the tears then.

>>37360696
Eat some leafy greens to clear out your excess estrogen then lift weights/do push ups to boost testosterone

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>>37360892
they still get a load of money + parachute payments even if they go down, fuckers

I just hope /we/ get a good manager in and some investment

>>37360906
Is this a meme? Are you memeing me m8?

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>>37360866
>>>37360823
>Pack it up britfeel we got a rude dude over here
Some anons just dont know how to behave politely do they
Waifus?

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>>37360906
I still can't do a full push up, at least I can run for a few mins without collapsing

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>>37360852
>192
not bad lad desu

>>37360696
>>37360906
I'm currently the same way. Does that really work?

Has anyone else here had problems with 4chanx on Firefox? For some reason, I can't post with it anymore, since it keeps saying "no valid captcha" even after I've typed in the captcha.

Tried uninstalling and reinstalling both the browser and the extension and deleted cache/cookies, but that didn't work. Bit of a head-scratcher 2bh.

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>>37360957
oh I didn't have that one. thanks

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>>37360859
What about now?
f

>>37360852

>my parents are fine with me being NEET

i was a neet at 20 for almost 2 years. they did not bother me too much for the first year because i was extremely depressed over some shit that happened. after about a year i went on job seekers in an attempt to do something, all the shit they offered me was terrible, so i decided to go to uni.

>>37360996
think the uni ship has sailed for me, I've been neet for 8 years and I'd have to study for a year or two before even getting to uni. Don't think I could cope, espically since its mostly a waste of time. Wouldn't be able to deal with the degenerate 18-19 year olds either

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>>37360968
are you that german lad?
desu

Watching Twin Peaks with my sis, what you lads up to?

>>37360929
No it dose really work weights are better than push ups
>>37360941
Running dosnt really boost tostesrone left weights even if their small


>>37360959
Yes

>>37361072
Watching Twin Peaks with my mum

>>37361072
Watching babestation mate

>>37361072
Watching Twin peaks with my bro.
We should fuck while our siblings diddle each other

>>37361076
I'm not that bothered about raising test

>>37361076
I'm talking about the leafy greens and purging oestrogen

>>37361034
at this point, just getting a job and experience, and working your way up could be better. you could always volunteer at something you have a interest in and hopefully get an entry level job.

i find all the people in uni to be annoying as fuck and they are only 3 years younger. im half mates with some people there and most lads have a really shit attitude.

>>37361100
Yes they do that

>>37361065
No, I'm a born and bred Brit

Why, was he complaining about it too?

>>37361113
>working your way up

That's a myth. It was possible 30 years ago but not anymore.

The only way for real social mobility is either uni, starting a business, or apprenticeship and then starting a business.

I'm going to pull a sicky and hopefully update my CV and apply for jobs.

Realistically I'll just wank all day.

>>37360869
you got that from imagefap

>>37361167
>That's a myth.

really? i have always been told by careers that some places will accept people solely on experience. getting in the police for example is predominately based on experience. and once you have the job cant you work your way up?

>>37361167

This.
Get qualified for the job you want.

>>37361113
yeah and mostly they'll be in the same situation I'm in just with student debt

>>37361238
How many jobs have you worked lad? Be honest.

>>37361238

Actually you have a point there, police is a career in which escalation is still possible.

>>37361238
Police, Army, Civil Service maybe you can still work your way up. Don't have any experience to tell you for sure.

But with businesses, that dream is over. People just move around jobs too much these days, and the internet makes recruiting people so easy. Why train someone up when you could just recruit someone who already knows the job?

>>37361280
>Civil Service
Only if you have a degree. Non graduates don't ever make it above grade 3, EO.

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>>37361046
what did he mean by this

nervous

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Eat Chinese

>>37361165
yeah there was some german lad who complained constantly about firefox and 4chanx but wouldn't switch away from it

>>37361263
none but im not talking about all jobs. im a student. im talking about shit like volunteering at a gym, getting experience, and then getting hired due to experience. ive always been told this is a way to get jobs. im not talking about working in a buisness and then going from the bottom to a ceo. i might be wrong.

>>37361266
>>37361280

yeah, i dont mean all careers because in a lot of jobs there is only really the worker and team leader. im talking more like in the previous job were you go from volunterring to getting an the job, and then getting experience in that job, and then potentially working in another job that is the same career but a better place. im not chatting becoming a ceo or something.

Every single neet ITT that want's a job should be able to get a 26k job as a low level office manager or retail manager.

You're all smart enough. And by that I mean the bar is very low.

>>37361306
That's something that has changed fairly recently too. In the 90s you could get into the senior civil service with no degree.

>>37361380
Well if you just fancy working in a gym then year. That's not really moving up in the world though.

>>37361413
how would I get accepted? On paper I'm fucking below single mothers for job experience and qualifications even though I'm way more self-aware and able

Bit uncomfy all this job talk. Let me know if we start talking about wanking or tv or something.

>>37361415
>That's not really moving up in the world though.

it is if you dont have a job lad and want one i think. to some people working in a gym could be great because its their passion or some shit.

>>37361413
I can't brown nose.

It doesn't matter how hard you work unless you point it out and I'm far too modest to do that.

>>37361413
You normally have to be quite outgoing and sociable for positions like that, which is why tards can get it if they're confident.

>>37361413
Smart enough maybe, but why would they employ a slightly odd, quiet guy when they could have a nice woman that all the normies will get on with?

>>37361492
Exactly lad.

You don't get a job because of what you can DO

You get a job because of who you ARE

It's that simple in 99% of jobs.

>>37361413
im thinking about becoming a Liberian

I'm surprised that I managed to get a job. Keep expecting the normies to turn on me and throw me out though.

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Fucking hell, Animal Farm is a depressing book isn't it?

>>37361492
>>37361495

I'm not outgoing and sociable. I was hired for being detached and methodical.

>>37361526
>Keep expecting the normies to turn on me and throw me out though.

Make it clear to them that you'll channel the spirit of Elliot if the normies attempt an abnormie cleansing.

>>37361542
What do you do where they are looking for that?

clean your bloody room

>>37361583
manage a bunch teenagers that might need sacking at the drop of a hat.

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>>37361597
your not my dad


>playing 3v3 on OW to win the chest bonus
>2-2 last round
>fall off the map and lose it for my team

>Yeah perhaps!

How do I respond

>>37361413
>Every single neet ITT that want's a job should be able to get a 26k job as a low level office manager or retail manager.
Those jobs don't pay that much though. A retail manager makes around 20k a year at most. Office jobs pay around 18k a year.

Also, there's stiff competition for them because they're unskilled labour and so you have 100 people going for every opening.

>>37361618
Your boss is wise.

Sadly I don't think all bosses would be as wise as that.

They'd probably be more likely to employ a children's TV presenter type guy. That was my experience when I was a teenager working in a shit job. My managers were usually good looking, outgoing types who said "Yeah?" a lot.

>>37361685
That's how much I get paid, assumed most other management type jobs would to.

>Office jobs pay around 18k a year.

You mean non management office jobs right?

I used to make 18k as an admin clerk.

these jobs have 100s of people applying and I have no GCSEs and an 8 year employment gap, I don't think its easy as your making out

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>>37360934
would this be a call for waifus perchance?

>>37361747
Law of averages, I must have applied to 100 jobs to get mine.

100 applications become 3 interviews that become 1 job if you're lucky.

>>37361747
honestly lad, you're best speaking to a professional. there are people that get paid to offer advice.

>>37361779
I think I've got every job I've gone for. But then I just go for jobs I expect to get/ am overqualified for

>>37361810
I went for an interview as an ops manager at a company which is a manager of managers. I was hoping to cut out needing to be a manager first.

Paid 35k but I didn't get it.

about to have a mince beef and onion pie lads, yum yum din dins

1650 calories in total after eating the pie, successful day

>>37361795
>>37361779
I know, I'm doing foundation english/maths which is GCSE c level so I have something at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSQd0411Ik

is there a more british sound

>>37361865
That sounds like the biggest non job ever. God knows how it pays so much.

>>37361873
think i done the same thing in college. cant really remember it much but i never tried and got a pass

>>37361682
Kinda need to know the question

>>37361931
>In charge of hiring the right people to be managers
>Ultimately in charge of the people the people you manage, manage.
>Need to steer the department in the right direction

How would it be a non job?

>>37361923
>is there a more british sound

yeah ya mahs flaps