lol could you imagine???

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>>37357296
THE ROASTIE'WHORE IS GONNA TRY IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NO SEX FOR 24 HOURS. WILL SHE BE ABLE TO? IT'S A DAUNTING TASK FOR ANY WOMAN.

I seriously fucking hate humanity and women especially.

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>>37357296
kek there are ppl that go upto 30 years without getting their D wet

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>>37357362
Aww jeez, what did anyone do to you?

>>37357296
A film about a 40 year old virgin would just be cringy, out of touch and would have horrible jokes

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>>37357413
Fuck off. Stop posting in every fucking thread

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>>37357296
>"One man is about to do the unthinkable..."

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>Better Late Than Never

Why do (((they))) hate our virginities?

>>37358955
>every fucking thread
That's just a fallacy because I don't post in every thread, dummy.

>>37357413
Global rule 13, fagtron. Obey it.

im laughing so hard at this thread

>>37357362
>being this assblasted
Maybe you could ask your buddies at the MRA meetings if they have any valium to spare

>>37360050
God, fuck this movie.

It acts as though it's a god given blessing from Heaven that he ends up being allowed to finally lose his virginity in some ancient turbo-toasties cum-encrusted sterile cavern and help her raise Chads kid. I can't watch this or that fucking Will Pharrel movie, 'The Step Dad' or some shit without feeling virulent anger.

I would never allow some disgusting single mother to ever touch me. Fuck off with your little bastard and your ruined, used up ass pussy.

>>37360530
How can you be so offended? It's just a movie. You need to grow up, honestly. It's no wonder no girl wants to sleep with you when you're acting like a complete sperglord.

>>37360798
Get bent, Roastie shit. Tyrone Jr. Should be waking up from his nap soon.

>>37360798
>How can you be so offended

No one is offend. These movies are just all awful.

>>37360050
This movie is epic

>>37361042
Yeah so epic that a roastie makes him sell his collection that he spent years gathering as a hobby. So epic that he has to lose his virginity to a single mother and help her raise another man's children.

>>37361122

When you put it that way you make it seem like some kind of social engineering/subconscious propaganda film.

>>37361225

Really jostles your jug.