ITT most memorable thing your dad said to you

>son be sure to never hit anyone
>thats what idiots do, real men can talk to each other
>well if you have no chance
>than smack this motherfucker to ground to show him who's the boss
I love my dad.

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>>37353924
>Having a father

Must be nice.

>>37353924
My dad's advice for me when I left for college was "Stay away from queers, niggers, and muslims."

>>37354122
Is he wrong though?

Muted because muh oregano

>>37353924
>High school is probably the easiest time of your life.
>Once you get out, the world starts coming down at you like an avalanche of shit rolling down a hill
>And you'll spend your entire life pushing back and doing your best to stand your ground, maybe even push forward just an inch at a time
>Then you die
>So enjoy what you can son, don't get hung up on the little bullshit that wont even fucking matter a few weeks.

Thanks dad, I will always cherish this sense of apathy.

>I'm sorry I didn't raise you well.

Haha, yeah, you were emotionally abusive/neglectful. Fuck off. Stop trying to play buddy with me now that I'm older.

didn't grow up with my father :^)

>>37353924
"you'll always have me and your mother"
thanks dad
we still don't have a great relationship though. he never did much dad stuff but we went out when I was a kid and I have some good memories with him

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>Better a man who with a fat wallet than a fat dick
Not that he's necessarily wrong but I'm not sure I needed to hear this at 12 years old.

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My parents divorced when I was young, my step dad divorced too, Why do I feel so unwanted

>>37354659
We are all unwanted anon, even God doesn't talk to us directly anymore.

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>>37354659
I never did go on that fishing trip, he never took me camping, we never went hunting like all the other dads, I had no one to talk to about girls, I had no one to teach me how to become a man.

"Well grab some sun and have some fun don't be quick to run and bang some drums"

This is what my dad texted to me from Afghanistan when I went to Florida to march in a parade with my school band. Hes been deployed for most of my life because he cant adjust to civilian life, and he was abusive when he got home towards my family. I dont know if I love him or not, but I admire his perserverance.

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>>37353924
>never been emotionally intimate with father
>have some issues as a result
>one day decide I'm gonna talk to him about how I feel
>sit down on the sofa while he's on his desk
>say "Dad?"
>he nods and says "Uhuh?"
>explain everything
>like ten minutes of me talking
>turns around looks me in the eye
>"I wasn't listening, sorry?"

Heh

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>>37354720
And I wish I had daddy issues. At least then I would have had a dad

>"I love you very much."
C-come back dad, please

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>Was fostered from the age of 6
>Moved between foster carers 15 times
>Mostly shitty foster carers, violent, petty etc.
>Hardly saw my mum or dad
>Wasn't allowed outside for 6 years from the age of 9 because of a risk of being kidnapped by my mum
>Depressed, anxious, shitty social skills, a good person though, pretty smart too
>Pretty much straight A's at school
>Get accepted into a good university
>Get a birthday card from my dad on my 18th birthday
>"I'm proud of the person you've become"
>Mfw

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>not close whatsoever with my dad despite living with him all my life
>very distant, at work most of the day, barely say a word to him when he comes home.
>mom controls the entire household including finances and walks all over him
>all he does is use his PC, doesn't really play vidya but has a few old games in his tiny "office" room
>he leaves his desktop on one night
>mfw he's reading food wars
It was never directly said to me, but because of him I've seen what will happen to me if I don't man up and take charge in a relationship.
Our personalities and interests are incredibly similar, I feel like I'm looking at a very possible future self every time I look at him

You have a fine father, OP.

"No one would care if you died, you know. Nobody cared about your brother. You don't see people coming to visit, nobody calling, mailing, nothing. Nobody cared that he died. Nobody would care if you died either."

I hate alcohol.

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>"Who knows, you might grow up to be a serial killer or something, haha."

Ho ho ho I gotta great one.
>Left US for new country
>Going bad, no money no job
>Have about 2.00 USD in cash, decide to use last money to call and beg Dad to send me money
>Go to phone cabins, about 20 cents a minute to call home
>Call Dad and quickly explain, beg money
>Watch call ticker nearing 2 dollars
"Dad I got like 90 seconds til my last penny is spent"
>Well son, I suggest praying to Jesus for help and wisdo....
*Click*
And that's how I became homeless in South America

>Why do you hate us? [referring to himself and my mom]

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>your alright kid

>you dont need a memory card to play DOOM

>>37353924
>your sister is more like me she got a job and is studying a hard worker
>you're more like your mother you can't even get hit without crying
>if only you were born girl life would be easier for you faggot

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I don't remember because he died when I was 7...

>>37355432
how'd that go dude
dssdgdf

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>sorry for being such a bad dad
Please don't blame yourself pops, blame mum for being a control freak bitch and me for being an autistic little shit. Sure there's more you could have done but for everything you never did there's like two more things mum never did, though she'll never admit it since she's like to think she's a good parent just because she popped out two little sprogs then "raised" them on gubment money