>four sentenced essay due by the end of summer

CUM FUCK MUMMY BENUS

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>tfw I actually have a 15page paper due tomorrow

>>37354154
how much have you done so far?
qazwsx

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>>37354210
2.5 pages
haven't even worked out the complete concept yet

wtf op that's easy I can do that on 30 minutes

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>>37354598
Oh yeah? Well, I also have to do a seven word thesis on why I like pie, and submit it in time for the next election. Now THAT ONE I don't think I'm going to be able to finish.

>>37354154
>72 pt. Font
You're welcome, anon

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>two word thesis due by the end of the year

>1 letter word PhD thesis on quantum mechanics.
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?

>>37355064
This will not count.

to increase word count you can always go with tiny white text repeating the world the at the bottom of the page.

>>37354370
What I like to do with essays is just copy another one from the internet, color it all another color, and start changing words around in a different color. Once the words are all mostly different it should be safe to turn in.

>30 minute presentation due in 5 weeks
It doesn't sound like much but I don'rlt think I can do it

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>Five page will due by the end of my life

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>four weeks due by the end of this paragraph

>>37354370
if you have to submit it via internet purposefully corrupt the file and send it
your prof will probably think something beyond your control happened and will give you a day to send it

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>book report one drop of ink on the page that is so small you have to view it with a microscope due in one thousand years
fucking help me lads i cant do this