>tfw I will never live in ancient Greece damn

Seems like he has a early form of a basement there

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>>37351971
Before homeless people came in refrigerator boxes, they used barrels instead.

>>37351915
Why are they bothering that man?

Is it because it was a shotacat paradise?

>>37352054
Diogenes was a huge troublemaker, so they were probably wanting to see how he lived.

>>37352054
Because they're roastie whores and he's the ultimate wizard

>>37352261
There were no roasties in Athens. Most women were prevented from even leaving the house.

Why don't women dress like that anymore? It's pretty cute.

>>37352293
I'm moving to fucking Athens

>>37352293
Those women seem out and about.

>>37352325
>Most

It wasn't enforced by law, but by custom. All respectable people kept their women and girls cloistered away.

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>>37351915
>was democracy
>women and low iq men could not vote
>was prosperous

>>37351915
Man I wish I could have been Diogenes.
>Read books
>Think
>Chill in your barrel
>Tell emperors to fuck off
>Troll Plato

What a life.

>>37352325
this was painted long after the fact
and reflects more the values of its own period

Did they have cannabis in Diogenes's time and was it smoked by people to get high?

>>37352293
you don't know shit

original

>>37352365

Lregano

>Based Diogenes

>>37352416
Probably not. "Smoking" wasn't a concept that wasn't really introduced to white people until about the 15th century or so. Back then people would think you're crazy if you enjoyed inhaling the smoke from burnt plant matter.

People got drunk, though. Alcohol is almost as ancient as the human race itself.

>>37352451
The ideal was that women and men were kept completely separate. In practice it was hard to force the poor women from going to markets and such. The few women you would see outdoors, would, as such, not be gallivanting around looking for Chads.

>tfw no 10 year old Greek catamite who wants me to teach him in exchange for anything