whats a cute gift you would sneak into her pocket?
>>37351559
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>>37351559
The dick. The penis. The fap tool.
>>37351559
A small locket or keychain with a picture of you guys. A little handwritten note that says something you love about her. But jewlery is the easiest way to go. A promise ring would be sweet if you guys have been together for a couple years.
A $1200 watch. Sluts love expensive, shiny shit.
>>37351559
A unopened Fruit by the Foot. Unopened because I'm a gentleman.
A small chunk of piss
an oregano toast flavored dildo
Jizz tissues so she gets my pheromones on her.
prolly coffin brochure
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