Summer hate thread

>>37344008
How many springs before my sighing
is hushed, and healed my sore,
and I in wintry dark am lying?
How many summers more?

>>37344008
Fucking summer
>Too bastard hot
>Look outside occasionally
>Everyone is happy and enjoying their lives

I want to move to Alaska or Iceland or some shit. How hard is it to emigrate to the US or Iceland?

>>37344077
Alaska here, our summers are even more intense than yours. We're not cold year-round. Our weather is extreme on both ends.

>>37344008
I prefer it over winter but I get dry skin easy and my house is full of mold or something I'm pretty sure.

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>>37344150
but winter is so comfy

>wear lots of THICC clothing
>warm drinks
>fire up the wood stove
>put on winter coverall and go out to chill in the soft snow

>>37344594
Yeah I guess if you're fat, don't do drugs, and like being pale

>burn your ass on leather car seats
>have to mow the lawn
>can't put beer outside to stay cold
>birds and crickets
>mosquitoes and ticks
>only thing mom ever wants to do is go to the shore and sit in the sun like a reptile
>awful ugly clothes if you want to go clothes shopping
>kids are out of school

>>37344674
>mosquitoes and ticks
I forgot that point
What makes it worse is that these fuckers can give you serious and sometimes deadly diseases without you even noticing

>>37344674
>freeze your ass off cleaning car
>have to shovel driveway
>can't put beer inside to stay cool
>high winds rain snow plows blizzards
>trapped inside where the bugs make you their one target
>only thing anyone can do is ride in a car or have snowball fights
>have to wear heavy thick clothing keeping the fresh air from making your skin healthy
>I have work

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>>37344008
THERE IS NOTHING MORE I CAN HATE
>CAN'T WEAR TSHIRT TOO FAT
>TOO WHITE TO GO OUT SUNBURNS
>PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING OUTSIDE WITH THEIR GFS WHILE ROT IN THE BASEMENT
>CANT SWIM FOR A SECRET REASON
>HOT ITSELF
>SAD AND LONELY
>NO MONEY TO GO SOMEWHERE
>NO FRIENDS EVEN IF I HAD MONEY
>NO GF AS YOU CAN GUESS


WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME BREATH, GOD?

>>37344140
Awwww man, one more dream broken.

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>>37344008
Stay inside, it's better there.

>>37344008

You can make summer feel like winter.

>Black out curtains
>AC on blast

I do it every summer and it's great.

>>37345080
>CANT SWIM FOR A SECRET REASON
you can tell us

>>37345218
minor gynecomastia on left, but you will know something is wrong, especially on tshirt.

>>37344720
>ragie wagie problems

>>37345115
I got blackout curtains and blinds but the fucking sun shines so bright it still comes into my room
I don't have AC and it's too expensive at this moment

>>37345233
I got gyno when I was 13, mom said it was just puberty and will go away, it's stil lthere and I'm 23 now.
I've been to the doctor twice and they tell me to just leave it. I know your pain but if you get cold nipples it doesn't show that much

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>>37345262
finally, someone who knows

anon are you me? i'm 23 too, and i have it since i was 13. i went to several doctors they all refused surgery and told me to lose weight, i'm gonna start doing push ups soon.

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>>37344008
>"come on anon, why are you staying inside when it's so awesome outside?"
>can't wear my longsleeve shirts
>get sunburns after going out for 15 minutes
>sweat all the time
>stink all the time
>all your clothes stick to your sweaty body
>need to carry a 2 liters of water around with me

How the fuck can normies say it's the best season? It's fucking hell on earth, it's impossible to enjoy it.

>>37344008
>Can't even ride the bike anyone cause it's too fucking hot.
REEEEEEEEE this shouldn't be allowed.

>>37345303
I'm skinny though so I can't hide it behind comfy manboobs, but I did and still do some chest workouts now and and it helps a bit because my chest musles are getting bigger

>>37345080
>>37344008
Why don't you guys just move to Northern Canada or Alaska if you hate the cold?

>>37345401
>just move
it's sadly not that simple

>>37345439
No it really is. Anywhere warm and nice is full of fucking retirees with money. I live in upstate ny and we have summer for 3 months at best and you can find an apartment for 250 a month. That's like 1/8th your wage on minimum wage.

What's your excuse honestly.

>>37345507
>What's your excuse honestly.
well you can't just move to a country if you have no acutal value there, unless you're a sandnigger refugee of course.
I have no education, no actual job experience or talents and I'm also autistic