Anons why havent you given boipussy a chance yet? Give me one

im not a faggot uhhh

>>37338447
this right here my family

Inserting my penis into someone is the opposite of what I want. I want to be the one that feels like the girl.

>>37338368
Because I AM a faggot.

>>37338477
Exactly this.
I am the boypussy

>>37338368
I'd ravage a cute boipucci any day, but I'll never get the chance. Even femboys won't put up with a fat ugly NEET

>>37338477
>>37338509
This is OP give contacts

Because boipucci or not I still get cucked by Tyrone

>>37338566
You give me contact too.

>>37338577
Do you mind text-only communication?

>>37338603
Nope, thats fine.

>>37338368

I totally would. I don't know any qt femboys tho

I have, it was nice, but they are still dudes and i like girls.

>>37338618
Give me a few minutes, have to do some stuff

Tfw no NEET bf to make me lick his feet and armpits, then pee all over me before I suck his dick

>>37338618
cynth#8279 @ discord

>>37338749
>>37338749
>tfw not a neet

So close...

>>37338368
>Anons why havent you given boipussy a chance yet?
I would if I could get any. Femboys and traps don't want robots either.

Because procreation with someone with a natural-born vagina is my biggest fetish, I literally can't get hard otherwise.

>>37338749
I would pee all over you and make you gargle it :D

I have, women are different than traps, the look different.

I have been with a real woman and a passable trap, the woman just feels different. Women smell differently, kiss differently. They have a different bone structure.

Men, even men on HRT do not have the same qualities.

>>37338870
I'm trans and this is what I don't understand. Why would anyone want me over a real female? I can never be what you really want, I'll only disappoint you.

>>37338921
be mai waifu

>>37338982
But why anon?

>can't have kids
>you'd be ashamed to tell your family about me
>you'd be embarassed to go anywhere with me
>small inadequate hormone tits
>no vagina
>boney, no hips
>awkward and hate myself

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steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/

>>37339021
haven't you been banned at least 30 times now?

I'm talking to a qt trap femboy and feeling to much for him, want to cut off before i hurt myself but he's really nice and he seems to genuinely like talking to me. probably not really though

>>37339030
>at least 30
how new are you?

>>37339014
I hate kids.
I hate my family and have no plans on introducing them to anyone ever.
I don't like going places in the first place.
Small tits best tits.
Meat curtains are gross anyway.
I'm not a thiccfag
Me too.
Now give me discord or email or something

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>have to take care of their emotional baggage 24/7
>they will want to put their cock in my ass
>need to tell their 500 orbiters to fuck off every single day
>fake tits or no tits at all
>sound like men
>never want to do anything besides eat food or play vidya, unless you're a homebody you're gonna have to deal with that ontop of their emotional baggage
>all of them are sex addicts and will probably cheat on me or will get fucked by a chad in a porno
>they're never honest about how the feel
>entire relationship will revolve around sex, when you take that out of the picture there's nothing redeeming about it
"oh but anon they have good taste in music and vidya!"
ok and? once you get used to that and the thrill wears down, then what?

>>37339062
> I hate kids
> I hate my family
Wow you're such an approachable guy anon. I hope you've never asked yourself why you're here

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if you show my that boipussy i might help to be convinced otherwise
my discord is
poo poo pee pee man#6278

>>37339094
Children are small time and money sinks that will likely end up disappointing you greatly.
My family are drug addicts and also know far too many of my autistic secrets that I want to never see the light of day.

>>37339094
he sounds pretty cool desu...why am I here again?

>>37339094

What does that have to do with being approachable? Most of this board doesn't want kids and many of us don't get along with our family. I smell roast beef

I wish I could, anon. I have recurring dreams of being in a sweet, loving relationship with a cute, slightly feminine guy. I never really "see" the guy in these dreams, though, kinda like fuzzy image of traits I like. And he changes a bit every time. It's more like series of flashes of situations of daily life. Sensations. Cuddling while watching a movie, sleeping together, cooking and then eating a dinner, having ridiculously sweet and romantic sex.

>>37339062
>tfw I would add this guy but I'm kind of afraid of meeting people off 4chan and would probably just not initiate conversation with him ever

>>37339192
give me contact info so I can autistically force conversation onto you

>>37338368
Cute boys don't exist or are pickier than women and I'm not interested in ugly/manly guys at all

>>37339086
>>they will want to put their cock in my ass
>>fake tits or no tits at all
>>never want to do anything besides eat food or play vidya
I agree about the rest but those are pros anon

I have

I used my dildo withouy preparation since i was drunk and shit got all over it and i threw it away and havent done ass stuff since

>>37338921
>>37339014
You kinda look like a girl while being less of pain in the ass than 99% of women, even in your mentally ill, depressed state. I'm bi so I like dicks and tits. Doubt my family would really mind, at most my dad might banter us, mostly me, a bit. Why would I be ashamed of you,and even if I was, not going to impose a hidden relationship on someone, that'd just be cruel.

Only real downside is no kids. But there are surrogate mothers for that.

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>>37339227
>fake tits
>pro

>>37338477
this. I am very beta. I could never put my penis in another person.

>>37339347
no tits, flat is better

>>37339215
Theyre in short supply. Can confirm theyre picky

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>>37339383
>flat is better
explain

>>37339086
>>they will want to put their cock in my ass
I have never met a single one that wanted to do this but I wish they did

>>37339416
flat chest > tits

I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind tapping a cute trap

>>37338368
Because I'm not a faggot

Because none of them are passable

Even if the above two conditions weren't true, they are rare anyway

>>37339428
>no milk
>makes you look like a pedo
"better"

>>37339014
>>can't have kids
Bringing another robot into this world would be cruel.
>>you'd be ashamed to tell your family about me
I wouldn't
>>you'd be embarassed to go anywhere with me
I wouldn't
>>small inadequate hormone tits
Small tits are best
>>no vagina
Have you seen how disgusting roasties look?
>>boney, no hips
Better than a curvy fatass
>>awkward and hate myself
Me too

>>37338368

Are there any traps in Texas?

I won't stop asking until I find one REEEEE

>>37339600
Houston here.
Ha, I fooled you!

>>37339626

stop bullying me REEEEEE ;_;