Best job for a robot?

wtf do you mean you can't get neetbux? You can ALWAYS get neetbux!

>>37327215
how????????????????? orgen

>>37327193

Where are you from, OP? neetbux/autismbux are almost always achievable if they actually exist in your country. It can often take a fair amount of work/research and isn't really all that appealing to everyone, but if one is really committed to it then it can be done.

>>37327241
USA orgenf3

>>37327193
Gas Station, either as a cashier or a pump attendant guy.

>Night shifts are very slow and comfy
>All your responsibilities boil down to cleaning the store or stocking cigarettes or cleaning the odd person's windows
>Coworkers are guaranteed to be chill
>Dealing with every customer essentially is just reciting a script

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>>37327193
There is no such thing.

Pic related comes closest but it's still terrible.

Robots should just be free

>>37327215
>>37327241
Don't fall for this, neetbux are a meme. Having an actual job will at least make you feel kind of fulfilled.

>>37327265

http://imgur.com/a/OyOid

This is hilarious, but more or less actually true. If you're being kicked out and your parents aren't willing to support you then you're probably shit out of luck. If you can look after yourself while going through the process then you stand a decent chance. It's a lot of work though.

>>37327289
I used to believe this.

Been on neetbux for over 5 years doing nothing but play games, watch movies, tv shows and shitpost on this godforsaken place.

I used to tell myself once I get a job I will finally have a purpose and then love and luck and friendship and other normal stuff will come by itself but it's not like that. It's just that instead of doing nothing and being miserable all day you know do it only at the end of the day when you are not at work.

>>37327289
Yeah and if you qualify you might only get a couple hundred dollars a month which is shit tier.

>>37327193
If you're not some scrawny manlet I suggest working in a warehouse. There's little social interaction and the job isn't difficult. Plus, at least with me, the pay is better than most shitty wagecuck jobs.

>>37327340
the worst lie i was ever allowed to believe was that "friends and girls will come".

for a man, nothing comes. you literally have to go out and get each and every single little thing, i think the only thing that comes to you with zero strings is the Sunday paper.

>>37327340
into the oven nigger

>>37327386
What do you mean or why do you say that??

>>37327193

Amazon fulfilment center. You literally just slide boxes and grab things off shelves. Sometimes you grab things off a truck.

>>37327357
This, a job doeskin solve the deep mental issues

gas station or security, best jobs by far

>>37327402
do you know what the actual job title is?

Shipping and Receiving Associate
Warehouse Associate
Sortation Associate

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>>37327397
>on neetbux for five years
>literally a nigger
>thinks he should get to continue living

>>37327438
I don't think a guy even has to have "deep mental issues" to struggle with jobs, friends, girlfriends, and just life in general.

Just being a little socially awkward or anxious about things can be enough to stop a guy from succeeding at life when you don't get any help.

>>37327489
>Thinking it was my choice
>Thinking I didn't hate every second of it

>>37327489
Fuck off normie holy shit.

Oringin

How exactly does one optain neetbux

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>>37327497
>>37327513
i'm sorry you two niggers are oven ready. Don't worry, I'll be sure to shove you in head first!

>>37327494
Why are so many of us so fucked these days that we cant be functional without "mental help"?

Amazon

you don't have to talk to anybody or do anything social and you'll still earn more than the other jobs posted here

night shift (if you're into that) earns 13.50/hr and after 3 years gets up to almost $16

Anyone ever done night stocking at a grocery store? Is it comfy?

>>37327568
i want that Amazon night shift job. i already work graveyard and have zero possibility at a social life. work weekends and all holidays.

American companies have zero remorse, you're basically just a machine to them.

>>37327193
Night shift at a convenience store. You clean, you stock, you deal with the occasional customer using what might as well be a script.
>Hi, anything else I can get for ya?
>Would you like a bag?
>Would you like a copy of your receipt?
>Have a nice day.

>>37327193
Usher in a movie theater. If you have the option to be a runner you will never have to deal with people, just theater checks and taking out trash the whole night

>>37327624
depends on your coworkers and whatever department they make you work in. unless you work at costco or some other high tier place you're going to make min wage + $1/hr shift differential for working nights so you're going to want to make sure the work environment isn't shit.

>>37327357

>"Don't worry, anon. The girls will come. Money will come."

I fucking hate when people say this to me. It's a lazy non-answer that does nothing for me. Nothing in life will ever just magically fall onto your lap someday, especially if you're a man.

>All those fag advising retail works
Dont do that you are going to suffer a lot, better learn to draw bara porn or furry porn its the perfect robot job.

Security guard. Look up how to get a license for private security in your state.
I'm currently taking the test to get my license. I specifically chose this job because plenty of people on /r9k/ had described it as "the perfect job for antisocial robots" especially if you get a position guarding someplace overnight.

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Work nights at a gas station
>decent money
>listen to music
>stock shelves and clean, little interruptions
>only other weirdos out at this time
>home (mostly) before the normies are out

Pic related

Fedex, Ups or Usps
Get fit while getting paid.