/britfeel/

So lads. What do you want to do with your lives?

>>37326682
End it t b h

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>tfw no Avril gf

send help

About to get comfy and play some fallout 4, i know the story is shit but i just like wondering around the wasteland getting shit it i can sell so i can afford my nice chems

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>>37326642
>it's still fucking sunny outside

Up to 70% OFF + Extra 30% OFF on Sale items using code at Forever 21

Lots of tees available in the men section starting from 2.99, using code EXTRA30 takes it down to 2.09. Sizes still available at the time of posting.

Both plus and normal sizes women sale going on as well.

The only disappointment is that no free delivery neither click and collect service. But free returns to any store.

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>>37326741
What did poley mean by this?

>make normiebook post for first time in 4+ years
>mention "massive weight loss" and "sad I haven't kept up with everyone"
>got 12 likes so far, in less than a day
Is that good? Seems decent.

repostan for new thread

>>37326761
Well done anon, that's pretty impressive

>>37326752
Must be desperate for budget for the show so they're needing to turn to advertising revenue

>>37326761
hows your weight loss? ive lost just over 2 stone so far

>>37326761

I think 12 whole likes is more than most of us in here added together have ever/will ever have

Played Digimon for about 5 hours, now watching Orange is the New Black

>>37326752
Just thought you'd be interested

Every penny matters when you're NEET scum

Christ my mum can't put together a salad to save her life

>rocket base (fine)
>shredded carrot (fine)
>bit of sweetcorn (fine)
>then ruins the entire thing by dumping an entire chopped bell pepper into it
>huge 1cm+ chunks of spring onion
>completely overpowers the entire thing

>>37326793
Lost 7-8 stone. was 310-320lbs, down to about 210lbs atm, or 15 stone flat.

Yeah it was a lot, probably extended my lifespan a good bit, and not going to quit either. My goal is to get to around 12 stone eventually but it's much tougher now I don't burn 3k calories a day. Tempted to make some pictures for normeiebook now.

>>37326816

does a pizza count as salad?

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>>37326728
I'VE WORD OF LE SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS HELPS XDXDD

>>37326860

he can fuck right off im sick of hearing him, my character on fallout is a dirty, chem-head, bin-dipping scouser from the future, thats all i do

>>37326728

I find Skyrim similarly relaxing, just turning off the main quest and forming a little mage, warrior, rogue posse to go knock Draugr heads with.

>>37326958
I can't stand WRPGs anymore, just always get the same boring lethargy whenever I pop one in, so have to only play JRPGs. Not saying all WRPGs are bad, I loved New Vegas for example, but I find Bethesda's games really shallow and poorly written.

Recently been playing the new Fire Emblem, Echoes, Persona 5 and Dragon Quest 7 3DS. Going full weeaboo mode.

>>37326992
>and poorly written
Ghoul child locked in a fridge since the blast

>>37326816
why dont you make your own salad then?

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>tfw about to text only friend to see if they're free for a drink this weekend
Ready for rejection

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who working /minimum wage/ here and will never be a homeowner?

Pic related

>>37326992
Witcher 3, my man.

>>37327106

Cost of property in this country is ridiculous (outside the North East at least).

Even if you could afford it, that house is not worth a million.

>>37326992
I can't enjoy games anymore. I bought persona 5 recently, loaded it up, and turned it off when that anime cat appeared. The only game that's been worth playing the past few years was the witcher 3, the writing was actually good. I think I'm just going to start reading books because games can't do stories right and I cba putting in the required effort to get gud at multiplayer games.

>>37327112
>>37327112
That seems like a good exception for sure, I have the first game that I got for like 10 pound on Steam but not touched it. Lets be honest, Eastern Europeans do it a lot better than other WRPGs from America or west Europe.

Also fuck me, they don't let you do the pound symbol on here, so stupid

>>37327167
The anime cat is actually a very likable, good character, much better than Teddie in Persona 4. By all counts Persona 5 is the best Persona game and one of the best JRPGs in years. No faggy "action" hack n slash or shitty ass pull-filled story. If you give it a chance it might just keep your interest, but it's not for everyone of course. I am a pretty huge weeb.

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I want an asian gf preferably right now

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>>37327106
just checked for where i live and found this

>Using strimmer
>It starts smoking
>Only had it 2 months
>Didn't keep receipt

>>37326741
Fuck off you NASTY. SMELLY. SUICIDE BOMBING PAKI

>>37327234
dad bought a strimmer from a carboot for 5 quid and it's still working fine

>>37327106
>"detached"
>about a meter between the buildings
>Seemingly something actually between them

Just purchased a metal, rainbow fidget spinner of Ebay; cost 8 quid. What did I just do lads, I'm a 31 year old man.

>>37327287
>meter
Fuckin' yanks
GET OUT

Lads, I need an image of poley, kev and len pls. It's for a project later today.

>He doesn't have a petrol strimmer

manchild here, whats a strimmer?

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Did a bulimia again. I wish I could ignore the urges but when I try it feels like my head is going to split. I really hope tomorrow is better~

>>37326821
Wow anon! That's amazing! I hope your proud of yourself desu. Good luck with the rest of your weight loss, not much more to go now~

Lads which of the two is more valueable in the eyes of the general population

Female NEET on bennies (no children)

or

Male NEET not on bennies

Both are the same age

>>37327315
in the 90s all education was in meters not feet/inches

>>37327369

its like a lawnmower but shitter

>>37327401
I mean the spelling m8

>>37327396
Female obviously since she can carry a child and males are expendable

>>37327300
>just went down the amusements and got one out the 2p pushers for 50p worth of coins
/coastal/

>>37327396
Female, fucking obviously. Probably get a million quid a month.

>>37327396

Female.

Mens worth in society is defined by his ability to provide (his job). If you don't have a job then you're a loser.

Women don't have any expectations because they're the gatekeepers of reproduction. There's always gonna be a man who will want to provide for her.

>>37327406
no it's not you retard, they're different tools for different purposes

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>>37327413
Guess I'm just retarded then desu

>>37327436

shitter lawnmower m8 just admit it, doesnt even catch the grass

>>37327434
Can't wait for artificial wombs to readdress the balance.

>>37327466
thats retarded logic, it's like saying a sledgehammer is shit for driving a screw in

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>>37327480
>He doesn't sledge his screws in

>>37327480

a sledgehammer IS shit for driving a screw in, thats what im saying

i have a serious hatred for black people lads
its good to know im not alone at least

>>37327501
yes because it's not designed for that. thats what i'm saying.

>>37327492
state of britfeel sometimes eh lad

>>37327508

exactly, so a strimmer is a shitter lawnmower

>>37327519
no you retard, because it's not designed for mowing your lawn.

>>37327478
there would prob be a push to ban them by feminists
prob on the same grounds as sex bots.

even though the wombs would help women that cant conceive

>>37327542

so youre saying that strimmers and lawnmowers are equally as good at mowering lawns? or are you admitting that i was right and that strimmers arent good mowers?

>>37327549
Looking forward to it actually, gonna be fun hearing them babble on about how wrong and sexist it is.

>>37327556
a strimmer is not a mower. thats what i'm saying. they are different tools, for different purposes, you can't compare them.

>Suicide deaths at highest levels, almost 7,000 a year
>Drug deaths at highest levels, just shy of 4,000 a tear

virtually no newspaper coverage, tory and labour manifestos don't mention it

>20 people gets blown up

non stop newspaper coverage for weeks, tories pushing extra surveillance to deal with it and labour hinting at the same

national mourning, daily front pages about the families suffering

I mean terrorism and islam is fucked, but why is this such an election issue? you've got 20 preventable deaths compared to about 10,000, but the whole media buzz just ignores the latter

>>37327507
Fucking hell, what is this thread. Its like a discussion you'd hear on the men's locker room at a gym on a Tuesday afternoon

>>37327599
Come on lad don't be silly. You know the answer to this one yourself.

>>37327396
Female will always be valued more then a male

>>37327599
Because talking about mental health problems and the state of society might make people realize who the real enemy is.

>>37326719
She died in 2003 anon

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>>37327599
All part and parcel of being in a big city innit

>>37327599

Mental health seems to have big spikes in attention and then disappears again. See the recent Royal Family campaign during the London Marathon that hasn't been mentioned since.

>>37327625
bollocks. males have been valued more for thousands of years.

in royalty, females were mostly only useful to marry off in order to form alliances.

>>37327645
i think it's out fault for not having more sharia courts tbqh

A lawnmower can cut large areas of grass relatively quickly, and usually catch the grass, however they are bukly, and can't reach edges.

Strimmers can only cut smaller areas of grass at once, but can reach tricky places and edges.

>>37327698

The only value men have is the value of their disposable labour.

Without a man you don't have a father but without a woman you don't have a species.

>>37327698
Royalty only needs two males one to carry on and another for back up anything else is expendable

Females where of more use by building multiple alliances and had a higher chance of living in case of wars

>>37327599
really made me think
oregano

Why do clothes smell musty when you air dry them?

>>37327722
This is why I use humans instead, they offer a nice balance between the two.

I would post a webm, but for some fucking retarded reason /r9k/ has a 2mb filesize limit

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495983831889.webm

>>37327823
it's the must in the air

How the fuck do these niggers on normiebook get a consistent 20+ likes every post? This one coon went to Oxford and writes out gay poetry so gets all this attention, fucking disgusting but I guess he deserves some respect for his "based black guy" status on this site. Probably making millions already with this fake persona he's got going on.

>>37327770

I'm fairly sure you need men to reproduce as well, anon. That's primary school biology.

Might play some more Digimon

>>37327873
>tfw soon enough theyll be hanging from the trees here

cant fucking wait

>>37327873
>>37327906
Racists gtfo my britfeel. You're just jealous of people who are better than you.

>>37327906
no mate all the capitalists will be physically removed and fair distribution of wealth will be achieved

I bet you're a christian too you sick nazi fuck

Mark my words Corbyn is the British Trump, the polls are all wrong and owned by Rupert Murdoch

>>37327894

Yeah but there's always gonna be another man around. We as a species have twice as many female ancestors as male ones.

>>37327770
value is not always based on what you need in a because the need may be easily accessible and therefore hold no merit and advantage. we need air but gold is more valuable right now because air is everywhere. what would you rather have right now, a pot of gold or a pot of air.

having more men is more valuable in most periods of history because they are needed to keep things running. with out men, you dont have a strong army, a labor force etc, and sometimes this can take a while to build up. women cold always be found, and their role in society does not take many resources or time.

losing a middle class man would have more of a negative effect on the state than losing a middle class women.

Lads, post your favourite roastie?

i always become depressed when i get into a game because i waste too much time. i always neglect everything substantial in my life to play a game i wont care about in a month

fucking hell lads, just has MASSIVE loose dump

Must have used like a quarter of roll of toilet paper before i realised it's going to need a shower

i've never wished we had bidets in this country before

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>>37328062
dont really have one lad. but if i have to choose its probably this bitch

imagine getting a gobble off this roastie

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As in English, America in Chinese refers to both the country (United States) and the continent

I know you're all pathetic, friendless, NEET losers who never leave the fucking house but I really need some advice and if one of you can offer me something useful, I'd much appreciate it

I desperately want to befriend the tranny at work but have no idea how to go about it, the few interactions and semi-interactions we've had have all been negative, me being weird, creepy, stupid or just a bully

I don't think coming out as trans to her is the right move since she's more integrated into the local trans scene and is out and proud, she'd probably look down on me

>>37328101
she was definitely down to fuck

did you know prince albert invented a device that let them lock their bedroom door from their bed?

>Buy cheeky cornetto from tesco
>Open it up
>It's fucking lopsided because its melted and reformed
>Remember tescos fridge failed 6 months ago

>>37327091
>Ready for rejection
Got rejected, wont be seeing anyone this weekend then

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>raided tesco at the best time for discount
>literally there when the discount bitch brought the reductions


all this cost me under 2 quid lads, feels good

>>37328123
>I know you're all pathetic, friendless, NEET losers who never leave the fucking house but I really need some advice and if one of you can offer me something useful,

actually, i leave the house a few times a week, and i am friends with normies. maybe i am a normie.

if you want to befriend this girl. simply ask her what she thought about some shit going on in work, like maybe her hours have changed or you have a new boss, what ever the fuck is gonig on because i dont fucking know.

this is how i get talking to people.

>>37328161
dont respond to fictional characters please

post favourite uk punk band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhQHTLglI1g

>>37328128
>did you know prince albert invented a device that let them lock their bedroom door from their bed?

i didnt. thanks for sharing, this is pretty interesting.

>>37328157
How many people did you have to beat to a pulp for that raid lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLpucjrqzvE

>>37328157
ah, what passes as success for a NEET

I'd buy that crap at full price on one of my credit cards and not care at all

>>37328161
But isn't it weird to randomly start talking to someone unless you've got a reason? Like don't I need to pretend to need/want something?

>>37328157

not much, it was full of middle aged men and some younger females, I got through quite peacefully.

its usually disgusting roastie used up middle aged whores that get violent on the discount section (though it's usually on the vegetable/fruit section).

>>37328157
Nice haul anon! You going to eat it all today? I always get the reduced stuff if I finish work late. Still can't believe it cost you less than 2 GBP~

>>37328203
>But isn't it weird to randomly start talking to someone unless you've got a reason?

you do have a reason, you both work together. im surprised you dont talk to eachother anyway if you work together a lot

>>37328203
You can buy anything you want, except a vagina.

Or a qt Polish gf.

Or respect.

Or a will to live.

>>37328191
they must have been fucking every night they could

>>37327954

What?

You have exactly as many male and female ancestors...

Or do you mean as a species in general there have been more women?

>>37328157
>>37328194


sorry wrong quote.

old trafford is a bit more tame I guess.

now if I were in birmingham or some chav shithole yeah I'd probably be swinging at middle aged/pensioner pieces of shit,

>>37328229
There are like 20-30 people on any day in our department, people have their friend groups, usually those from their training groups

>>37328227

nah, still shooting for 9% bodyfat for cosplaing in sunnycon and MCM on june and july, but i wanted cheap shit.

it was 85-90% discount, the diet sandwiches were 12p, the regular ones were 25-30p and the finest was 45p. the noodle boxes were 30 i think.

>>37328194
what the fuck is wrong with people, jesus christ

>>37328270
do you work close to her? sometimes random people in uni have randomly spoke to me.

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>So anon you are going to prom, right?
>right?

How do you respond?

>>37328318
I don't respond.

>>37328318
I'm gay sorry

desu

>>37328318

"I'm 28 so no"

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>>37328318
I wonder why 16yr old girls these days look like used 30yr old slags

>>37328318
Is the qt in the pink top and white shorts going to ask me? I'd even kill to be rejected by her.
>the way she isn't holding eye contact
hngggg

>>37328348
Know 30 year olds that look better tbqh

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>tfw bashing on my squonker
vapourisation across the nation tbqh lads

>>37328373
I know boys that look more feminine tbqhwy like my ebina

>>37328348
i think because they start wearing make up really young and it fucks up their face after a while.

pretty fucked up world we live in. quite a lot of girls start shagging at like 12 or 13 now a days. its disturbing

>>37328318
>there are more girls in this photo than the were girls in my year so we had no prom
heh btfo Americanised roasties

>>37328306
I deliberately chose to sit one seat away from her but we don't have assigned computers so I can sit closer if I want but I think that'll just put too much pressure on me

>>37328238
Hilarious...

On another note I have 25 quid Amazon gift voucher to spend

any of my Manchester brobots do the Great
Run today? Finished my 10km in 53:55. Bretty happy desu

Can we all agree that boys make the best girls?

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>this is what 16 year olds look like in 2017

The UK is entirely fucked desu. Honestly hate what the world has become.

https://www.instagram.com/violetttss/

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>There are lads here screw their used wank tissues into balls instead of neatly folding them into squares

>>37328449

its those inbred anglo genetics mayne

What do normies *do* all day lads

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>>37328440
>Manchester
>Finished my 10km in 53:55.
You'll have to move a lot faster than that to outrun an explosion lad.

>>37328457
>Not folding them into paper airplanes and throwing them at pedestrians
I think we both know who the real pleb is

>>37327645

I want to be that man, look at him being all sophisticated and adult like

Nice facial aesthetics, nice hair, seems intelligent, eating a decent meal

God why can't i be someone else

>>37328501
The wetness would compromise how aerodynamic they are, though.

>>37328531
Who said they needed to be fresh?

>tfw want to write a book
>have a couple of short story ideas and one for a novel
>zero talent or skill and have no idea how to properly write a book

fugg

>>37328468
most normies kinda just play games, go on facebook and watch netflix

normies kinda do the same things as a lot of robots but they consume shit stuff, and obviously go outside a lot more. replace 4chan with facebook, persona with call of duty, avengers with Spartacus.

>>37328410
if you think a guy who has lives in a moldy cave and admits to not washing for weeks and pissing in his boxers is going to look feminine, then you're in for a surprise.

>>37328517
>eating a decent meal
It's fucking nandos mate

>>37328469
how very topical!

>>37328576
s-same lad.

i was going to get into writing over the summer but i dont feel motivated enough

>>37328579
that's part of his charm, don't bully ebina.

CRYPTO CURRENCIES ARE ON AN ABSOLUTE BEANO LADS

IM FUCKIN ROLLING IN IT HAHAHAAAAS

>>37327106

I would absolutley be aiming to live in a static caravan but zoning laws mean you can't just put one up anywhere. I wonder how easy it would be to pitch one on a plot of land and camouflage it.

sea breeze is feeling nice today lads

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>>37328592
Thankyou, I put a lot of effort in to that. Probably the best piece I've written this year to be perfectly desu.

>>37328576
Read a book on how to write a book then

>>37328600
ill probably at least try to write a couple of short stories over the summer might even post them for the lads
but i want my novel to be worth more than the paper its written on, so ill wait until i understand how to book a little better

>>37328669
bet you feel nice ha ha

>tfw no girls has ever masturbated over you

>>37328703
aye me laddy, i'm never happier than with the sound of waves crashing in my ears and the smell of sea salt in my nose
you landlubbers wouldn't understand

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>>37328813
>tfw britfeel posters have masturbated over me

>>37328602
not bullying just saying
if ya thought ss anon smellt bad

>>37328696
I'd be interested in reading them desu. Do you read fiction books anon? It's a good way to pick up nuances like structure and vocabulary. Plus it's really fun! Let us know how you get on lad~

>>37328845
which ones?
did they tell you or are you just guessing

>>37328845
this is why i will probably never post my pic here. i bet there is some gay lad that would want to bum me

>>37328860
I don't need your pic for that lad

>>37328852
cheers lad and yeah i read a decent amount, just finished off the trial by kafka

>>37328859
I have no idea who it was, but they told me they did it. Maybe they were just memeing, I don't really know.
>>37328860
Didn't even need to post a picture, some lads here are just huge pervs.

>>37328869
so your saying you would bum anyone?

>>37328880
Ooh I really like Kafka though I prefer The Castle to The Trial~

>tfw none of his books will ever be finished

>>37328904
why do you use a trip? there's literally no point you attention whoreshit

>>37328921
leave him alone you little fucking cunt

we love our tilde in here

>>37328904
This post is so Kafkaesque.

>>37328954
he doesn't give a shit about you, he only started replying to everyone once people gave him shit for being an attention whore
he pulls the same shit every time where he leads people on and and then pulls the whole "i wish i could do x with you anon!" knowing full well the orbiters will lap it uo

>>37328578
>avengers
>not normie

Kill yourself

>>37329003
i have hardly spoke to him but i think he is a good lad. i dont care if he doesn't care about me, i dont expect him to. i enjoy reading his comments.

brit feel loves him.

>>37329040
i meant the opposite way around. was obviously a fuck up lad. hardly anyone knows Spartacus

>>37329043
>brit feel loves him

speak for yourself, find him fake as fuck to be honest

>>37329043
>>37329043
he's so fake it's sickly, if you play in to his delusions then up to you i guess

>>37326761
12 likes in 4 years is dire

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>got myself hyped for an anime film over the last few months
>watched it last night finally
>didn't really enjoy it
film was Koe no Katachi

it was one of the handful of media releases I was postponing my suicide for as well along with some other films and a video game

>>37328954
I don't, I hope he vomits his intestines out one day.
Disgusting attention seeker

>>37329109
>>37329079
>>37329078
i think the odd tripfag is fine.

about to drop a molly

on bank holiday sunday

on my own

infront of my computer

talking to my britfeel pals

my only pals

...

such is life

>>37329098
>getting hyped for anything
>ever

The key is to never get excited, that way if something is shite then you won't feel let down.

>>37329140
at least moni is a hilarious trainwreck
tilde is just the same boring, attention seeking shit every single time

how many times can he bring up puking to get sympathy and then say he'll be fine

>>37329193
moni isnt even a real person though. at least tilde is real.

>>37329227
whether he's real or not at least he adds to the thread, tilde is just annoyig and is fake personality wise he just wants attention

>>37329259
filter him then?

>>37329227
To be fair Moni is far more entertaining

>>37329227
Is anything truly real in this world?

>>37329307
just my love for lenlad

>>37329259
i feel like i am just reading shitty fiction though with moni. with tilde, i can hear the cry of desperation in his posts, he presents a mood i know true and well.

>>37329331
I'm sorry anon, but you got cucked.

>>37329336
He'd seek help if he was that desperate.

>>37329259
Tilde just makes average NEETposts, it's fine I don't know why you're getting worked up or think its fake

Poleaboo is the one who has had entire months acting completely insufferable and now just boasts about his garbage-tier wageslave life

>>37329346
don't you talk about my sweet innocent prince like that

>>37326642

>Father asks how life is
>Tell I'm I've got a new job
>Tell him it's even better paid than my old minimum wage job
>"So how much are you on now then?"
>"9.20/hour"
>"Come on anon, you should be on 15/hour at your age, when I was 24 I had a mortgage"

Boomers.

>>37329336
he knows exactly what to do he's just seeking attention, there's no desperation at all

also note how he doesn't reply to criticism he just gets one of you orbiters to answer for hin

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>>37329399
>Tell parents about my new job
>Actually earning decent
>"OH YOU CAN AFFORD A MORTGAGE NOW"
>Go visit them
>Conversation dries up
>"HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING A PLACE YET?"

>>37329399
Old people are supposed to be wise but since boomers exist, that has to be bullshit.

>>37329399
they live in their own bubble

>>37329399
>my dad bought out house for 3000 pound

>>37329393
Anon it's only going to end in tears if you don't find another poster to love.

>>37329402
we all attention seek to an extent though, it just appears more frequent with him because he users a trip

people on here always complain about stuff

>tfw someone in this thread is so poor they need to use credit cards for 10quid worth of food, and they criticise the guy buying it on the cheap.

>>37329426
Shit parents posting?
>Tell the birds parents we're having a kid.
>her dad gets excited as fuck and starts crying with happiness
>her much just turns to her dog and says your getting a baby in the family then proceeds to talk about how the dog is good with kids. Doesn't even get off her ass to congratulate us.
>tfw spent the rest of the time talking to the dad about it and ignore her mum.

>>37329430
boomers are the reason all the problems exist today

>>37329474
the person you're referring to is a fictional creation

>>37327229
650k for a 15 bedroom house

you must live in a shitty area, no offence lad

>>37329441
Mum and dad lived in council house (3 bedroom, old build so big, and well built with thick walls.) for 26 years.
>paid 11,500 for it.

My house is a shitty new build, small, thin walls, 2 bedrooms
>paid 98,000 for it.

>>37329505
it probably needs doing up so even though its cheap right now, doing it up will cost a bomb

>>37329500
That's why I didn't reply to them directly. More howling at the mentality that some people have.

A bird at my work has 5 credit cards and chats shit about how she has 'x' expensive thing, 'y' expensive thing. Then moans she's in debt.

I have 'x' expensive thing too, and I bought it with my own money, no credit cards, not on tick, just used my money I get paid because I HAVE MONEY BY ONLY BUYING WHAT I CAN AFFORD.

>tell parents about my facebook activity
>immediate change in behaviour and making demands of me
How is this not pure jealousy and manipulation? I swear this is part of why I'm always demotivated, because as soon as I do literally anything my parents jump on it and try to either claim credit or get a piece of it. Fucking leeches I swear.

>>37329505

Houses that big are a liability m8

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>>37329586
Lads, been watchng youtube bad driver compilations and raging my fucking tits off at bad drivers.

Turns out I have road rage even when not driving.

>>37329678
bet ebinlad is in about 70% of those

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>>37329426
>"OH YOU CAN AFFORD A MORTGAGE NOW"
I guess it depends on where you live and how much you make, but there's a world of difference between being able to get a mortgage and being able to get a usable mortgage. I make about a grand a week give or take (which sounds like a lot, but you have to factor in that HMRC can't keep their sticky fingers out of your back pocket for five minuites), which would allow me to get a mortgage for something like 175 grand. That's all well and good, but I live in Oxford, where a dilapidated 3 bed semi in a shit area costs 450 grand. The only way I'll ever get to buy a house is if I find a tesco's bag with 275k in cash laying on the floor.

>>37328156
why didn't you speak to them during the week, the weekend is over now lad.

a teen couple are cuddling and making out in the seats next to me on the train. fml why do people do that shit in public and remind me of what I'm missing out on

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Morning lads

Feeling like shit yet again

>>37329748
puncture your newspaper parcel with your sharpened umbrella tip and then calmly walk off

>>37329505
Will cost you well over a million to stop it falling down and make it inhabitable I guess

>>37329758
Anon it's 6PM

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lmaoo so glad i'm not a manlet desu senpai

>>37329809
think I'd rather have the $40,000,000,000 that Zuck has to be desu

>>37329801

Fell asleep around 9am lad

>>37329809
did not realise he was so small. he is only 5 ft 6.

probably doesent matter for him though. he is a zillionair. he can just breed with a super model

>>37329809
>madoanon at a BBC orgy

>>37329809
>Poor little jewguy

>>37329840
>Only sleeping for 9 hours

Pffffft, you're an amateur. Come back when you can be comatose for 12+ hours.

>>37329809
>5'11 vs 6'0

when will they learn?

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>>37329748
Rape him up the bum, make her watch, be sure that you make eye contact with her a you bust your creamy spermload in to his intestines.

>>37329809

What a miserable twerp.

>>37329844
>he can just breed with a super model
Instead he somehow managed to find one of the least attractive asian women he could

fucking hell lads i just went to the train station loo and there was a fat old guy at the urinal with his pants down to his ankles wtf

>>37329181
seems a good way to spend the day
you got some good music and a bit of chewing gum.

Bank holiday weekends are the worst.

It is the ultimate normie holiday. They all come out of the wood work for their shitty extra day off.

Can't wait until Tuesday and they're all miserable again.

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>>37329928
FEEEEEEELS
GOOOOOOD
MAAAAAAAN

>>37329809
Awww, he's so diddy.

some kids are having their birthday party and their normie parents are blasting loud music and talking really loud just when i thought i could have a peaceful day it always gets ruined reeeeeee

>>37329840
>>37329801

I woke up at 4.45pm and feel so depressed.

I hate my life. I should do an allnighter tonight so I can reset my pattern.

But I won't. I'll just got to sleep at 9am as per usual.

>>37329905
ey, well at least he had the choice. love is a funny thing lad.

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Just had a shower, lads. Feel nice and refreshed. I recommend you all take one now. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Post waifus

>>37329968
Spose lad, but I think he's made the wrong choice he'll never know if she truly loves him because he has all the power.

Kanye has the right idea, he's punching above his weight so he knows she actually wants to be with him.

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Fucking normies revving their motorbikes outside.

going to vietnam in a couple of months. i swear to god i'm going to fuck so many whores my dick goes numb.

>>37329984
>not taking a shower every single morning first thing when you get out of bed

Are you a man or an animal?

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>>37329984

>tfw reading "Engines of Creation" by Eric Drexler

Where is my nanotechnology ree

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"when the next year the raiders returned and landed near jarrow they were stoutly attacked while harassed by bad weather. many were killed. their "king" was captured and put to a cruel death, and the fugitives carried so grim a tale back to Denmark that for forty years the English coats were unravaged"

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>tfw sick of trying to contact people and getting ignored
>stop trying
>phone has been silent for 4 days

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Just had my 6th form leavers lads, feels unfinished. What was your experience leaving education robots?

Clearly Ebinla is superior to Tilde.

>brother asks me to play a game with him online
>know what hes like but agree anyway
>regret it almost instantly
>he gets retardedly angry and becomes unhinged the moment something doesnt go his way
>can hear the tears welling up and his voice cracking
>insulting myself and our teammates the entire time
>blames literally everyone but himself for anything that goes wrong, point out that he is the lowest on the scoreboard and he goes fucking mental
>decide to just log out

never again

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>you will never be 10 years old, racing home to play halo 3 custom games with your friends after school ever again

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Do any Zhongguoren post in yinggan?

>>37329934
got a bit of techno on, wrigleys on deck lad

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>>37330046
>getting up before 12pm
NORMO'S OUT

>>37330104
>tfw will never play fat kid or duck hunt ever again

miss it lad

>>37330104

>being born in '97

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>>37329984
it's been a while since i had a shower senpai need 1 tomorrow though and a shave. it's back to slavery on tues

>>37330186
Your kind aren't welcome in these parts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta41xU-tkFA

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who else wageslaving tomorrow?

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haha lads wouldn't i be terrible if someone just burst into your room and shot you in the head haha wouldn't it be terrible if all this just stopped.

>>37330008
Keep your eyes on the fucking trees man.

>>37330209

1v1 me on Halo you little babby.

>>37329748
Elliot puleas go

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>>37330083
I kinda gave up half way through sixth form so I didn't end up going to our leavers do. From what I head from friends, it was pretty wank.

Didn't enjoy 6th form as much as I thought I would, kinda just got alienated by a lot of the staff and students when they figured out I wasn't going to uni, bloody tosspots.

Ended up staying at home and playing WoW for the night so I guess I win in the end.

>>37330083
>Just had my 6th form leavers

how old are you?

ermm im still in education. im in uni. i never went to 6th form, i went to college because im a mong.

felt happy when i finished college because i had the summer off

>>37330288
the staff want you to go to uni because then the school gets funding, not sure why your "friends" would care unless they are posh cunts

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>>37330260
ok

wats ur gamrtag

>>37330083
i sat at home on 4chan

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>>37329984
Just came back from a convention and I wasn't torn to shreds by a muslims blowing themselves. So that's a positive

I did spend far too much money though.

>>37330323

Ganymede IX.

>>37330249
haha marks face here sums up the attitude of every worn down wageslave.

You start to feel happiness in the suffering of others

>>37330338
Did you get anything neat? The last one I went to kickstarted my Nendoroid buying habits.

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My moon shine experiment worked lads.

Made 21% neutral alcohol from sugar and water

Sat in the pub and the barmaid is thicc as fuck lads. Literally wew/10. What do?

>>37330288
I gave up half way through sixth form as well, but I wanted to go to uni

>>37330398

Does it just taste like vodka?

Also noob question, but is there any risk of turning it to methanol instead of ethanol?

>>37328584

Nvm still besides the meal

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>>37330407

>Stare at her when shes not looking

>Say nothing to her the rest of the night


>Leave

>>37330407
"do you come here often love?"

>>37330377
I bought far too many MTG cards, I got a tintin book I've been after for a while, a game for quite cheap, and I got given a dvd when I came through the entrance.

I bought gift for a friend and did some research into something for my brother's birthday.

We went to a maid cafe afterwards too, I took part in a raffle there and spent far too much money and won almost nothing.

All in all I have more money than sense.

Who else /AbsentMindedlySittingAtTheComputerUnableToDecideOnWhatToDo/ here?

>>37330398
what does it taste like. can you stpmach it straight.
more importantly, you going to drink it out a jam jar like a redneck moonshiner

>>37330438
tastes like weak vodka.

There is no danger of creating methanol. That's created from a different process.

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>>37326642

Summer/heat makes me ill and nauseous

Been playing Titanfall 2 and fapping to tgirl porn

ate some pitta play some more titanfall 2 4chan call it a day

-

I'm a degenerate pittyfull being and i don't care anymore

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>"Sorry bro I can't pay the rent right now"
>*orders drugs off darknet*

just drank a 630ml bottle of beer and bout to down the other two i have, might have a cheeky shot of vodka too

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morning lads

fell asleep at 2:30am and only just woke up now

>>37326883
Me irl

Not even kidding

>>37327106
>brother works in tescos
>just bought a house

I imagine it's easier when you're a normie and go halfers with your partner

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Study languages for 16 hours a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudgdh6tl00

>>37327599
Anyone else get kind of pissed off at this whole Manchester worship on the TV? My sympathy is for the victims of the blast and their loved ones and all who were directly effected or hurt by the sickening attack. Im not sitting here worried thiking about how this is soo terrible for the city of Manchester and how its so difficult for the people of Manchester and I am soo proud at them for being strong despite 99.9% of Manchunians not experiencing the attack and having no right to claim it.

>>37330475
When I feel like that I just put random YouTube videos on or something else that is passive, makes it feel like I am doing something productive and it takes no effort~

>>37330475
usually yeah, but downloaded kodi other day so been watching films, watched 6 yesterday and just watched both john wicks about to watch house of 1000 corpses now.

>>37330586
Bingo.
Having someone to pay half of it is a big help.

>>37327687
Sometimes its in trend and people do the whole "Just talk about it and get help!" like thats always an option and actually works (it dosent) then forget about it again.

>>37330586
>both my brothers just move in with girlfriends who already have houses
>look down on me for still living at home
oh fuck you, you just started mooching off a woman who isn't mumsy

>>37330542
>tfw dont have drug contacts so just crush up painkillers i get out the chemist and snort them
what have i become

Costs over 100 grand just to get a house in my local area that isnt a complete shitheap. There is NO hope of me ever being a homeowner.

>>37327106
pack it in and start working in private security lad

two grand a month doesn't exactly make me mr. jackpots but it does mean I've got the makings of a deposit sitting comfy in my bank account

Any Derby lads know any Dominos discount codes

>>37330745
What's that, like 400 quid a month mortgage?

Easily doable even on basic bitch minimum wage.

Just back from a barbecue with my girlfriend's family. After that we all watched Pirates of the Carribean tonight. A nice Sunday in all. How about you lads?

>people talking about lord of the rings
>say i don't really like fantasy stuff
>'oh that's strange anon i thought you would be into that sort of thing'

might as well have just said that they see me as a nerd to my face

>>37330745
>100 grand
>house

Fuck off with your north east england privilege

Some of us have real problems

>>37330794
YUMMYYUMES gets you 20% of

>>37330808
that sounds absolutely hellish
enjoy your food poisoning

>>37330794
If you put your pin in backwards at the money machine it will give you double the money you ask for

>>37330794
got you covered lad

HDGYNIXT

>>37330769
how did you get into that lad?

>>37330794
https://www.pizzahut.co.uk/

>>37330831
sign up with a security agency, tell them how many shifts a week you're willing to do and sort out a licence, that's literally it

>>37330249
yeah, first day at new retail job

dreading it. at least don't have to start too early

>>37330875
Isn't the SIA a piece of shit?

>>37330874
pizza hut pan base with dominos pepperoni would be GOAT pizza

is it sound with you lads if i randomly post bits of British history? im reading the history of Britain and i think some of you might find it to be interesting

>>37330536
>>37330536
how the fuck do you sleep for 15 hours?

>>37330901
No. Make a thread on /his/ and link it, people can join in if they want to without disrupting the rest of the thread/circlejerk

>>37330888
they drag their heels over sorting out the licences sometimes but that's the only interaction you'll ever have with the SIA themselves, everything else would be sorted out by the security firm you sign up with

night shifts are the ultimate robot job, just avoid G4S like the plague

>>37330901
Go for it lad, always good to learn new things~

>>37330920
don't know desu, not wanting to wake up is a good start

>>37330926
cant be ased doing that lad. a thread for it would look a bit silly. it was would literally be me making abar one post a thread

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>>37329984
I literally cannot go a day without showering. Sometimes I have two a day.

Back when I was in high school, I used to have two a day on the reg, until there was a water leak, that was blamed on me having too many showers. Spoiler: It was nothing to do with me.

>>37330967
That's what /his/ is for anon, I'm sure people will join in. But don't spam stuff here

what are your red flags for women lads?

>not asian

>tfw one of your friends is gonna have a son soon

feel like life is passing me by, two of my mates have kids now and the others are in relationships

>>37327896
Been playing rumble arena.

Also stfu trip fag dickhead

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>>37330983
Milk Cat 54

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All part and parcel lads

>>37327106
should see the house prices on Wolsey road lad

>>37330983
guess i will just leave it then..

>>37330939
did you find your agency through the job centre? would they take on a mentally ill neet for security do you reckon?

>>37331041
come to north scotland mate, you can get an entire fucking farm for well below those shitty prices

>>37331041
If I had 4 million for a house, this would be the last country I'd want to live in

I have to spend tomorrow on my own in London

what should I do all day lads? any suggestions?

>>37331082
they must have a decent museum or library or something, take in some culture lad

>>37331110
On a bank holiday?

>>37330901
Do it lad. Can't be any worse than the rest of the shit that gets posted here.

>>37330920
depression is a hell of a drug lad

>>37331127
its a bank holiday tomorrow? fuck lad didnt know
dunno then, if the weather is nice then chill in a park with a coffee if a city like london even has one

Let's play a game.

First person to get trips has to post their benis

>>37331176
Fuck off Len

>>37331176
Haha I hope its not me xD

GLORIOUS RAIN.

EAT A DICK NORMSCUM.

Did the big shop at Aldi today for a change. Got some nice stuff. Giant couscous, Bombay mix, gammon steaks and a free range chicken.

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>>37331002
>not thicc enough

i like em plump

>>37331176
bit scared about this lads~

>>37331176
kev bless me with your divine powers

>>37331176
>implying ill post it even if i do