Fembot Thread

Daddy didn't love me

>>37324365
This, also lots and lots of porn.

Nothing. I just don't get out to meet anyone so /foreveralone/ and therefore zero experience.

>>37324376
What sort of porn and did it progressively get worse the more you watched?

>>37324365
>>37324376
Why didn't daddy love either of you?

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For me, I'm autistic, Daddy didnt love me, and porn at young age. I also molested my little sister when i was about 8.

>>37324433
Same questions here >>37324401 to you.

Also that's fucked up.

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>>37324365
Would I have more success with the ladies if I took on that whole "daddy" approach?

>>37324433
>I also molested my little sister when i was about 8.

This is an official request for green text.

>>37324365
>>37324376
>>37324433
Fembots is it bad that when I read how fucked up you are my first thought is about how I'd legitimately like to physically punish you and hurt you?

>>37324487
Fellow broken ones should help and heal each other instead of hurting the other one even more. You are a degenerate.

>>37324487
i can probably get behind that

>>37324463
Change your diet, your skin is awful.

>>37324487
This is my fetish so go for it.

>>37324512
I can't help it. I really can't.

>>37324517
Are you a guy? Double teaming a femanon would be kind of fun. Making her realize what a worthless slut she was after we both cum on her stupid face.

>>37324355
Do fembots get off to the thought of being cucked as much as the other robots or is it just a male thing?

Probably too much erotica/porn too early and 4chan. But I'm not even that screwed up. I think.

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>>37324477
if i remembered well enuf i would but i'll tell the basics.

I can remember making some kind of game where she had to find stuffies around the room. if she couldnt do it, i'd take a piece of clothing off of her. I once got to the point where i penetrated her with my fingers. i also used to make her walk around with things (small polly pocket items) inside of her. She was about 3 or 4 at the time.

>>37324487
location? you sound interesting

>>37324530
But it's not just a fetish. I mean it is and it isn't. I really do want to hurt you during sex, at least enough to cause significant bruising. It's like you're one of those stress balls for me.

>>37324558
Toronto. Why?

>>37324546
Personally no. It seems cucking is almost completely a male fetish.

>>37324433
Lena Dunham, is that you?

>>37324355
For my gf it was getting raped twice within a 1 year period.onve byh a friend and another by a complete stranger.

>>37324556
yeet pls

>implying I've ever even kissed a boy

hello normie

>>37324433
>>37324556
Yeet go to bed.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING WHORES

NO WOMEN ALOUD HERE

GET OUT

>>37324932
>ALOUD
we won't go silent and stay loud

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>>37324875
>>37324917
NO U. I NEVAR SLEEP. REEEEEEEEEE

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>ywn meet a girl and gradually discover your sexuality together, without the influence of (((porn)))

I was reading a thread here about sex the other day, and somebody was talking about anal.
I thought that I'd probably be disappointed if I got a girlfriend and she wouldn't try it.
I shouldn't feel that way.
I shouldn't want to put my penis in a girl's ass.
That shouldn't be something I want or expect in a relationship.
The thought of doing that shouldn't even occur to me.

I hate that I think these things.

>>37324956
fuck off dont you have some cocks to suck?

>>37324985
>dont you have some cocks to suck?
No, I don't. Hustling traps have taken over and give out bjs. You should ask them if you want one.

>>37324355
every time i got too close with a girl is stopped because i worried my dick was too small.

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>>37325039

Unless your dick is 3-4 inches, don't worry.

If your dick is 3-4 inches, learn the tongue/fingers game. Know how to fuck, look up sexual positions for a small penis.

aspergers causes me to find sexual and romantic feelings overwhelming and threatening so I fantasize about raping and abusing men for making me feel that way

>>37324975
Literally everyone does anal now. It's not a big deal.

>>37324355
>religion + homeschooling

I have a hard time accepting I'm attracted to girls. I'm like a closet gay but straight. I feel like being interested in them is wrong and I'm scared they'll realize I'm attracted to them and react with the disgust I feel towards myself.

If anybody's interested, I'm a cyborg guy turning 26 and would like to get married.

>>37325092
So... what? You're bisexual? Or an actual closeted lesbian?

>>37325056
that's weird, I'm a male and went the opposite way
aspergers caused me to find sexual and romantic feelings confusing and irrational so I just removed it from my life

>>37324394
Are you a shut in, Anon?

>>37324548
How do you like your porn/erotica?
Can you function in a normal social setting?

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>>37325056
>tmw no sexually violent aspie gf to train to become more submissive

>>37325116
I'm a guy. I just internalized that being attracted to girls equals lusting after them, which is a sin.

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>>37325195
>tmw a man denies his god given instinct to fuck women.


Anon give in to the lust. Its the only way to continue your genetic legacy

>>37325066
I know. That's the problem.
Why is it so common?

It's not just anal, it's things like BDSM stuff becoming normalised.
I don't want to enter into a relationship with both of us having all of these expectations we'll be disappointed if we don't get, and doing things only because it's now apparently something everybody does.
By the time people have sex, they've probably watched hundreds, if not thousands of videos of people taking part in the bizarre performance that we're told sex is supposed to be, doing all sorts of weird things.

It just doesn't feel right to me.

>>37325178
Lots of lesdom, general BDSM stuff, siscest, that's most of it.

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>>37325195
At least I'll never be cucked by an imaginary man in the clouds

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>>37325338
>Lots of lesdom, general BDSM stuff, siscest

Those three work well together, good taste. But you still need to add momcest to the list.

>>37325338
seriously why dont you just trip up already, its annoying seeing you explain yourself to every fucking anon over and over

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>>37325420
They definitely do.

>>37325463
I don't really like tripping outside of threads that warrant a trip.

>>37325474
would you let your sister pee on your face if she wanted to

>>37325495
I guess? I sure hope it never comes to that though, it's not one of my kinks.

Boobs are weird

>>37324355
Lots of porn. Discovered it when I was like 12 and spent the next nine years getting off to it at least daily.
Now vanilla stuff doesn't even get me wet, I have to see someone getting hurt, degraded or humiliated to get into it.

>>37325547
>I have to see someone getting hurt, degraded or humiliated to get into it.
you prefer someone doing it to you or you doing it to someone?

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>>37324355
No it was getting molested for several years when I was really young. Every therapist has told me this. I've seen a lot of them.

>>37325591
To add to that I didn't see porn till i was 19 but was introduced to a irl penis when I was 8.

>>37325591
The therapists told you you were molested? False memories?

>>37325577
doing it to someone, it's really hot if it ends in snuff

>>37324463
Maybe if they liked the whole virgin neckbeard thing. You are nothing like a dad.

>>37324556
Hey I'm a little sister who had a older sister like you.

Let go of your guilt, it's not your fault. She loves you still.

>>37325620
>doing it to someone, it's really hot if it ends in snuff
please hurt, degrade, humiliate, and then kill me fembot

>>37325056
How would you rape and abuse a men?
And how do I sign up?

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>>37325547
Heyyy, your guy right here.

I was molested as a child and later as a teen I got drugged at a party passed out and got raped, I wouldn't of known but the guy who did it told me about it as part of some 12 step alcoholic recovery thing. I masturbate to thoughts of that happening to me non stop now.

>>37325642
I love Senjougahara-sama!!

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>>37325658
I want you to staple my fucking cheek right now.

>>37325655
How big are the chances of a girl waking up when you're groping her tits while she sleeps?
A-asking for a friend of course

>>37325608
What did you do to that penis at 8?

>>37324463
hey baby. you look extremely sexy to me.are you a kissless hugless virgin? please be in chicago.

>>37324576
Damn living in Toronto, you have my pity anon

>>37325547
>>37325591

How do you feel about interracial porn such as Blacked?

>>37325655

There's a possibility a boyfriend could arrange a gangbang for you, you know.

>>37325474
>Elsanna

P U R E
U
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E

>>37325547

What is the appeal tho

Are you a sadist

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>>37325836
The purest yes.
Good taste, anon.

>>37325821
I don't care for it

>>37325841
Yes, my favourite fantasies all involve getting off to really hurting someone

>>37325852
purest form of GAY

>>37325925
I'd rather hurt a girl like you.

>>37325942
well I'd rather hurt someone like you so it's fair

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>>37325925
>purest form of GAY
Yes obviously. But it's the most wonderful kind of GAY.
Don't you like qt girls anon?
Also how much hurt are we talking?

>>37325925

In what ways. Stabbing, cutting, burning, blunt force etc etc. Personally could deal with cutting, the rest is a bit too much for me

>>37325952
Couldn't we just do both?

>>37325954
Sorry I'm mostly straight

>>37325968
I like cutting, branding, whipping, hot needles, sharp nail clawing, biting until bleeds, that sort of thing

>>37325976
I'm not into being hurt

>>37326012
>mostly straight
So's spaghetti til they get wet
Just kidding. Carry on.
Biting is pretty hot tbqh.

>>37324774
that sucks for your gf and you anon.
my condolences.

>>37326030
Well I mean I'm into yuri and watch lesbian porn I'm just not sure if I'd want to do it in person I kind of have a thing for cum too

>>37326012

How does it make you feel when you hurt someone?

>>37326067
Serious question, what is it with (apparently hetero) girls and yuri/lesbian porn? I mean I don't watch any hetero porn so I don't really get it.

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>>37325952
I second this, ironicly. I hate sadists so much that I find it immensely pleasurable to hurt them. Heh.

>>37326080
Uh, wet? Tingly?

>>37326104
Yuri and lesbian porn focuses on women getting please, straight porn is almost always about the man.
Even straight BDSM porn usually has the domme do stupid shit like give her sub a blowjob.

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>tfw you have nightmares about being cheating on or left for someone else literally every other night or more

>I'm so alone
>Proceeds to choke on a dick
Fembots, everyone.

>>37326125
Why do you like hurting us. It's not as if we hurt girls who don't enjoy it.

>>37326146
>focuses on the women getting pleased
That makes sense, yeah. I get it.

>>37326146

I was talking more about how it feels psychologically/mentally rather than physically

>>37326104
Pussy eating, literally 99.9% of why straight girls watch it. Not the shit five seconds while trying to be as far as possible either. It's not ever really common in lesbian porn but it's better than clicking through literally 100 "female choice" vids and not finding any.

>>37326209
I-If I knew a nice lesbian I might try it with her

>>37326233
I don't know it's just hot

>>37326238
Yeah but surely there's straight porn with pussy eating? I assume enough hetero girls watch porn so there's a market for it. It seems absurd to watch sex with a gender you're not attracted to just for a sex act you'd enjoy with males.

>>37326257
Good taste. Find a qt lesbian and help each other out.

>>37325641
pretty much any way, here's a fantasy I had a few nights ago while giving the electric toothbrush a run for it's money
>holding a group of guys hostage at gunpoint
>make them all ziptie their ankles and wrists together and get on their knees
>tell them I will allow them to live if they survive five rounds of a game
>the first round is to simply take their pants down
>any that refuse get shot in the head so the others know I'm serious
>second round is to get their cocks hard
>any that can't get hard get their cocks shot off and left to bleed to death since they're clearly useless
>third round is passing a test where I put my gun under their cock and if their cock isn't longer than the top of the gun I pull the trigger and blow their balls off and leave them to bleed to death since they're not real men
>fourth round is like that thing in the military where they make everyone stand at attention for hours and the first half of them to give up and stand down or collapse loses but it's their cocks that have to stay standing at attention
>first half of the group to lose their erections gets shot with the gun up their ass since they're clearly gay if they don't stay hard in front of me
>fifth and final round is to fuck me and make me come before they do or I pull the trigger on the gun I'm making them suck like a dick the entire time since if they won't hold their load why should I
>survivors get kept as my sex slaves after I've weeded out the unworthy ones

>>37326257

Why havent you already gotten a robot bf to abuse?

>>37326238
How do femanons feel about eating pussy? I literally cannot fuck without getting some pussy in my face at some point. If I was given the choice between using my cock or going down on a girl I would get eating every time. Is this appealing to women cos they usually seem to prefer some deep dicking to it?

>>37326286
There is but it's extremely rare, literally one in a thousand rare even when you specifically search for it or facesitting/femdom. When you do find it it's usually several inches away with the tip of their tongue barely touching it and not even 1% of the video. I'm into girly guys so faces don't bother me anyway, but if it was more common I'd definitely watch it instead.

> I assume enough hetero girls watch porn so there's a market for it.

This and all the violence, painful sex, and fake moans is exactly why they don't.

>>37326340
Fair enough. I knew most lesbian porn was shit but I assumed there'd be enough "female centered" porn for heteros, since most porn sites even have their own categories for that stuff.
That's why I usually just fantasize or read fanfiction.

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>>37326300
Well, fuck. What do you know

>>37326333
I really like it theory but I'm a disgusting roastie irl. I can't even touch myself directly without immediately losing all lewd feelings and getting depressed. It doesn't stick out so you can't even use the "at least it feels good" thing. Just super wrinkly old woman vag.

>>37326357
"Female centered" is a meme, on any site it'll be all guys rping so it's nothing but interracial, cuck, bad lesbian, and the exact same mainstream porn with slightly less face slapping.

>>37326333
Obviously would love it, but I'm a dyke. Being a good toy for a domme to use, abuse and sit on all day is my dream.

>>37326406
I know I'm probably not gonna help much, but I'm pretty sure your roast isn't gross. I think only a minority of roasties are unappealing.

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Fuck me, maybe girls cannot be robots but they most definitely can be disgusting subhuman filth as evidenced by this thread. You deserve a long train ride to poland.
If my only chance at losing my virginity is with one of you psychopaths that might slit my throat while I sleep I rather stay a virgin.

>>37326406
Not the first time I hear those complains about porn from women. Old/young lesbian seem to work for some, if it helps.

Funny how robots always say 2D is superior but how few fembots seem to listen to that in regards to porn.

>>37326506
It seems to vary a lot, I barely ever watch 3D porn and then only since cute amateur stuff.

>>37326497
>If my only chance at losing my virginity is with one of you psychopaths that might slit my throat while I sleep I rather stay a virgin.
that's the spirit, fellow fembot

>>37326465
It looks like this but with extra flaps on each side that aren't even straight they're so wrinkly. Guys really overestimate what the average vag looks like.

>>37326506
2d is much much worse. The only kind where it's less common is gay porn. Just pictures don't do anything for me when it comes this anyway, it needs at least movement and sound helps. That just lowers it to nothing for decent quality.

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>>37326597
Dropped pic ofc

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>>37326538
>fellow fembot
>implying there is such a thing as a fembot

>>37326597
Have you tried just audio porn? Most video porn I don't like but I can shlick just nicely to recordings.

>>37326497
come on anon if you die feeling absolute pleasure is it really baaaad

>>37326597
>>37326623
what anon that's a perfectly normal vulva the way you described it, it's really normal looking
a lot of people love the roast anyway, I do, but I'm also gay so take that how you want

>>37326623
That's the only good kind of roastie though, so you are okay.

>>37324355
Daddy never loved me but he loved abusing me for himself and other's enjoyment.

>fembots ITT

I'm sexually attracted to women's underarms. I've always been this way.

Is that okay?

>>37326639
everyone posting in a fembot thread must be a fembot
thus we are all fembots here

>>37326698
I have a fetish for slender hands with long, thin fingers. I can accept your fetish.

>>37326704
God I hate this website, I wish 8/r9k/ was still alive or old 4/r9k/ was.

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>>37326655
You have any recommendations? I go on GWA but a lot of it just guys putting on "tough" voices and rape/rough/daddy shit.

>>37326660
Lesbians are way more accepting. Even when it comes to normies it's pretty much standard to be disgusted by anything but porn vag under 40.

>>37326723
I have a huge thing for hands too.

>>37326597
>it needs at least movement and sound helps
wew, that is gonna suck.
Look at it that way, at least having to rely on your fantasy to schlick often will keep your brain active
>It looks like this but with extra flaps
Think you forgot to post whatever 'this' is.
Also just saying if we get free access to it and like you as a girl, the only one hating those flaps in the bed will probably be yourself. I know you'll never fully believe it, but it is still true.

>>37326744
>Lesbians are way more accepting. Even when it comes to normies it's pretty much standard to be disgusted by anything but porn vag under 40.
I haven't talked to many normie men desu, I always thought the whole roastie thing was a /r9k/ meme spread by bitter virgins
still I bet there's a lot of men out there who don't care

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>>37326623
>tfw none of those even look like mine
Oh god am I a freak? I guess the second one to the left of the one you marked is closest.
That being said yours is totally fine. Definitely one of the most lickable there.

>>37326744
>You have any recommendations
Besides GWA, go try Sounds of Pleasure on >tumblr
But I'm a dyke so I'm not sure how much het stuff there is, but check it out.

>>37324463

I think so.

I gave up and started taking the piss out of girls. If they get something wrong I remind them and If I get something right I gloat. You have to target the right girl though. Ones that never mention their father.

>>37326732
>God I hate this website, I wish 8/r9k/ was still alive or old 4/r9k/ was.
what are these things, fellow fembot?

>>37326792
Get married and then have lots of babies. Being a lesbian doesn't absolve you from your moral duties.

>>37326792
>Oh god am I a freak? I guess the second one to the left of the one you marked is closest.
that's really cute dykeanon, would definitely lick
mine is bottom, second from the right

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>>37326835
I kinda wish I was brown sometimes so 4chan would stop telling me to get dicked to save the white race. I have two sisters who'll probably end up marrying and having kids eventually, that's fine right?

>>37326839
>would definitely lick
T-thanks. The feeling is mutual.

>>37326745
>Also just saying if we get free access to it and like you as a girl
I know, I mean actually interacting with it. Especially when your body is already shit to begin with so there's nothing else to focus on instead.

>>37326768
Tbf I don't talk to normie men at all, but if you lurk places they hang out and what you hear irl they hate it more than robots do. You know half of the stuff here is just shitposting anyway.

>>37326792
Thanks for the help. And I highly doubt it, I looked through tons of those vag galleries and didn't find anything even vaguely similar till then and it's still missing the part I hate the most. There's 9 more here if you wanna check. This one's best cause a lot of the ones on reddit for example are just the "pretty" ones posting. Since ofc most girls that don't like their vag wouldn't post it.
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels

>>37326878
>I kinda wish I was brown sometimes so 4chan would stop telling me to get dicked to save the white race. I have two sisters who'll probably end up marrying and having kids eventually, that's fine right?
but anon, soon enough we'll have girls who can get girls pregnant and have lots of qt gay babies

>>37326878
>get dicked to save the white race
It's not your moral duty because someone on the internet said so, it's your moral duty because it's right. And you know it's right. You need only observe the state of affairs around you to come to such a conclusion. Also, you don't need to take a penis to be impregnated, it's 2017.

Find a wife and settle down. Start a family.

>>37326732

How about you join a male virgin only r9k community on discord?

https://discord[dot here]gg/Gvb6ky6

>>37326956
can fembots join if they're fujoshis?

>>37326941
Yeah fingers crossed for that. All memes aside I grew up in a big family and I'd definitely like my children to have that too.

>>37326952
I've absolutely no inkling if it's right but it's something I want to have eventually, yes. A wife and a family, I mean.

>>37326941
This is what I'm looking forward to. With all those traps, some will turn out straight in the end but keep their nice, half transformed bodys.

>>37326996
too bad I'm in your chat

>>37326623
You lied to me anon, that's a great roastie

How do you go down a woman

Is there a way to practice without actually having a vagoo to practice on

>>37324355
>severe daddy issues
also
>be me, 14, 2008
>with mum in scotland to visit "a friend" of hers
>mfw he was married and they fucked the entire time we were there
>i was locked in a room
>somehow learned cheating was a-okay
>not a cheater but still confused

>>37327045
>Is there a way to practice without actually having a vagoo to practice on
no, but just read how to do it
focus on the clit, use the flat of your tongue, and talk to her about what she likes
even if she's never had anyone go down on her she'll figure out what feels best quickly

>>37327008

Kek, good job on giving yourself away

Women are retarded

>>37324394
How old are you? Have you always been like that originally?

>>37327045
Just focus mostly on the clit, flat tongue and actually communicate with her since not every girl likes the same stuff.
Disclaimer: never had my pussy eaten but how hard can it be.

>>37327045
Spell the alphabet with your tongue

>>37327059
You have no sense of shame either dumb whore. Why?

>>37327100
men think it's hard because they go straight for licking the vagina and too many of them don't even know what a clit is
it's nowhere near as hard as they say

>>37326792
>>37327016
Oh I forgot to mention I was comparing to when I was aroused since that'd be the most likely to be seen, and again it's missing the wrinkly extra parts. I still can't find anything close for the resting state, it looks pretty much deflated. The bloodflow changes it a lot.

>>37327045
What the other anons said but don't focus on the clit right away unless you know she likes that. It can really hurt or just be super uncomfortable. Getting as close as possible is best both feeling wise and to keep you from getting tired as quickly. It depends on the girl but my vulva is really sensitive as well.

>>37327124
Ignore this meme.

>>37327137
Yeah I noticed that. There's a weird myth about female pleasure being unimaginably complicated when it's literally a small hard nub to just rub with your hands or tongue and that's it.

>>37326300
fuck i'm a pure vanillafag but that was pretty hot desu

>>37327170
It's interesting that you say that because I've recently tried to watch the change from "resting" to aroused (with a makeup mirror) but apart from my clit becoming more pronounced and a bit of, opening I guess, I didn't notice any huge changes.

>>37327171
wellll not just rub, kissing it, sucking it, kissing it and then licking it, there's a lot of fun things to do to it that will drive her wild
but yeah, if you don't know how to work a clit your gf won't enjoy sex as much as you do

>>37327137
2bh I think vaginas are pretty, even roasties. I just want to kiss them over and over again. It's like a sideways mouth.

>>37327170
>Ignore this meme.
I'm only posting what a normie told me, works for him so why not?

>>37327233
Yeah of course. I just never had anyone kiss or suck or lick it so I went with rubbing. I just meant that the clit should get the most attention.

>>37327240
Random question, is it true that a lot of guys dislike/refuse to eat pussy? I recently heard that complaint from a normie friend but I figured maybe her boyfriend is just weird (I'd hope so)

>>37327240
kissing the lips is great for foreplay though
do that a bit, nibble on the labia, even kiss right against the vagina, but you have to play with the clit

>>37327278
>Random question, is it true that a lot of guys dislike/refuse to eat pussy? I recently heard that complaint from a normie friend but I figured maybe her boyfriend is just weird (I'd hope so)
yes, depends though, young guys go "ewwww eating pussy" and young women go "ewwww sucking dick"
they grow out of it, usually, a small number don't though

>>37324355
>grew up with an older brother that told me i was worse than worthless etc.
>tfw didn't hold a males hand until i was 29

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>>37327278
Maybe some. But I've sat through a ton of conversations of men talking about sex and eating pussy is always mentioned. So I think most are okay with it.

I want to do it, it looks nice. You get to kiss her vagina (right?) And her sexy thighs would be wrapped around your face.

>>37324355
my fetish is to take an abused women with completely degenerate fetishes and shower her with affection and true love until she loves me and functions normally

would you let a guy do that, fembots?

>>37327324
>>37327296
It does look nice. Doing it and having it done. And wearing thighs as earmuffs is basically my biggest kink, unf.

>>37327216
It can vary from person to person, like how clit and penetration sensitivity. I can't even touch my clit through clothes unless I get myself lewd some other way first. I'd never cum from it but but finger sized penetration feels almost as good and I can get really lewd almost instantly from having a really full bladder. I can't cum from anything though unfortunately. All in all I guess I'm not really standard so that's not really surprising. I also mean after like 30+ minutes though so maybe that's why you didn't see much?

>>37327253
It's already been said a bunch of times to not use the tip of your tongue, it hurts your mouth and anything like that is either annoying or undetectable for most women.

>>37327319
I haven't been in months but it seems like there's actually girls in it for once. I really want female friends but I'm too autistic for long term ones and one on one.

>>37327359
Do you mean directly touching your clit or just the hood? Because I figure direct clit contact is way too intense/sensitive for most people. Personally I usually rub myself off through my panties or on a pillow precisely because it gets too much otherwise.
And I'd be your autistic fembot friend anon.

Is face humping something women are into or is that just a guy's fantasy. Because I want a woman to hump my face until she cums with no regard for letting me breathe or if she's hurting me from bouncing around full-weight.

I know you're all humping your pillows at night...

>>37327319
glad I'm not the only one playing with myself with all these oral stories

>>37327398
I'm not her but for me I can rub the clit when it's wet but when it's dry it's suuuuper uncomfortable

>>37324355
You're a sick fuck and you know it, OP and whoever makes these terrible threads. You do not see beyond your own selfish needs and MUH TROLLLIIIIING that you're actually making others geniunely feel like shit. You're a sociopath and you know it.

daddy, daddy, daddy did it, daddy

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>>37324433
this would be more approppriate

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>>37324355
Paranoid schizophrenia. Infertility. Maybe porn, too.

I hear shit, I see shit, I feel shit, and I know shit that to me is clear as fucking day and I have to retrain my own mind to know it's not real. Last episode I didn't shower for a week because I thought the water was poisoned. Sometimes I worry people I know will be killed or kidnapped. I get twitchy and handsy, but I haven't had an episode in a damn long time.

No one should date a schizo.

>>37327423
I think it's hot but I'd much rather be the one whose face someone's on.
But yeah both works.

>>37327442
>glad I'm not the only one
Nah, probably not even in the minority. Talking sex is way hot and gets me like nothing else.

And yeah I don't even try rubbing myself unless I'm already pretty wet, it nearly hurts if I do it otherwise.
I get wet pretty easily though

>>37327398
My clit isn't really covered by the hood no matter what. I can't remember if it's always been that way desu. I do know that unless I spread really wide my vulva covers it though. I mostly grind too, desu whenever I get really close to cumming or get a spike in pleasure my arms and legs spazz out. It's extremely frustrating. I really wanna buy one of those wake up timer vibes but my parents are super nosy and want to check every package.

Cgl doesn't have spoliers so I'm probably gonna mess this up, but I'm a really boring neet with chronic illness. Tbh even posting on r9k makes me hyperventilate and when I tried to make friends online before I sperged out and blocked them because I was always online. They never wanted to talk to me cause I couldn't relate or share my own normie stories anyway desu.

Reading all these fembots talking about sex makes me sad I'll never have a cute shy gf in real life tell me what twistd things gets her off.
Atleast I'm rock hard now and can jerk off

>>37327423
yeah I'd love to have another woman under me, using her tongue, rubbing myself against her face, her masturbating to me blocking her mouth and nose, all that rough facesitting/oral sex
I'd love to keep her there forever

>>37327477
>I get wet pretty easily though
me too I'm almost always wet
(probably because I spend most of my day masturbating, reading porn, watching porn, fantasising about sex, writing about sex, lewding with friends)

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>>37327329
This sounds really nice and soothing. I'm not that broken but I guess I'd sperg out and run if you came to close to me emotionally.

>>37327562
What about the opposite? Having degenerate fetishes and an abusive bf to indulge in them all. Beating and raping you like the worthless fuckhole you are.

>>37327529
If you still wanna I can drop my old edgy throwaway email and we can play games together. I'd love to have someone to play project zomboid, don't starve, or warhammer with. I stutter a lot until I get into the game though if that bugs you.

>>37327581
Nah that sounds disgusting. I only like qts.

>>37327529
>my arms and legs spazz out
Lol, way too real. I flip-flop around like a fish out of water when I come. I'm pretty jealous of girls who manage to look sexy instead of epileptic.
Definitely invest in some sorta vibe though, I got this massager and it's heavenly.
Alright, was just an offer. I understand that you wouldn't want to. I actually got chronic pain so I can (maybe) kinda relate to that, for what it's worth.

>>37327531
>almost always wet
Can relate. But mostly because I'm lewding a lot lately with another fembot on discord. Drives me crazy.

>>37327529
What chronic illness do you have? Is it terrible?

>>37327531
Hi Austria. How much of your own grool have you drank by now. How do you taste.

>>37327618
Actually that's not me, I'm >>37327616.
And not *that* much really. I don't taste like much desu but I kinda like it nonetheless, mostly salty with a hint of sweet.

>>37327618
I'm not actually austria but we have a lot in common
(she's not dominant lol)

>>37327618
I bet it was a wannabe Austrian. We aren't that gross.

>>37326300
sign me up please

>>37327617
It's very tmi, tldr both ends and really painful. It makes really hard to do anything but post on imageboards, browse things, and sometimes play more causal games I can pause. A lot of the time I can't stand up and fall when trying to get up or in the shower. When it's that bad I just lie in bed and try to not get dragged out. Doctors are useless and super expensive t.bh.

>>37327616
I always forget the t.bh ban is site wide. It's basically a verbal tick now. I got too nervous about taking too long and finished here >>37327597 I should just drop my steam instead. I tried email once before and got spammed with gore and etc.

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>>37327764
So cramps then? it's an anonymous imageboard there's no such thing as too much information

>>37324519
Acne is caused by dirty face and bad genetics, not diet
t. dermatologist's son

>>37327811
Mix of severe constipation, diarrhea, and vomiting even if I eat nothing but gruel. I can't really be out that often for obvious reasons. I've been on so many elimination diets and some medicine. Idk where the pain is even coming from since even if I don't eat or go on liquid diets I still get it.

i'd like to know too. i think yaoi did it.

>>37327877
That sounds awful, ever got checked for Crohns? There's drugs for that nowadays so they won't give you a colostomy bag and sow your ass up lol

Fembots I'm so lonely. Can someone post tits and timestamp

>>37327917
They should also post feet 2bh

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>>37327917
I post tits. Someone please also post a timestamp for this lonley robot.

>>37327912
Yeah, CT, colonoscopy, and everything. CT found something but colonoscopy didn't. My new GI is much better but doesn't really take it seriously and has been telling me to work food in slowly and etc. Better than the lady that told me I couldn't possibly have anything but immediately put me on two different medications and demanded we do both colonoscopy and endoscopy immediately. I'll admit part of it is my fault, whenever I feel even slightly better I act like everything is solved permanently and feel too whiny to complain accurately in person.

>>37327988
Do what I do with my therapist and write a list of everything you suffer, date it when each thing happens, and hand it in next time you see him.

>>37328008
That definitely can't hurt. I do that with my migraines to keep track of it and so my neurologist has a general idea of what's happening and I heard it from different doctors that it's a good idea for any chronic illness.

>>37327988
Shit like loperamide should help, if they aren't giving you that already.

>>37325161
No, I'm a wageslave. But when not working I don't do anything.

>>37327098
31. Yes, pretty much. I had periods where I was more social, college I was a bit better. But I've always found people exhausting and so I default to being alone.

>>37328008
>>37328029
>>37328035
Thanks anons I'll try. It's just even when I tell people how bad it is they write it off as over exaggerating and "silly little girl problems." I can't look men in the eye and I can barely talk to them without stuttering so that doesn't help. My mom is a bit of a hovermom and always insists on going and tries to talk over me so that makes it even worse. Like I said I can't really blame him for not taking me as seriously.

>>37328081
You've never had a boyfriend, Anon?

>>37328083
Doctors think i'm making shit up and I keep pestering them about it, just be very persistant. If you're speaking to male doctors just look them in the eye, they've probably seen worse so it's nothing to feel bad about or anything.

>>37328112
Nope, never. I'm kind of okay with being alone now though. I'm too far gone.

>>37328083
>silly little girl problems
Yeah fuck that. I had a neurologist like that who thought I was just exaggerating/being a pussy until the hospital sent over my records.
Doctors can be huge cunts.

>>37328083
Might be a gluten allergy

>>37326300

Umm. Will you talk to /abuse me please?

>>37328163
It's more general anxiety, it's actually lot easier for me cause he's older and a doctor. I'm the kind of person that can barely squeak out in order a lot of the time desu. When it comes to men I mean, I'm nowhere near as bad with women.

>>37328409
He's a lot better, but there's that general attitude. Idk what to do to prove it really other than keep telling him every time I have to check in.

>>37328500
Nope, I've cut out anything with it for over a month before just to make sure. No eating out or prepackaged things that could be contaminated. I already knew it wouldn't be since bread and saltines are as inoffensive as it gets for me, but I wanted to make sure.

Nothing. My sexuality isn't screwed up. I like and enjoy sex, that's not a defect.

The screwiness is all in my personality and how I can't keep a boyfriend. So I have to keep finding new partners.

>>37328658
Just practice looking men in the face at a distance and you'll probably get a bit more confident about it. I mess up sentences all the time and I don't feel bad about it.

>>37328721
>has personality problems
>has no problems finding bfs

>>37327843
did you look at his skin

>>37328760
I've always wondered why robots blame women for men being desperate pieces of shit that would fuck anything that moves. I mean I get its out of bitterness and jealousy but what the hell.

>>37328801
Because girls are the gatekeepers of sex? If girls would sleep with everyone and not just the top 10% of guys, robots would love women.

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>>37328888
Eating ass or having my ass eaten?
Either way post more.

>>37328760
I can be sweet, lovely and charming in the short term.

>>37328879
Trust me, the guys I date are not in the top 10%.

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god i hate women so fucking much
uselesss holes

I'd say for me it was being molested and exploring the internet when everything was new. the porn game really changed what i loved and finding really odd stuff before things got really strict, and what partially lead me to trying said screwd up things.
Hell looking back getting molested doesn't really bother me at all now, or ever really.

>>37328938
please keep hating women it drives them all into the arms of qt dykes

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>>37328907
Getting your ass eaten

>>37328973
Hm, too brown for my taste. Post qt redheads or something.
But yeah I guess I'd give it a try, if it was something my partner was into.

>>37324355
Women don't watch porn. maybe some read it but they're not interested in watching it. any fembot who says so is lying, or is a guy looking for (You)s. I know we all want women to be as degenerate as us but it ain't so.

>>37328938
>I search this image called roastie.jpg on google with search by imagine
>They find no identical image but their search suggestion is the keyword "female".

Btw pls source. What amazing figure.

>>37328997
I love to play yaoi visual novels. Does that count as watching or reading?

>>37329020
it counts as you being a cringy immature aspie

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>>37329011
its from a video i watched

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>>37328997
You don't know what you're talking about my ex would masturbate to gloryhole and bukkakes
>>37328987
What about this?

I want to suck on fembots feet to be perfectly honest with you. And massage them and kiss them.

>>37328997
>Women don't watch porn.
yes they do

just not to the ungodly extent robots do or just men in general

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>>37328997
Straight girls watch gay porn instead.

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>>37329035
That doesn't answer my question at all.

>>37328997
I'm pretty sure you're just trying to bait and get (You)s but women definitely watch porn. I'm literally watching porn right now. Why wouldn't we?

>>37329080
I also do this. Tho I prefere 2d.

>>37329020
it counts as you playing

>>37329143
no we don't women have no sex drive and also our holes are only pleasured by stuffing cash, diamonds and gold inside

>>37329143
Because girls don't have sexual thoughts.

Evidenced by the myriad of sexless marriages all over the globe.
The only times a woman gets horny is when someone ELSE makes her horny.

>>37329186
Tbf if someone shoved diamonds and gold in my vag I'd be ecstatic. So long as it was smooth and I could keep it ofc.

>>37329190
>implying my husbando doesn't make me lewd

>>37329387
>"my husband makes me lewd"

Exactly.

If you were left in your room for 5 days, you would not get horny or masturbate without someone else turning you on.
Meanwhile, a man would masturbate probably once a day.

>>37329469
Not at all anon. Especially not when it comes to pre-period horniness. Hormones are a bitch.

>>37324355
any fembot willing to post tits for my birthday?

>>37324463
You'd have more success with the ladies if you took on the whole "shower" approach

>>37326300
you forgot the step where I kick your teeth in

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>>37329513
happy b-day to youuuuuu~

>>37329190
>whole thread basically just lewd shit talking about shlicking and fantasies
>girls don't have sexual thoughts
Pls

>>37329648
i like how there are a pair of them

>>37329648
wow, those are Great Tits, thanks anon

>>37329648
>not changing the filename

Unless you're willing to pretend to be a nepali big-titted girl(male)

>>37329648
more than i expected, heh

>>37329190
>The only times a woman gets horny is when someone ELSE makes her horny.
By existing and being sexy? How is that any different from guys?

>>37329648
Smart arse. Deserve a punishment for tha

>>37324355
POST BARE TITS NEXT TIME WHORE
FUCKING

>>37329706
Men get aroused several times per day regardless of stimuli. Take Friday, for example. I woke up at 8am with a boner, I wasn't even have a sexy dream or anything but I was hard as a rock. Then at 11am I went to take my calculus final and 10 minutes into a difficult problem my cock went diamond hard again.

>>37329738
Do you think girls don't? I've gotten myself off four times today just because. No porn, no sex dreams, just got horny. It happens.

>>37324355
Post your bare tits

>>37329683
;)
>>37329686
yw anon
>>37329688
>actually downloading images for a gag and not just c/p ing the url
>>37329696
;)~
>>37329713
pass

>>37329791
Be my high sexdrive gf.

>>37329791
he's talking about boners without horniness

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>>37328997

sure thing my famalam

>>37329846
Oh, fair enough. But that happens too, sometimes I get wet without even realizing it and then I notice and just don't get why.

I'm not sure, at a pretty young age I felt really sexual.

No one like molested me or anything and I never really saw porn until my teens, I just wanted to do stuff.

When I was in 3rd grade so like, 8 years old I had to go to a counselor/therapist because I was playing house with a boy from my class and a teacher caught me making him kiss me and forcing his hand down my shirt.

>>37329871
What the hell is insex? And HGT for that matter.

>>37329871
>X-Art
>Training of O
Pretty good taste

I was bullied as a child. No one liked me or gave me any sort of attention, and now I love the idea of crazy love, stalking, cannibalism of a dead lover. I'm also willing to do anything for my boyfriend as long as he'd love me. I watched some hentai today, but started crying because it was too explicit and dirty. It made me feel like a guy could just fuck me and then leave me, or not be interested in me beyond sex.

>>37329827
I keep all images I use in my shitposts. It makes for good memories.

>>37329993
>I watched some hentai today, but started crying because it was too explicit and dirty.
What do you like then? Rough sex or the gentle type stuff? Did the bullying turn you into some yandere girl?

>>37329993
Can relate. Sometimes I watch porn and it just disgusts me randomly somewhere in the middle and I start sobbing and can't get off anymore.
Pretty much why I stopped watching any.

>>37329876
Do you get wet easily?

Because I don't think it's that common in girls. Most women just dont think about until something happens and they get stimulated by someone else.

For guys, it just happens regardless.

I always laugh when women claim men and women have the same sex drive.

>>37330081
I do, yeah. But I also get aroused easily (and randomly). It varies a lot with my cycle of course but it can just happen whenever. When I was in school I once had a crazy intense 'attack' of horniness right in the middle of a Latin exam. Like, it felt as if someone was hitting all my spots at the same time and then just stopped and it left me wanting so much.
So yeah it happens. Libidos vary a lot from girl to girl.

>>37329993
>>37330078
Me too, I can only watch it when I've completely given up on relationships or I'm so lewd from hormones I don't care till after.

>>37330081
That's biology not sex drive. Like saying since only women can get pregnant only women will really want kids. You can get lewd and puff up from that without ever touching yourself and you expand a bit to accept a finger, but anything more needs physical stimulation for the vast majority.

>>37330021
Both are good. Really, anything is good, even degrading things, as long as I know for a fact that he is in love with me. My preference is passionate and fun sex, where you can joke around while doing it.

>>37330216
Where do you live anon?
I'd be in love with you ;-;

>>37330239
But I have a crush , anon. He's supposed to be my boyfriend but the fact that he prefers to play video games instead of talking to me is making me mad.

>>37330291
I thought you were a single desperate fembot..
I just want a desperate clingy loyal gf.

It was a mixture of 4chan since I was in Jr high, anime, porn, and my sexually abusive/rapist ex boyfriend

Where does one go and meet local fembots? I have a lot to give, but no one to receive it.

>>37329469
>once a day
Low sex-drive, would not marry.

>>37330291
Dump him for a Chad. He will give you the dicking you need and still play vidya with you.

>>37329469
>once a day
>and girls don't have a sex drive though
Casual

>>37329469
Once a day...
I fap 4 times a day minimum.

>>37330463
Liar. Chads are shitstains.

>>37330503
How so? And robots aren't shitstains?

>>37330549
Robots are more loyal. If I became loyal because of the fact that I wasn't paid attention to, that must be the case for robots. Chad doesn't care about your thoughts. Either way, I just don't feel comfortable around cocky men. The first time I ghosted my crush was because he started acting too smug for my liking and I was intimidated. Plus, Chad isn't knowledgeable.

>>37327329
I just want to be loved :c

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>>37324355
Fucking ridiculous how roast continues to fester on this board. There are no fembots. Maybe femanons and Larpers.

>>37330617
You are not talking about Chad here, you are talking about robots. Actual Chads are loyal and treat you right. Robots will treat you like shit and cheat on you.

>>37330671
I always liked "femanon" better too desu. Been used on /b/ forever

>>37330625
I will give you loving into your vagina if you are not fat.

>>37325335
It's not as common as that person is making it out to be. I've been with more people who don't do anal, than people that do.

I hate when people take their experience and then speak on behalf of "everbody" with it. Talk about a small reality

Anal to me is not as desirable as regular vaginal sex and oral because it seems so unnatural. We had to use lube, because the salvia wasn't enough, which to me is unnatural. Also, the whole shit-hole aspect is a turn off to me. I mean, that asshole had/has shit coming out of it recently. That's fucking gross. The tightness is nice if you have death grip issues, but that's also not desirable... To each his/her own tho

>>37330749
Where did you get that idea? It sounds like you're speaking from personal experience. Please detail.

>>37330625
Are you a desperate clingy fembot? Are you the one who I am looking for?

>>37330796
What's your definition of Chad and robot anyway? Chad is the successful male, both in life and with women. A robot is a failure in life, due to his own life choices and laziness.

>>37329902

insex was a bdsm website that got shut down for being 2hardcore4america since they'd do shit like putting needles under actresses fingernails

HGT is short for hogtied.com

>>37330839
>due to his own life choices
This meme again. Being bullied was my choice. Being born with autism was my choice. Everyone ignoring me and telling me I'm stupid was my choice. It's my choice my eyes went to shit. It's my choice I had crooked teeth and had to wear braces and be ridiculed even more.

Hang yourself and your entire family tree. You're nothing more but a normie from his high horse.

If I got a gf, I'd never leave her, I'd do anything for her. I wouldn't even dare to think about dreaming about cheating. Fuck off.

>>37330839
that's too wide a definition for Chad, Chad denotes a specific personality archetype not just "successful", like literally Chad Radwell from Scream Queens

>>37330903
So you had a shit childhood. What is preventing you from becoming successful? Why not get a degree from uni and/or start your own business?

>>37330903
>implying you wouldn't be extremely dysfunctional in a relationship and be paranoid about being cheated on from being an autist who learns everything about the world on here and has a panic attack every time you don't know where she is

and this is the best case scenario for a robot imagining total innocence

>>37330903
You sound very bittet. If you ever got a gf you would probably cheat on her.

>>37330839
Different anon but I always thought Chad was the stereotypical jock guy who'd treat girls like shit because he had girls lining up to sit on his dick anyway.

>>37330839
The "Chad" I'm referring to is the type of man that gets through life by acting cocky and unmannered. He attracts women and is sexually successful because of his confident attitude but only uses them for sex. They oblige to whatever he says and does.
A robot is a man who is highly knowledgeable and creative, but overly sensitive and lazy. He postpones important events (asking out a girl, speaking up in class, showing off his talent, etc.) to the point where he finds that he hasn't achieved anything in his life, despite being gifted. He doesn't realise his potential. Because of his insecurity, he would treasure his lover because they can see the best in him.

>>37330970
I am getting a degree from uni. I see no girls here though.

>>37330973
>not getting an equally disfunctional and desperate gf who is in contact 24/7 with you so both know what you're doing
Low energy of you anon.

>>37330976
This comment makes zero sense. "I looked for a gf all my life, now that I found one I will cheat on her". Obviously, you got me all figured out.

>>37324355
It's not screwed up i just have a very low sex drive (horny once a month maybe), and when i do get horny i fantasize about domming dudes. It stems from feeling powerless and wanting to have power at least sexually. And i love defying norms and we all know 90% of ladies love being dominated.

>>37331016
>"I looked for a gf all my life, now that I found one I will cheat on her".
People often cheat because they're so worried about their partner cheating they're convinced they are and join in. Usually women though tbf, men cheat just for "variety."

>>37331039
Try 99% of them love it. But probably 50% of guys would love it also so ehh. So wanna live together and have rare sex but mostly do cute couple things?

>>37330994
>The "Chad" I'm referring to is the type of man that gets through life by acting cocky and unmannered.

that's me but out of autism

>>37331069
Problem is, who would I cheat on? If I could cheat easily on my gf, wouldn't I be able to find women to just have sex with right now? Why would I suddenly be able to have sex with loads of women once I get a gf?
Some weird thoughts here anon.

>>37330994
>pretending robots are gifted at anything
>>37331092
women zoom in men in relationships like mad cunts because that signals you have social value even if they'd think you were a total loser before hand

>>37330994
>robot
>highly knowledgeable
>creative
>gifted

Top fucking kek. A robot is a high school dropout or barely finished it, lives in the basement, NEET, has zero ambition, is not very smart, and spends all day long being angry on a Burmese carpet weaving forum.

>>37331092
>Problem is, who would I cheat on?

Someone who's only faithful because they can't cheat is as trustworthy as someone who won't beat you because they think they'll get arrested. Confidence goes way up once you have someone willing to date and have sex with you. You see idiots complaining all the time about how they cheated or broke up with their gf to be with someone better and now can't get anyone.

>>37331128
Yeah, too bad I'd still be a shutin with my gf and never go outside to clubs or bars. I say good luck to the women trying to find me when I'm inside my house.
So what now? How do I cheat on my gf again? I need specific plausible scenarios please.

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are there any fembots that like traps? would you ever consider dating one?

>>37331016
If you are not finished with your degree it means you are young and with all the future ahead of you. Why do you pretend your life is over when it has not even started?

>>37331161
Am I the only one around here who will only be with a girl who can fulfill all my dating needs? If you need to cheat, then you might as well break up because she's not worth dating.

>>37331175
yes, we've established a few times in a bunch of threads there's a bunch of fembots who will
I might, depending how feminine she is, but I'm also taken

>>37331161
First read >>37331169
And trust me, nobody would want to be with me no matter how "confident" I suddenly walk through the supermarket. I'm a nerdy skelly lanklet and no girl in their right mind would approach me no matter how many "hes taken let's try to get him to cheat" pheromones I emit.

>>37331188
Because what's next for my life? 9-5 Slaving everyday and barely having enough energy to make a proper dinner, let alone go out for dates or try to meet women. I'm done. If you don't find your life partner in college/uni it's over.
Disclaimer: if you're not Chad

>>37331169
>>37331189
>>37331222
The problem is they all say that and it's based more on chance then anything they'll still feel that way. It's like when 14yos say they'll never want kids. You're so far from it actually happening what you say now means nothing.

>>37331175
Only if you're going to act and have sex exactly like a guy. Feminine guys are best, but not when they're into strapons and anal. Might as well date an actual girl.

>>37331128
>>pretending robots are gifted at anything
By staying in all day, asocial people pass the time by acquiring knowledge and posing questions (philosophy, science). I don't know if you've noticed, but most artistic types are also outcasts and depressed.

>>37331250
Alright I'll check back in 10 years when I reach wizardhood sound good?

>>37330894
>they'd do shit like putting needles under actresses fingernails
Actually made me cringe. Goddamn.

>>37331294
When you actually have a gf and have had sex regularly for at least five-ten years. You know what I meant.

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>>37324355
Oh, christ, there's so many things.
>watched rape hentai from age seven
>was born with mental disabilities and sometimes didn't understand what was right and wrong
>was possibly sexually abused at a young age (getting therapy for this now)
>nobody ever showed interest in me so I got really fucked up
>now I shut myself off completely
Yay.

>>37331322
>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
Good one anon. I'll tell the guys over at 25+ and the guys at wizchan they'll get a gf and will know what you mean.
Stop this just world fallacy. Some people die alone with nobody ever in their lives. I'm one of them. I accepted it, will you?

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>>37331250
>might as well date an actual girl
Yeah, I mean, can't hurt to try.

>>37331344
You're changing goal posts now. You said you'd never want to cheat and now it's you'll never get a gf. I'm not going to argue though, most people who consider all women evil whores that will never love anyone will die alone.

>>37324365

what does that mean? what did you want your dad to do that he didn't do?

>>37324546

Throughout history, women have shared dominant males. Harems are even common among mammals in the animal kingdom.

However, many males sharing one woman is much less likely in mammals. In bees, sure, every male drone sacrifices for the queen. But people are not bees.

>>37324556
lena dunham pls go

>>37331503
You're doing better but still not subtle enough anon.

>>37331169
the what now is you need a job lmao, or are you going to get your perfect gf in your mums basement while on welfare?
>>37331251
yeah asocial people in general who are still functioning adults, not robots who are all manchildren who cant wash their own clothes

>>37330458
try your local vidya game store

>>37324975
>I shouldn't want to put my penis in a girl's ass.
>That shouldn't be something I want or expect in a relationship.
>The thought of doing that shouldn't even occur to me.

You're right.

It's called media influence, peer pressure, conformity.

Sexuality is imitative. If you're surrounded by people who think something is normal, what's what "normal" becomes. It's normalization.

>>37325039

If you're worried about your dick size, just remember that lesbians have no dicks at all and they still get laid.

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>>37331551
>get your perfect gf in your mums basement while on welfare?

I did. Problem, wagie?

>>37331611
Not including 2d waifus.

why is this last 20lbs so hard to lose?

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What kind of guys/girls are ideal to the femanons here?

I like pale skinny qts.

>>37331664
The more mass the more it takes to maintain. So long as you're counting properly you'll get there anon. It just takes a bit longer to do it healthily.

>tfw no government mandated girlfriend

>>37325066
>Literally everyone does anal now. It's not a big deal.

"Everyone" is a lot of people, over 7 billion actually. It's false to say "literally everyone does anal now."

And anal is a big deal. Before recently, anal sex was primarily engaged in by homosexual men. Men-who-have-sex-with-men are the demographic most likely to have HIV/AIDS. Millions have died from AIDS, and blood infected with HIV has even tainted donated blood supplies and has led to straight people dying from AIDs. Gay men are 60x more likely to have HIV than straight men. 43% of gay men have over 500 partners. 1/4 gay men in the US have had over 1000 sex partners.

45% of US men have HPV. 45% of US women have HPV. 79 million Americans have HPV, the most common STD among men/women in the US. HPV causes 91% of anal cancer.

Besides the risk of STDs, anal sex is inherently filthy. Since the anal canal is how people defecate, and since feces is 25 to 54% bacteria by mass, the number of pathogens in feces and that can be spread by anal sex is huge. Not to mention that repeated anal sex can essentially make the sphincter loose, which can cause all kinds of other problems in life.

You're literally too stupid to live.

>>37331699
I agree with pale skinny qts, preferably redheads. No titcows allowed.

>>37325092

You think religion and homeschooling screwed you up?

Are you female? All females are essentially bisexual, or at least much more sexually fluid than men.

>>37331724
I'm 99% sure it only got popular because of how horrible it is for women, then people defended it because saying anything potentially bad about something linked to gay sex is "homophobic."

>>37331753
Now you've got it cuck anon.

>>37331699
>I like pale skinny qts.
I agree with that. I especially like qt slender asians.

>>37325216

Actually, cloning is the only way to continue your genetic legacy. Even having children only continues HALF of your "genetic legacy." And humans will go extinct one day anyway. So NOBODY's "genetic legacy" will continue.

>>37331816
>And humans will go extinct one day anyway.
This is soothing.